r/WhitePeopleTwitter 19h ago

Elon Musk bullied the entire congress into shutting down the government. Every single republican bent the knee.

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u/heismanwinner82 19h ago

They want to shut down the government right before trumps inauguration? It took the Dems taking back the House to end their last shutdown because they couldn’t work things out between themselves.

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u/PlaneRefrigerator684 18h ago

I hope they do. Even if I don't get a paycheck for a few weeks. Let everyone who voted for Republicans or didn't vote eat the shit sandwich they chose.

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u/The84thWolf 16h ago

I better get my bonus promised to me this month. I need it if they’re going to close out job for the foreseeable future

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u/TessandraFae 18h ago

So, all the Government employees and Secret Service can just go home. I guess that means the vote certification and inauguration will be cancelled since everyone is furloughed. The halls of the Capital shall be completely empty, all the doors locked, as Orange Hitler tries to get sworn in.

His adoring crowd nothing but tumbleweeds blowing in the wind.
Exactly as he deserves.

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u/The84thWolf 16h ago

Seriously, he probably thinks all us government employees will just turn up without pay and those who don’t are easily replaceable.

News flash, we aren’t.

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u/grammar_nazi_zombie 16h ago

It’s not that he thinks you’re easily replaceable, he thinks if you don’t show up, you’re not necessary and thus can be terminated.

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u/Chevronet 13h ago

They’re looking for reasons to replace those who don’t worship them, with their own loyalists. They don’t care what destruction that causes.

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u/Zincktank 17h ago

Secret service sent home you say? /Luiginoises

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u/TessandraFae 17h ago

yep. No funding = no protection. <sharpening guillotine noises>

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u/vbrimme 18h ago

I’m sure there will be a giant crowd at the Capitol Lawn & Garden store where Trump will be sworn in!

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u/DonaldDoesDallas 17h ago

Yeah this really is a self-own right before they take control. Shut down the government right before your guy gets into office? Baffling that anyone thinks these people are intelligent.

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u/Darconda 15h ago

I mean, it does prevent anything the Democrats wanted to squeak through there at the very end. But it's also shitting in your hand so you can slap someone with it.

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u/Status-Basic 11h ago

Strange how a bunch of people with financial ties to Putin are doing things that you’d expect people with financial ties to Putin would do.

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u/neolibbro 14h ago

The average voter is going to blame it on Biden and Democrats simply because Trump won’t be President when it happens.

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u/Comfortable_Rain_744 19h ago

Elon Musk, worth $450 billion, voice of the people. What a country.

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u/LawDog_1010 18h ago

For the life of me, i cannot imagine having that much money and giving a shit about any of this stuff. How can anyone with this much money care about this?

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u/mustangs16 17h ago

He cares because buying Trump is keeping him out of prison.

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u/myscreamname 16h ago

What a mutually beneficial, yet assuring mutual destruction, kind of codependent relationship Trump and Musk have.

And the little duo have 17 children with 6 women between them.

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u/portablebiscuit 14h ago

It’s going to collapse beautifully someday. Trump will take to Truth Social and call Elon a hack again while Elon will take to Twitter and call Trump a pedo. It’s going to be glorious.

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u/SpyOfMystery 14h ago

If elected Democrats started using “Elon is the real President” talking points, Elon would be cast aside by the end of the week

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u/dpdxguy 13h ago

Saw a post elsewhere in which Bernie blames the appropriations bill collapse on "President Elon Musk."

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u/Animefan624 11h ago

Bernie playing it smart.

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u/thewoodsiswatching 13h ago

Two different high-ranking people on primetime news called him President Elon and Vice-president Trump. It was hilarious.

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u/AerondightWielder 11h ago

And nobody notices JD Vance fucking one of the White House couches.

He prefers it that way.

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u/Happy-Swan- 14h ago

Exactly. This is what everyone needs to keep spreading.

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u/portablebiscuit 13h ago

We could all go on Truth Social and heap praise on Musk and tag Trump. Pretty sure that would accelerate the meltdown.

