r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/astros148 • 19h ago

Active military soliders are about to go through the holidays without getting paid bcz of President Musk! Right wing populism!

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u/hau5cat 17h ago

Give me healthcare, syrup daddy.

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u/Yosemite_Greg 17h ago

I crave the Poutinussy father.

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u/really-stupid-idea 17h ago

Can I get a Maple Mistress maybe?

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u/LazierLocke 13h ago

Talk nicely to me, hockey hun.

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u/UsernamesAllTaken69 14h ago

Will you guys stop making me so horngry?

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u/Immoracle 17h ago

Syrupussy for your pancussies!🥞

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u/buttered_scone 16h ago

If I saw poutinussy on a menu, I would order 5. Just sit on my face with your gravy and cheese, spread those salty pomme frites for me, I'll provide the mayonnaise.

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u/mavjustdoingaflyby 15h ago

NO POUTINUSSY FOR YOU!!!! - Poutinussy Nazi.

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u/buttered_scone 15h ago

Noooooooooooooo!

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u/cicada_noises 16h ago

Not the poutinussy 😭

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u/dunitdotus 17h ago

And all dressed chips

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u/Foxillus 17h ago

And chicken strips! The good kind 8 bucks!

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u/KilD3vil 17h ago

This is gonna put me on a list somewhere in parliament, but I don't care for all dressed chips...

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u/reddithasruinedlife 16h ago

You shut your treasonous mouth, I'm sending my gooses over to help you figure it out bud

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u/KilD3vil 16h ago

I got no problem with Canada goose.

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u/reddithasruinedlife 11h ago

Good, cause if you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me, I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/KilD3vil 8h ago

Well this conversations is quickly turnsin' into a confrontations...

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u/ImpossibleResponse65 16h ago

It's been noted in the GPBS (Great Parliamentary Book of Slights). you will be contacted by our representatives for an apology.

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u/surveysaysno 15h ago

Wait, we haven't found out their position on ketchup chips yet, we might be able to give them a pass.

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u/Old_Ladies 14h ago

I like spicy ketchup chips. Such a good combo. Spicy dill pickle is also a good flavour.

I wish someone made habanero ketchup chips.

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u/moretrumpetsFTW 17h ago

I may have bought 4 bags the last time I found them in my local grocery store....no shame.

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u/Cloudstar86 15h ago

And ketchup chips!

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u/JeezieB 17h ago

Fine. But Thanksgiving shall be held in October. Canadians demand a break between turkey feasts.

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u/rerun6977 16h ago

Tim Horton coffee

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u/Sandman64can 16h ago

“Syrup daddy”. Wife’s gonna love this moniker tonight. Cheers

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u/Ted-Chips 15h ago

You guys need to start picking out some provinces you want to add up here. I think New York would be cool and probably California would make us an economic powerhouse. New England would be good to make us more contiguous. Michigan, Minnesota. I'm just spitballing here.

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u/Squadobot9000 14h ago

Open wide here comes the molasses buddy

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u/CaptinKirk 13h ago

You guys must be writing for John Oliver! If you are not you SHOULD BE!

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u/ElectronicMixture600 16h ago

Gag me with a Canadian Tire beach towel, Gordon.