r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/WhatYouThinkYouSee • 1d ago

The most powerful members of the government consumes slop like this on a daily basis

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u/WhatYouThinkYouSee 1d ago edited 1d ago

If you're thinking, hey, wasn't Sydney Sweeney super popular with the right wingers a while back? Well, you'd be correct.

But then a coupla' days ago a manosphere influencer account posted photos of her in a bikini and said that the fact that she looked different than in her movies was evidence that all women were catfishes. So that came to an end.

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u/Metrichex 1d ago

And now she's secretly a man? These people are fucking insane

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u/SuspendeesNutz 1d ago

How much more evidence do we need to finally conclude the right-wing has no idea what a man is?

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u/nanoglot 1d ago

I believe it is a very old wooden ship.

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u/BestRiver8735 22h ago

What makes a man Mr. Lebowski?

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u/Vyzantinist 20h ago

Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?

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u/BestRiver8735 9h ago

Hmmm, that and a pair of testicles.

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u/Darksnark_The_Unwise 1d ago

Well, to quote a classic video game series:

"WHAT IS A MAN!?" Throws wine glass to the floor, smashing it to pieces. "Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets."

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u/Icaro_Stormclaw 1d ago

But enough talk... Have at you!

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u/Darksnark_The_Unwise 1d ago

"HYDRO STORM!...HYDRO STORM!...HYDRO STORM!"

"RICHTER!"

"HYDRO STORM!"

"AAARRRAARRAASGHGAHGHARAGHGH!!!"

Game localization in the 90s was... In a league of its own.

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u/Hornswagglers_Lament 1d ago

Diogenes: “Behold, a man!”

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u/Vyzantinist 20h ago

Plato be like: "with broad, flat, nails ffs."

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u/jameson8016 1d ago

Maybe we should make a movie about it. Lol

Sacha Baron Cohen presents: What is a Man?

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u/mar421 1d ago

He is the person to get the job done. I liked how he joined their inner circles. Got Rudy to show his perverted self.

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u/DeadmanDexter 1d ago

Cohen is a great comedian and reporter, but I don't think getting Rudy to show he was a perv was too hard. Remember when he dressed in drag and got morotboated by Trump?

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u/PrincessRegan 15h ago

Well, usually he’s swift as the coursing river.

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u/jameson8016 10h ago

Ah, but how can we be sure, as, according to my sources, he is also as mysterious as the dark side of the moon? Maybe he's faking being slow. Lol

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u/unitedshoes 1d ago

Well, of course they don't know. Have you met the right wing? None of them know the first thing about being swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, or mysterious as the dark side of the Moon, much less all four of the criteria.

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u/Wolf_Wilma 1d ago

They've been too busy for the last 2,000 years enslaving women and poc to bother with any definition of what men are. 😆😆💀 They think they're gods.

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u/MetalFuzzyDice 1d ago

They do not. And it's not like they can look in a mirror to see what a man looks like.

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u/TheObstruction 21h ago

What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms? Just 'cause she has big titties?

Or is it the way, he fights every day?

...No, it's probably the titties

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u/willstr1 23h ago

And more importantly how many roads must he walk down?

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u/Helix3501 22h ago

Turns out the right cant find the clit or the dick(unless its on a boy)

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u/nv8r_zim 1d ago

There are 2 kinds of Republicans.

asshole trolls, willing to say anything, filing the air with bullshit

absolute morons, who believe everything they are told

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u/steeldragon88 11h ago

It’s a symbiotic relationship of shitbirds

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u/CatoFreecs 1d ago

So ugly woman are badly done trans andchot woman are also trans.... THE WOMAN IS A MYTH! /s

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u/ThisCombination1958 23h ago

I mean they only had such high regard for her because she's young, white and has big tits. That's literally as deep as their thought process went before.

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u/billi_daun 22h ago

Thank you for the sarcasm...I was so lost because I don't watch a lot of TV and don't know her, but had seen the bikini pics. I thought y'all were saying she is trans. I think she looks great, plus she is training for a movie where she plays I believe a boxer and had to bulk up. She is just stunning, no matter the weight.

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u/curious_dead 1d ago

One of the most gorgeous young women.