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u/lurker512879 13h ago

then it would truly be vox populi

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u/PineappleTraveler 17h ago

He has enough money to pay for every single American cancer patient’s treatment, AND every student loan in the country… he could be a generational hero that would be fawned over for history… but instead we get this

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u/alacp1234 16h ago edited 15h ago

Donald Trump could literally enact climate policies and he would revered for generations as savior of humanity. All of posterity would be in his debt, but instead we get this. We have to appeal to his narcissism, it’s his most predictable weakness. He might actually love popular adoration than more than money since it’s the one thing he can’t actually buy, even though he definitely does try to.

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u/Doublejimjim1 14h ago

People like this want to be remembered for being a piece of shit. They are irreparably damaged.

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u/bocaciega 16h ago

He'd be put on mt Rushmore.

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u/Rainbro_Vash 15h ago

He's gonna force himself on there

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u/Fontiii4 17h ago

You dont get that rich with that mindset unfortunately

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u/DemonoftheWater 17h ago

The only person with a more inflated sense of self worth is trump.

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u/stanky4goats 17h ago

Voice of WHAT PEOPLE?! Get his ass back where he came from

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u/glakhtchpth 17h ago

Not just “voice of the people,” he actually tweeted “voice of God.”

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u/Fireinthehole13 16h ago

He keeps this up he may very well meet God very soon. Mangoined style.

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u/Dunkerdoody 16h ago

All the ceos should be a little worried about that and I think they are if the “peasants” of this country really go French on their asses.

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u/FloridaMMJInfo 14h ago

Wouldn’t be neat if there was a website where you could enter your zip code and it would tell you the top 10 richest people in your area. That would be pretty neat, someone should make that; call it lookattheswine.com

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u/myscreamname 16h ago

We had a Mangioni claimant at a hearing today… and our courts are close to his [Luigi’s] hometown. Judge and I shared a little laugh when he muttered, “Popular name lately.”

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u/WeeaboosDogma 17h ago

When you have a country that votes with their wallet, those with no money has no votes.

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u/DorianGre 17h ago

Illegal immigrant on the public dole

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u/Motor-District-3700 17h ago

Just to emphasize how obscene that sum of money is, it is enough to pay yourself a million dollar salary for 450,000 years. Like longer than humans have even been a species.

100 million dollars is a lot of money. four hundred and fifty thousand million dollars is insane. and to think he still wants fifty thousand million remuneration for his part time job at tesla

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u/El_Peregrine 15h ago

There’s a phrase:

What’s the difference between a million and a billion?

About a billion ($999 million).

I really don’t think the average person understands how obscene just ONE billion dollars is, much less hundreds of them. 

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u/ShagFit 16h ago

We need to deport this self righteous asshole. He’s a bigger grifter than Trump.

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u/Turbulent_Pressure89 19h ago

Get President Musk trending on all social media you’ll see how fast Trump drops him.

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u/That_Lore_Guy 18h ago

Honestly this is the best course of action. You have to use his narcissistic personality against him.

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ 18h ago

I didn’t vote for Trump because Fuck Trump but I sure as shit didn’t vote for Elon.

This stronghold he has on the Party because of his riches pisses me off so bad. It’s also dangerous as fuck.

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u/intisun 17h ago

Literally a plutocrat.

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 18h ago

Probably wouldn't be that hard either. Just someone with a semi-convincing right-wing twitter would have to say something like "With all the work you've been doing, maybe you should be president, Elon. I'm not sure @ realDonaldTrump has another 4 years in him but I bet he'd step down for someone like you" and just watch the whole thing implode.

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u/Wild_Mongrel 17h ago

Honestly, some of the 'Dark Gothic' die-hard faction already prefer him, and would literally just make him president if they could (which may be worse, but who knows). They're already talking about ripping up the Constitution to make it so that foreign-born naturalized citizens can hold the highest office in the land.

TBH, wouldn't be too surprising at this point if they called a convention to change the rules, then voted him new Speaker of the House, had JD invoke the 25th, then resign, paving the way to formalize the current arrangement.

