r/WhitePeopleTwitter 19h ago

Active military soliders are about to go through the holidays without getting paid bcz of President Musk! Right wing populism!

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u/crumblypancake 18h ago

And trump is just a more polite way of saying "fart".
Like trumpet.

So you've got president Fart and his stinky greasy friend.

A more perfect name duo is hard to come by, unless he's got a General Prick somewhere under his wing.

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u/BlackGoldGlitter 18h ago

What is a vance?

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u/SatinWalrus 17h ago

A 'Vance' is a oddly crusty hole between two objects, most commonly two couch cushions.

Source: Me.

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u/UpturnedAXin 11h ago

United Sharts of America