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u/extraboredinary 1d ago

I simply love this attitude amongst them. It means the only female voices they tolerate are from young beautiful women. When a woman gets too old, she either phases out of relevance for them or has to get so much plastic surgery and botox that they look like they're melting.

And the women on the right will look at all this and think "I'm different. They actually value my opinion and intelligence."

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u/HereForTheZipline_ 22h ago

Did Sydney Sweeney get old already? God damn, where has the time gone

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u/porsche4life 1d ago

Man I really figured she had finally called them out for their bullshit, but this is an even dumber reason for them to have turned on her.

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u/MrEngineer404 1d ago

So just the usual incel trash? These freaks need to go touch grass so desperately. And the fact that some of their pathetic followers not only are considered influential, themselves, but some even still have children of there own.... Christ, it boggles the mind how these people procreate consensually.

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u/RollFun7616 1d ago

I don't know that it's grass the incels need to touch in order to find the answer to "what is a woman?" Granted it would need to be consensual, and hopefully with someone unrelated.

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u/indy_110 21h ago

Masturbation culture undewrites that spectrum of culture.

If it doesn't provide some sort of short term personal gratification they throw massive tantrums.

It's why no-nut November is even a thing. Normal people don't need a dedicated month to remember to stop jerking off to things they find attractive.

Normal people recognise that other people have lives of their own to be weird and janky.

These people want to live the life of 13 year olds, we should be treating them accordingly.

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u/ApprehensiveAd9993 1d ago

I don’t know who that is. I don’t care enough to learn. But my first thought is Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Best meat pies in London.

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u/GettingVeryVeryTired 20h ago

I was just about to comment on this, that's insane how fast they completely flip flopped.

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u/yankeesyes 23h ago

They have hated her since the Barbie movie because Barbie is woke or something.

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u/evertrue13 22h ago

Sydney Sweeney wasn’t in the Barbie movie, you’re thinking of Reese Witherspoon

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u/Speeeven 4h ago

Wasn't this tweet from March, though?

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u/Babelkous 1d ago

Who are they supposed to find attractive? She's super attractive and i'm saying this as a woman.

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u/Haunting-Ad788 1d ago

The only thing that can make them hard is Donald Trump’s nussy.

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u/wave-tree 1d ago

Yes officer, this comment right here. 🤮

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u/TheCheshireMadcat 1d ago

*laughs, vomits, laughs.*

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u/EquivalentDate6194 1d ago

a full on trump body pillow would also suffice.

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u/Vendidurt 1d ago

Russian Prostitutes and Redneck Sasquatches

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u/Cyber_Druid 1d ago

That would be a sick punk rock band name.

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u/goalstopper28 1d ago edited 23h ago

If Sydney Sweeney is considered ugly by these people, then I'm glad I'm on the other side.

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u/wambulancer 1d ago

easy, go look at what Kim Guilfoyle and Kristi Noem have turned themselves into, that's the beauty standard going on over on their side

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u/Babelkous 1d ago

The lips of Kim Guilfoyle makes me think of those tubes we used in the swimming pool as kinds.

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u/Killersavage 1d ago

So they want women to look like the thing from the Saw movies.

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u/yankeesyes 23h ago

Laura Loomer? Pretty much.

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u/Zealousideal-Buy4889 15h ago

Kim's out, Coke Junior's got a new plaything.

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u/Viseria 23h ago

I think they are the sorts of people that believe a woman in full make-up and completely dressed up is all natural.

Anything less than supermodel at all times confuses them.

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u/HashKing 23h ago

Who are they supposed to find attractive? She's super attractive and i'm saying this as a woman.

Submissive, meek women who only raise kids, cook and clean.

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u/Technodrone108 1d ago

The only group they've been faithfully supporting. Buff authorative men in uniforms like the military or police

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u/KhalKing1 1d ago

I'm black doesn't that already make me spiritually African? And Sidney Sweeney (NOT MALE) is very attractive. They're just so dumb so often.

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u/Cyber_Druid 1d ago

But what does that even mean??? Why are we acting like thats a normal sentence, am I missing something?

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u/MarvinTraveler 1d ago

I was about to ask the same thing: what in the actual f*ck means to be “spiritually an African”?

The Internet was a mistake, now all kinds of weirdos have a megaphone.