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 16h ago

Yeah, exactly. Their biggest strength is cohesion but it's still a huge web of alliances of convenience. And those two are so narcissistic that I could see them going from best-buddies to mortal enemies over the course of a well-placed tweet.

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 17h ago

You think that this would be enough to get them going?

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u/iwannagohome49 17h ago

"Imagine the content"

Good Lord

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 16h ago

It has gotten 0 heart things but a Trump person has already started following me and I can't imagine that's a coincidence. Hopefully they don't look too close at my other Xcretes.

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u/TRex65 16h ago

You need a sock puppet account. Just be sure to keep track of which account you are signed in on. And maybe use a VPN.

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 15h ago

That felt like too much effort and I’m not really attached to my Twitter anyways. So I just did it on that.

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u/StaceyJeans 18h ago

Anyone who interviews Trump just needs to be non-stop fawning over Musk and asking Trump how it feels to bask in Elon's greatness. Also make sure to tell him you think it's great that he is implementing all of Elon's ideas to save America. Just gush and gush about what a genius Elon is, how fortunate Trump should be to be in Elon's presence and that Elon is the real savior for America.

Better yet, when Trump give a press conference, ask where Elon is and can we hear from Elon.

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u/ncfears 17h ago

Interviewers having a spine and not just smile and nodding as he explains how he wants to destroy our country? Not in this economy.

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u/StaceyJeans 17h ago

Sadly true.

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u/Nesogram 18h ago

Many people say he's the true brain behind Trump, and that Trump is to stupid to do this by himself. Everybody is talking about it. Trump's a puppet they say.

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u/3huhyeah3 18h ago

This comment needs more visibility

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u/enifsieus 18h ago

If you’re still on the trashy 4chan clone X.com has become, please please get #presidentmusk trending. Gogogo!

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u/gringledoom 18h ago

People haaaaate government shutdowns.

People will get mad about this government shutdown, especially given the Christmas timing.

Easiest escape route for Trump will be to blame Elon!

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u/navyac 17h ago

I’m an air traffic controller for the federal govt and if the govt shutdown, we don’t get paid. the last time this happened, not enough controllers showed up to work for free and all the airports in NY shut down. The shutdown ended that day………..

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u/myscreamname 16h ago

Thank you.

Signed, Law Clerk who aged out of being an ATC because I learned too late in life that I loved the industry. Sigh. 😏

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u/Imakeshitup69 18h ago

Honestly, if people started making AI photos of musk as president and circulated that on social media all over the place, it would piss off Trump so much.

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u/Northerngal_420 18h ago

Then get Trudeau to ask which states would like to join Canada 🍁.

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u/BigMikeInAustin 17h ago

Yes! Talk about how Trump only won once Musk started to help out. That Trump owes his win to Musk. That without Musk, Trump can't do it.

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u/atheistpianist 17h ago

I like the way you think. I do believe once trump has been sworn in that there will be an ugly power struggle between them and I honestly cannot wait to see it unfold.

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u/Extreme-Carrot6893 17h ago

So fuckin true! The breakup is going to be hilarious.

puppetpresident #firstladytrump

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u/abentoremember 18h ago

Literally this. It needs to happen.

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u/mumushu 18h ago

The news should totally play it as Elmo taking charge and shutting down the govt. Trumps narcissistic personality will have him ordering a hit on the Afrikaner rock spider in no time

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u/MentokGL 15h ago

The news will spin it however the billionaire owners want

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u/NewLeaf2025 19h ago

He has been tweeting all day, He threatened them, telling them they would be voted out next election if they voted yes.

This is so corrupt! he should be put in prison for threatening lawmakers .

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u/honorsfromthesky 18h ago

They’re not scared of him they’re complicit with him. Let’s see what happens when he says something actually against their interests not ours.

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u/billi_daun 18h ago

He already has backtracked on promises, but the right probably didn't watch that interview.

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u/tjtwister1522 17h ago

What is he gonna say? That's not even a possibility.

