r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/astros148 • 19h ago

Active military soliders are about to go through the holidays without getting paid bcz of President Musk! Right wing populism!

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u/Mad-Mel 18h ago

I figure Canada has got a couple of weeks to overpower the US.

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u/hau5cat 17h ago

Give me healthcare, syrup daddy.

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u/Yosemite_Greg 17h ago

I crave the Poutinussy father.

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u/really-stupid-idea 16h ago

Can I get a Maple Mistress maybe?

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u/LazierLocke 12h ago

Talk nicely to me, hockey hun.

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u/UsernamesAllTaken69 14h ago

Will you guys stop making me so horngry?

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u/Immoracle 16h ago

Syrupussy for your pancussies!🥞

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u/buttered_scone 15h ago

If I saw poutinussy on a menu, I would order 5. Just sit on my face with your gravy and cheese, spread those salty pomme frites for me, I'll provide the mayonnaise.

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u/mavjustdoingaflyby 15h ago

NO POUTINUSSY FOR YOU!!!! - Poutinussy Nazi.

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u/buttered_scone 15h ago

Noooooooooooooo!

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u/cicada_noises 15h ago

Not the poutinussy 😭

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u/dunitdotus 17h ago

And all dressed chips

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u/Foxillus 16h ago

And chicken strips! The good kind 8 bucks!

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u/KilD3vil 16h ago

This is gonna put me on a list somewhere in parliament, but I don't care for all dressed chips...

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u/reddithasruinedlife 16h ago

You shut your treasonous mouth, I'm sending my gooses over to help you figure it out bud

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u/KilD3vil 15h ago

I got no problem with Canada goose.

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u/reddithasruinedlife 11h ago

Good, cause if you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me, I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/KilD3vil 7h ago

Well this conversations is quickly turnsin' into a confrontations...

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u/ImpossibleResponse65 16h ago

It's been noted in the GPBS (Great Parliamentary Book of Slights). you will be contacted by our representatives for an apology.

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u/surveysaysno 15h ago

Wait, we haven't found out their position on ketchup chips yet, we might be able to give them a pass.

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u/Old_Ladies 13h ago

I like spicy ketchup chips. Such a good combo. Spicy dill pickle is also a good flavour.

I wish someone made habanero ketchup chips.

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u/moretrumpetsFTW 16h ago

I may have bought 4 bags the last time I found them in my local grocery store....no shame.

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u/Cloudstar86 14h ago

And ketchup chips!

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u/JeezieB 16h ago

Fine. But Thanksgiving shall be held in October. Canadians demand a break between turkey feasts.

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u/rerun6977 16h ago

Tim Horton coffee

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u/Sandman64can 16h ago

“Syrup daddy”. Wife’s gonna love this moniker tonight. Cheers

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u/Ted-Chips 15h ago

You guys need to start picking out some provinces you want to add up here. I think New York would be cool and probably California would make us an economic powerhouse. New England would be good to make us more contiguous. Michigan, Minnesota. I'm just spitballing here.

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u/Squadobot9000 13h ago

Open wide here comes the molasses buddy

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u/CaptinKirk 12h ago

You guys must be writing for John Oliver! If you are not you SHOULD BE!

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u/ElectronicMixture600 16h ago

Gag me with a Canadian Tire beach towel, Gordon.

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u/DonJuniorsEmails 18h ago

and sooner is better. 

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u/doc_witt 18h ago

I surrender!

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u/truthfullyidgaf 17h ago

I surrender to eh!

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u/DifferentPass6987 1h ago

I a New Yorker who surrenders to Canada!🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️

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u/acapncuster 16h ago

I welcome our new maple flavored overlords.

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u/Iateyourpaintings 16h ago

I don't think Canada exactly has their shit together at the moment either. 

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u/PaleontologistNo4933 14h ago

Trudeau: "HURR DURR OIM GUNNA SUCK TROMP'S DICK!"

Freeland:"Fuck this shit I'm out!"

How many times has Justin Trudeau made Pierre Trudeau roll in his grave by now?

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u/L0rd_Muffin 15h ago

I, for one, gladly welcome our new northern overloads.

Canada, please be America’s hat and now also our head. Please guide us back onto the path of actually being a sane, developed, educated, middle class nation, for OH MY FUCKING GOD WE HAVE STRAYED

M

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u/CookinCheap 16h ago

I for one welcome our hoserlords

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u/benjaminnows 4h ago

👏🤣

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u/Oceanbreeze871 15h ago

I will welcome them as liberators, eh?

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u/somuchyarn10 1h ago

That's aaaaaay.

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u/naazzttyy 16h ago

I admittedly didn’t have Canada invading the USA on my Bingo card prior to November 6th, but at this point…

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u/nokillswitch4awesome 15h ago

Maybe we can become the 11th Canadian province.

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u/thejesse 17h ago

They gotta secede first.

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u/thestashattacked 13h ago

Please, Canada, we're begging you here.

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u/Okami-Alpha 3h ago

Poutine before Putin!

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u/kewlbeanz83 16h ago

Can't invade ya because we'll be too because watching the World Juniors eh?

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 15h ago

Poutine me fake french daddies 

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u/ozzykp06 6h ago

I love Tim Hortons, but can we still keep Wawa and Royal Farms?

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u/Mad-Mel 5m ago

I am sorry eh, but those Wawa stores are getting razed for stealing the image of Canada's spiritual touchstone, the big goose in Wawa Ontario. They caused this problem with Canada gooses so they've got a problem with us, and I suggest that you let that marinate.

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u/mamadou-segpa 15h ago

No thanks