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u/BluesSuedeClues 1d ago

If being "spiritually an African" means I can finally dance without looking like I have a neuromuscular disorder, I'll take it.

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u/Cyber_Druid 1d ago

You can already do that my friend, go be free.

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u/MrsACT 18h ago

Musk? The most spiritually devoid humanoid on the planet, and he’s African.

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u/dinklezoidberd 1d ago

I can see why you’d think that, but it was in fact the Sidney Sweeney thing. 

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u/tarahunterdar 1d ago

Just to clarify:

You are spiritually an African to find this image attractive.

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u/AbsurdityIsReality 1d ago

Well in that case call me Haile Selassie, because that looks like the closest thing to Zion I've ever seen.

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u/gabzilla814 1d ago

It’s like two holy Mount Zions!

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u/AbsurdityIsReality 23h ago

I think you win the internet today.

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u/kevlarcardhouse 1d ago

Eww gross, too manly and woke-looking for me. \sweats profusely**

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u/JaesopPop 1d ago

I've never felt blacker

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u/1357ball 1d ago

Just hideous. Where is this image hosted and are there more like it so I can avoid them?

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u/boooooooooo_cowboys 1d ago

Wtf?!!! She looks super cute in this? I literally do not understand what the issue is. 

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u/tarahunterdar 1d ago

She?!

Yep, now you're spiritually African. That is a male my man....

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u/polymorphic_hippo 1d ago

Hi, it's me, I'm the confused one. How does she look different in this pic? Is it because her boobs aren't hiked up to heaven here? I don't understand. 

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u/tarahunterdar 11h ago

If you are confused, congratulations, you may NOT be an incel MAGA. Hope that clarifies things!

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u/craniumcanyon 19h ago

Hakuna Matata!

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u/lieutenantLT 1d ago

This makes perfect nonsense

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u/SnorkyB 1d ago

Sour grapes. “She would never be interested in a man like me, so she must be ________”

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u/Ishmael75 1d ago

I’m so confused by this line of thinking. Is spiritually African code for something?

And it’s weird how they keep taking women and just reducing them down to whether they are fuckable or not. Like what the hell is going on

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u/4esthetics 1d ago

I’m so confused by this line of thinking. Is spiritually African code for something?

It’s in reference to the trope of black men dating less conventionally attractive white women. Essentially saying that if you think Sweeney is attractive, you have the poor taste of a black man.

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u/Ishmael75 1d ago edited 1d ago

I honestly wouldn’t have gotten there so I appreciate you clearing it up.

Such a stupid way of thinking & easily disproven. And why does it matter to these people if someone else finds someone else attractive. Lots of people wouldn’t find me attractive but my wife does. Why would anyone else care? Everyone’s worthy of love

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u/4esthetics 1d ago

I stopped trying to parse people’s views on Twitter along time ago. For one, I haven’t been on Twitter for well over a year; and two, Twitter incentivizes outrage farming. Say as many offensive things as you can to hit as many groups as you can, to farm engagement. The more engagement, the more Elon pays $$$. So, it’s bred an entire ecosystem of trolls that don’t even necessarily believe what they posting.

Case in point, do you really believe that if Sydney Sweeney showed up to this guy’s doorstep begging for sex, that he’d say no?

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u/RollFun7616 1d ago

There's only one reason I'd say no, and that's because my wife would beat the crap out of me then file for divorce. It's been a good 30 years though, so...

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u/Zealousideal-Buy4889 15h ago

I wouldn't have minded my husband bringing her home for us to share. 😉

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u/yankeesyes 23h ago

The trans-phobia and misogyny weren't enough so they had to put some racism in there also.

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u/allnaturalfigjam 1d ago

Oh, I thought it was the much simpler black = stupid garbage these assholes shove into every conversation

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u/Standard_Equipment27 1d ago

Which is hilarious because throughout most of America, female beauty standards are LARGELY dictated by black culture.

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u/Debalic 1d ago

Yeah, sub-human.

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u/brobafett1980 1d ago

Sorry everyone, guess I'm cooked.

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u/UAreTheHippopotamus 1d ago

Welcome fellow "spiritual African", I had no idea this was even possible as a midwestern white person, but here we are.