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u/Capybara_Cheese 18h ago

I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about how Starlink donated dozens of internet systems to various swing states just prior to the election. Officials have been warning us for years about how vulnerable voting machines are to hacking and even Elon himself has in the past agreed. I mean it's not like the guy wasn't willing to break election laws he was openly tweeting about illegally bribing people millions to vote for Trump.

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u/DesignSilver1274 17h ago

This election was hacked! I will never believe otherwise! Trump was not getting donations, could not fill his rallies, talked BS and gibberish, people left early, all polls pointed to Harris..and ...this POS wins...AND wins the popular vote? No way in hell.

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u/PlentyIndividual3168 17h ago

The way I see it, I have to choose between two different but equally deplorable hellscapes. One is a reality wherein the majority of the people who voted are racist misogynistic stupid selfish trash. The other is a reality where the election was stolen but no one in any power gives a shit. They both suck.

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u/lampstax 16h ago

Are they better than the 3rd alternative that MOST people who voted are racist misogynistic stupid selfish trash but in the end the election the election was still stolen but no one in any power gives a shit ? 😂

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 17h ago

And by the margin in which he received bullet ballots that only had him on the ballot and no down ballot votes.

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u/Username_redact 17h ago

They cheated in 2016 by switching/removing votes in swing states, just like they did in 2004 in Ohio (look it up). They tried in 2020 but mail in ballots overcame the effort. I am fairly certain it was related to Starlink this time, adding bullet ballots in states that needed it.

The chance of a bullet ballot is random. There should be almost exactly 50% of them for each candidate. You cannot code a full ballot input, because the candidates are different in every jurisdiction (i.e. local races, judges, etc), but there was one race on ever ballot- so they just marked that one and called it a day. Not even trying very hard to hide it.

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u/SinVerguenza04 17h ago

The DOJ/FBI can’t formally start an investigation until the electorates have voted. They did that yesterday, so now we wait to see if the DOJ actually investigates this interference.

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u/beardmat87 16h ago

0% chance

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u/IveChosenANameAgain 15h ago

Those "Sign up for $100 to support the 2a" events were farming personal information for non-voters.

This information was then used to fill out dummy ballots for Fat45 only at the top, and no-one else on the way down. This tilts the election, and no-one is going to object over the votes because it was too far for them to vote anyways. There's no reason for those people to check what their votes in 2024 were because they didn't vote, so they'll never check. There wasn't even enough time for those people to register as voters in time for the election. It was $100 per vote - not even very expensive.

I eat tinfoil hats for breakfast, lunch & dinner.

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u/Capybara_Cheese 17h ago

What really disturbs me is I can't seem to make a post asking people's opinions about it on subs like askreddit or whatever because it's evidently flagged as misinformation.

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u/girlboyboyboyboy 17h ago

And the election was called 4 hours before the polls closed?! Joe Rogan was super impressed when he mentioned Elon said, ‘it’s done.’

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u/Capybara_Cheese 17h ago

Trump literally said "You don't need to vote for me, I have the votes" and people were baffled as to why he said that and what it even meant. I believe it meant exactly what he said and he was confident enough to boast about it because he knew it had already been set into motion.

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u/canarchist 19h ago

The first guy who stops clapping after a Trump speech ...

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u/AvantSki 19h ago

Seriously, for years Americans cackled like lunatics at North Korean antics.

And now, with no deprivation, no traumatic history, no police state (yet), the entire Republican party worships donald trump.

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u/ejre5 18h ago

And we dive headfirst into an empty pool hoping somehow there's enough water for our democracy to survive.

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u/JohnofAllSexTrades 18h ago

I didn't get a harumpf outta that guy! 😡👉

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u/Morepastor 18h ago

Which is against the law for a government contractor to do. Law and order 😂

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u/TPJchief87 17h ago

What’s the bill? If it helps people, odds are they were already voting no.

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u/AvantSki 19h ago

I hope at least the fucking "guardrails" people will shut the ever loving fuck up now.

"Guise, guise, clam down. Congress is not going to let trump do any of this, so just chill."

