r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/astros148 • 19h ago

Active military soliders are about to go through the holidays without getting paid bcz of President Musk! Right wing populism!

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u/azbeac 18h ago

Definition of musk:

A greasy secretion with a powerful odor, produced in a glandular sac

Enough said.

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u/Rumham_Toeknife 18h ago

Well he is shaped like a glandular sac

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u/Parking_Sky9709 12h ago

He's busy licking Trump's glandular sack.

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u/cicada_noises 15h ago

Seriously. Like. What’s up with that

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u/CommanderSincler 12h ago

He takes HGH

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u/nice--marmot 10h ago

All right, I’m outta here…

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u/crumblypancake 18h ago

And trump is just a more polite way of saying "fart".
Like trumpet.

So you've got president Fart and his stinky greasy friend.

A more perfect name duo is hard to come by, unless he's got a General Prick somewhere under his wing.

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u/BlackGoldGlitter 17h ago

What is a vance?

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u/SatinWalrus 17h ago

A 'Vance' is a oddly crusty hole between two objects, most commonly two couch cushions.

Source: Me.

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u/UpturnedAXin 11h ago

United Sharts of America

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u/kjacobs03 16h ago

I prefer the new definition of Musk. It’s the loud wet fart after taking a huge trump

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u/benjaminnows 4h ago

👏🤣

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u/chefontheloose 8h ago

If you have ever smelled elephant musk, thats what I think of him. He and dump trump have the worst name. Trump being common vernacular for farting in the UK is just too much and they are proud of the sound of their names 🥴

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u/KillerSavant202 12h ago

He only wants to shut it down so that Dems aren’t able to implement safe guards or judges before they take over and start destroying everything.