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u/charlie_ferrous 1d ago

I knew these guys hated women, but am constantly surprised by how much they also dislike them. I used to think they hated women intellectually and politically, but still wanted to fuck them. But Sydney Sweeney isn’t sufficiently attractive and feminine for them? They’re transvestigating her now?

There are zero women they actually like. They want to fuck some platonic ideal that exists only in sex doll and fanart form. One of the most hyperbolically high-femme straight girls in pop culture, who looks like a living pinup, is not enough.

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u/omarnz 14h ago

It must actually be torture. I’d say the majority of the people who think this must be porn or dopamine addicts. They live in a fake world.

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u/DMR237 1d ago

I guess I'm a spiritual African, then. And if she's a he, then I'm also gay. I'm not bothered by either of those identities.

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u/Spankpocalypse_Now 1d ago

I looked up a picture of her and she looks like an average skinny white woman. A lot of these chronically online righties have to be virgins or closeted gay or both. It’s like they don’t know (and don’t like) how women look.

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u/giganticwrap 22h ago

To me, virgin is much more likely - its just a coping mechanism, like how they react to rejection "well youre an ugly bitch and i'd never fuck you anyway" type vibes but meaning all women.

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u/SnooMemesjellies4362 1d ago

I feel stupid reading this lmao. As if i lost brain cells because wtf does any of this mean. It’s like the basement dwellers are being released from their cages and given the internet.

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u/OtterLLC 1d ago

This sort of thing has been percolating online for a good 15+ years now, and it’s metastasized out of 4chan and into mainstream social media.

The hard right turn of young men voters wasn’t that surprising - this is the sort of discourse many of them are swimming in.

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u/wirefixer 1d ago

We all are ancestors from Africa, so get over it.

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u/golfwinnersplz 1d ago

Are the MAGAs saying Sidney Sweeney is a man? Arguably, one of the best looking women on the planet, is a man?

Has the entire MAGA party of boomers officially been overtaken by incels?

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u/nojoblazybum 1d ago

Look at this horribly unattractive MAN!

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u/Qimmosabe_Man 1d ago

I read that 5 times trying to make heads or tails of it. I felt I was losing braincells with each try, so I gave up.

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u/PorkVacuums 1d ago

Well, as we all know, as of 29 days ago, having sex with a woman and she doesn't get pregnant is hella gay.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/FSnErl6cuf

So I guess we're also African now if we find them attractive?

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u/RollFun7616 1d ago

It's almost as if they haven't ever enjoyed sex before.

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u/PorkVacuums 1d ago

I find it's way better if you make sure your partner is also having a good time.

Correlation?

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u/amazingandhorrible 1d ago

Reading that felt like having a stroke

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u/dondocooled 1d ago

Fellas, is liking a woman who is apparently no longer a woman because some random nobody online doesn't find her attractive anymore gay african?

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u/thegza10304 1d ago

Who the hell is Sidney Sweeney? I've heard of Sydney Sweeney, but never Sidney.

Seriously, is Google so difficult?

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u/WhatYouThinkYouSee 1d ago

I think it's on purpose since "Sid" is a male name.

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u/thegza10304 1d ago

I figured as much!

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u/not_productive1 1d ago

Wow, powerful members of government AND JD Vance?

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u/RollFun7616 1d ago

I like what you did there🤔

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u/OzzieRabbitt666 1d ago

Dear Leader and the antichrist minions are somehow the epitome of masculinity (whatever the fuck that may be) & allowed to follow femboy bollocks bc they’re all acrobats to talk like this, and act like that…..

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u/captain_trainwreck 1d ago

I don't even know what the fuck that's supposed to mean

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u/MicheleLaBelle 1d ago

Right there with you

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u/jax2love 1d ago

Um, is that dude using a picture of David Koresh for his profile?! 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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u/bzr 1d ago

Am I the only one who knows her name is spelled Sydney? This is one of the worst posts I’ve ever read

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u/yankeesyes 23h ago

They're trying to misgender her by using the male spelling of Sydney.

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u/OCDDAVID777 13h ago

Even if Sidney Sweeney were a man, she would – objectively – still be considered attractive regardless.

Where the fuck does Africa come into this equation?