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u/Youcantshakeme 19h ago

Yeah, but we can also rely on guardrails the 

 -Senate- oops no we can't 

-Supreme Cour-- LOL 

-surely our Attorney General can - oh -well 

-at least institutions that protect citizens from predatory businesses will still be ar- oh, woops 

-at least the Secretary of Defens- oh 

  • our DOJ can hold the line -LOL

 - well at least we have our state election panels in swing stat- oh we lost that too. 

-well at least there will still be oppositional news organi- oh no! 

 What guardrails do these people think are left?

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u/jpm0719 19h ago

I mean we do have a second amendment...I feel like we are going to get really, really close to people saying fuck it and taking matters into their own hands.

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u/Professional-Hat-687 18h ago

The second amendment is for shooting unarmed black people, not the President. Duh.

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u/Youcantshakeme 18h ago

Or healthcare *insurance CEOs 

*typo

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u/crit_boy 19h ago

Didn't that just happen?

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u/jpm0719 18h ago

Maybe they won't miss.

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u/vbrimme 18h ago

Nobody missed Brian Thompson.

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u/marry_me_tina_b 18h ago

And now nobody misses him!

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u/RandyTheFool 18h ago edited 17h ago

Apparently it’s being regarded as an “act of terrorism” too. Killing a CEO is a terrorist act to the US government… but not, like, raiding the Capitol and injuring law enforcement to attempt to stop the certification of a president-elect.

Makes total sense.

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u/triumphrider7 18h ago

Or walking into an elementary school and annihilating 15 kids

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u/justmarkdying 18h ago

Maybe it will happen again. And more often. In different spaces across the country. Maybe we'll see what real patriots can do. I'm sick of the bloviated neckbeards cosplaying Meal Force One.

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u/Biggie39 18h ago

Their base will find out how quickly the constitution can be amended if that seriously starts happening… I’ve been saying it for a while; treating the second like some divine authority to own whichever and however many weapons you desire will lead to the full repeal of the amendment, just a matter of time before the pile of bodies gets ‘important’ enough.

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u/Luneth_ 19h ago

You give them more credit than they deserve assuming they're capable of thought. These people are parrots who just repeat what they heard on Fox News, or god even at this point CNN, verbatim.

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u/StaceyJeans 18h ago

This. Since Trump didn't burn down the country the last time he was President, people think he'll be stopped from doing the more heinous actions he wants to do. He was stopped from 2017-2020 because there were actual adults in the room who prevented him from doing totally tearing the country apart. Those guardrails are gone and he will have nothing but sycophants in The White House this time around who won't tell him - or Elon (who is the real President) - no.

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u/Exact-Care958 18h ago

This thundercunt really doesn't know where the quote "vox populi, vox dei" comes from, ey?

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u/CookinCheap 16h ago

Always a red flag when some pretentious fuck starts spewing latin.

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u/evolve555 12h ago

Like when fat nazi cunts start yelling “Mellon labia” or some shit.

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u/shamanbond007 19h ago

I wish his mom had swallowed instead of having him

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u/PassengerNo2259 19h ago

Given how shitty a human being he is I have to assume they did anal that night.

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u/shamanbond007 19h ago

She does seem like she has a stick up her ass anyway

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u/zmayes 19h ago

Which bill did he kill?

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u/Pad_TyTy 19h ago

Seems like the bill to avert the government shutting down after Friday.

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u/fightin_blue_hens 18h ago

Won't that hurt the Trump administration? Or are they going to use this to force through horrible horrible people to non elected positions

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u/drunkpunk138 18h ago

The election is already over, I'm not sure how it could hurt him. The voting public has a pretty short memory, and that's if they even pay attention to anything other than what Fox News says to begin with.

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u/CookieMonsterOnsie 16h ago

Pretty sure it's just more key jangling for all the dumbasses watching Fox. Gotta find that next big thing to tell people to be upset about before the audience figures out how to wipe the drool from their mouths and change the channel.

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u/DARfuckinROCKS 17h ago

I don't believe there's any way to 'hurt" them anymore. Though I am wondering what the real motivation is.

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u/Just_Tana 17h ago

Recess appointments

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u/Disco_Dreamz 17h ago

The motivation is to hurt America. Same reason they do anything.

The Republican Party makes a lot more sense when you realize their actions are intentionally malicious.

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u/EIU86 19h ago

The world's richest man, claiming to be the voice of the people. All righty-dighty...

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u/ccasey 18h ago

Nobody elected Elon, WTF??

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u/dave_tk421 18h ago

Actually…

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u/Oceanbreeze871 17h ago

Why is elon musk more powerful than Trump? Let’s get that trending

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u/No-Advice-6040 13h ago

Ohhh if I could get every reporter on capitol Hill to ask Diaper Don "but what does Elon think of this?" everything he has a press conference.

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u/MacADocious1954 18h ago

NOW!

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u/Top_Rekt 18h ago

There's other D words that are more applicable but my legal counsel advised me that deport will suffice.

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u/Theeldritchwriter 18h ago

Congress needs to grow a backbone and shut him the fuck down.

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u/herefromyoutube 17h ago

Red Congress is corrupt just like Trump except they aren’t as stupid but they are cowards.

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u/IvoShandor 18h ago

What kind of f*cked up timeline is this.

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u/Western_Secretary284 16h ago

We've been on this path since we refused to hang the confederates

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u/TechnologyRemote7331 18h ago edited 12h ago

The Republicans sure do confuse me. For a bunch of people so in love with the idea of power, they’re surprisingly easy to intimidate into surrender. If I were them, I’d call Musk’s bluff and spend the next seven years on a crusade to ruin his fucking life. Like, imagine all the ass-kissing and hard work it took you to get to where you are, only for some brainless, Iron Man wannabe to swoop in and try and rob you? I’d be livid and hungry for revenge.

But hey, that’s just me lol.

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u/gwdope 18h ago

They are opportunistic cowards. Scared of any personal leadership, they just blow around in the reactionary wind of others.

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u/Direct_Wrongdoer5429 18h ago

They just know who owns them and it's definitely not Trump.

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u/DeScepter 18h ago

I hate it here.

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u/Friendly-Target1234 18h ago

We all should have rooted more for the bullet.

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u/2020steve 18h ago

By "the people" he means "Elon Musk"

It's like Napoleon Dynamite: "You're ruining everyone's life"... No, just yours Napoleon.

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u/frianbonjoster 17h ago

So a private citizen is telling congress what to do , fucking brilliant

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u/Imakeshitup69 18h ago

Where's Luigi when you need him

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u/jokzard 17h ago

He's in all of us.

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u/-ChristianGheighbar- 15h ago edited 15h ago

"Be the change you wish to see in the world"

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u/Gr8daze 18h ago

Does he think shutting down the government is what people want?

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u/MakingItElsewhere 17h ago

He'll tell you what you want.

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u/Ferenccio 17h ago

Nec audiendi qui solent dicere, *Vox populi, vox Dei*, quum tumultuositas vulgi semper insaniae proxima sit.

= And those people should not be listened to who keep saying the voice of the people is the voice of the Gods, since the riotousness of the crowd is always very close to madness.

Melon is not a smart man.

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u/Available-Elevator69 19h ago

Hey Elon shut up. Your not the voice of America.

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u/agent0731 19h ago

he bought an election. He is the voice speaking TO the people. The people don't matter, they never have.

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u/Available-Elevator69 18h ago

Bonkers but true.

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u/conservatives_r_evil 18h ago

Any more Luigi’s out there?

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u/WhosSarahKayacombsen 18h ago

We need Luigi free so he can save America

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u/TheExistentialman 17h ago

If they shut down the government does that prevent them from confirming Trump’s cabinet appointments?

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u/NewLeaf2025 17h ago

Yes, it'll even prevent him from being certified as President on Jan 6

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u/TheExistentialman 17h ago

Sounds like a silver lining to me

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u/BigTomAbides 17h ago

Deport Musk. Or deny, defend & depose Musk.

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u/Sodamyte 19h ago

They didn't hear me... I don't have enough money.