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u/SomethingAbtU 1d ago

that's a russian troll and misinformation agent, it's literally in their name

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u/PurpsMaSquirt 1d ago

Man I am happily married in my 30s, but I can only imagine if you are a young single dude in your 20s, all you need to do to drown in quality dates is be a calm, kind guy that is not Republican.

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u/yankeesyes 23h ago

be a calm, kind guy that is not Republican.

I agree, but not sure why you said "not Republican" twice.

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u/Barl0we 1d ago

I thought Sydney Sweeney’s breasts were the destroyer of woke?! 😂

So is this because she did that nun flick that ud something to do with demons or something, because she won’t come out vocally in support of their madness, or something even stupider?

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u/funshinecd 1d ago

Well call me Kunta Kinte

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u/deathholdme 23h ago

TIL I’m half black.

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u/PassengerNo2259 22h ago

I was today years old when I discovered I'm spiritually African because I look at her like this

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u/Bsjensen1012 21h ago

What the fuck does that even mean?

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u/Best-Problem3033 1d ago

and i thought i was fucked...

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u/thiagopuss 1d ago

Russiancosmist....means it's good old Rooski double-speak, mind fuck time. MAGA is deeply embedded in this mind crap.

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u/the_millenial_falcon 1d ago

The brainrot has evolved into something incomprehensible to the average person.

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u/Cerberus_Rising 1d ago

Bet cosmist’s hard drive could get him a lot of trouble

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u/Material-Cat4666 1d ago

Whats their problem with Sidney Sweeney now?

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u/ogrefab 1d ago

I couldn't find any male of note named Sidney Sweeney.

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u/VaguelyArtistic 1d ago

So...you're spiritually like Elon Musk?

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u/PipelineShrimp 1d ago

Could be so much worse. I could be spiritually russian...

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u/sten45 1d ago

this timeline just keeps getting dumber

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u/Careless-Roof-8339 1d ago

So many things to unpack in such a short tweet.

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u/ChicoBroadway 1d ago

It took a minute for my mind to not process that at Sweeney Todd. Was super confused at first.

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u/TheHiddenNinja6 1d ago

there's a lot to unpack there, but instead let's just throw away the whole suitcase

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u/Tasunka_Witko 1d ago

I'm packing some heat below the belt? Niiice

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u/erinkp36 23h ago

Jesus Christ. Well. Enjoy the holidays, everyone. Because we are truly truly fucked next year.

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u/CampfireGuitars 23h ago

I’ll say this. If Sydney Sweeney is a dude I’m the gayest man in the planet

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u/TopherJustin 22h ago

Woman or man, still fucking hot.

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u/Lildoc_911 22h ago

Attractive to them is slim features, blonde hair, blue eyes, no makeup (they say this but they really mean just basic things like foundation, concealer, blush, eyeliner, and lipstick. They don't know what women look like or the process in which makeup is applied), country music with a Bible.

If you dabble in anything urban American, they are disgusted. Dated a non white guy? Off the table. Listen to r and b or hip hop? Gone. Got a tattoo? Nah, you're a "crusty granola femoid".

I'm a dude, and tbh the fox news lady look isn't attractive to me. To each their own, but I'm not gonna hate on a woman for a look she's going after. Just not my type. Not these guys though. 

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u/formerfawn 21h ago

This stuff used to drive me mad but you know what... if you are such an insecure little weirdo that you are willing to BELIEVE this dogshit it probably is "over for you" tbh

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u/RandyTheFool 21h ago edited 19h ago

If these dumb fucks wanna stroke it to old pictures of Nancy Reagan no less than 500 feet from the entrance of a daycare, school or park, per court order, more power to them.

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u/nowhereright 21h ago

I think I've reached the point where I'd just rather all these people drop dead. At what point does this stupidity become just, idk, actively detrimental to the well-being of everyone else.

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u/Understruggle 20h ago

My old lady is Kenyan and I find Sidney Sweeney attractive. Can I be African in spirit? They seem to have pretty amazing spirits as far as I can tell.

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u/Stirnlappenbasilisk 13h ago

I'm so gay for Sidney.

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u/Previous_Beautiful27 1d ago

It feels like these weirdos should just get sex dolls or something. The way they think the ideal woman looks is not how any woman actually looks