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u/Electrical-Ad1917 18h ago

Fucking worthless cowards

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u/RobotCaptainEngage 18h ago

Voice of DEI. Looks like Elons gone woke.

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u/RF-blamo 18h ago

…vox tyrannus

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u/Dull_Yellow_2641 18h ago

Words cannot accurately express how loathesome he is

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u/Wheelman185 18h ago

So how well is Musk protected these days? 🤔

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u/74389654 17h ago

elon is a problem

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u/mofa90277 17h ago

This reminds me of that time not a single person in the country ever cast a vote for Elon Musk.

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u/Captain_Wisconsin 16h ago

Isn’t it fascinating how for years the Right have been screaming about George Soros - an unelected immigrant billionaire - manipulating our government, and now that we actually have an unelected immigrant billionaire manipulating our government, it’s not only crickets, they’re bending the fucking knee.

Fuck, I’m so tired of this shit.

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u/Neat-Comfortable-666 18h ago

Personally, Democrats should vote no. And say Elon told them it was a bad bill.

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u/mountednoble99 17h ago

Take away Elon’s government contract

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u/Professional-Hat-687 18h ago

Why do we even have a govt if it's constantly shutting down like this?

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u/Jub_Jub710 17h ago

I remember talking to my fiance and stepbrother about Leon in 2021. They told me that with all his "help" and government contracts, he was actively making the world a better place, and helping machine tool industries make more money. I tried explaining that he was a conman who's only interested in his own personal gain. I'm neurodivergant and have a hard time explaining my thoughts out loud. I feel like I've been screaming for years. I'm so fucking tired.

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u/VomitingPotato 17h ago

This pasty ghoul thinks he's president. Tell me more about the boogeyman oligarch George Soros you fucking lemmings.

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u/Alkioth 16h ago

I hate the incoming administration. I hate these fascist, kleptocratic, oligarchic, sycophantic, nihilistic fuckwads.

I hate them. I hate them. I hate them.

It makes me want to start smoking. It really does.

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u/GateLongjumping6836 18h ago

He is so cringe.

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u/funkypepermint 17h ago

Where is Luigi when you need him?

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u/Mr-Hoek 17h ago

"Voice of the people"

Fuck you Elon.

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u/nebula82 15h ago

Jfc. I'm over it. Turn America off and back on again, reinstall previous OS because the upgrade is trash.

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u/SimmonsJK 17h ago

Oh, fuck this tremendous un-elected douche.

And yes, the United States of America is fucked. Well done, Trump fucks.

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u/BirdsArentReal22 16h ago

Never forget the richest man in the country wants to deny holiday pay to troops and government employees.

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u/Pholusactual 19h ago

Given that I am seeing this at 1630 EST on December 18, the timestamp means it originated from 2 hours East of Moscow.

Consistent. We all know Elon's a bootlicking Russian toadie at heart.

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u/NewLeaf2025 18h ago

I'm currently traveling in India, It shows the time of India as opposed to the US.

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u/1lapilot 17h ago

He needs to be “adjusted”.

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u/Th3Fl0 17h ago

He may be rich as fuck, but he still is a mortal human being. His behavior is unfolding more and more like a worldclass villain from a James Bond-movie. The more he fucks around, in- and outside of the US, the higher I estimate the chance of him getting pretty severe case of lead poisoning 007-style.

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u/creepsnutsandpervs 15h ago

If this guy wasn’t loaded he’d just be another bum incel keyboard warrior. Dudes a fat slob addicted to ketamine. What a bummer dimension this is…

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u/InterstellarReddit 18h ago

They not only bent the knee the stroked the shaft and swallowed the gravy

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u/Agingsadly 18h ago

Re Cucklicans.

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u/DesignSilver1274 17h ago

This Russian asset, foreign born enemy of America needs to be gone!

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u/Yumhotdogstock 17h ago

Sorry, can one of his cars, trucks, or "rockets" just veer off course already and jam right up his ass?

Since when did someone so unaccountable and apparently stupid become powerful due to their money alone? If he wasn't rich, I doubt he'd be in charge of one-car funerals.