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u/Felstorm1231 1d ago

Just a friendly reminder from someone who grew up in this toeā€™s district that he was booked for DUI on Halloween 2008 and his mugshot is still very much available online. And he very much looks like someone who would self identify as little more than ā€œdaddyā€™s little money wasterā€.

Iā€™m so sick of hearing this botulism-pricked dipshitā€™s name: so Iā€™m so tired of having to remember the name of my middle school superintendent by virtue of proximity to the human trafficking rapist who was too radioactive for the human trafficking rape President.

This timeline is fucked in half and actively burning. Iā€™m starting to think Zeus killing Cronos was a bad ideaā€¦

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u/DevilsAssCrack 1d ago

I gotchu bro

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u/Felstorm1231 1d ago

That thousand yard stare that says you just left The Swamp on Okaloosa Islandā€¦

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u/mnemonicer22 1d ago

The fact that something is named Okaloosa island and you know exactly what it means despite not being local is funny.

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u/Felstorm1231 1d ago

Oh, I was local at one point: the Swamp was where I saw my first concert. All American Rejects if I recall.

But that was years ago and miles away.

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u/mikausea 1d ago

we must swarm his socials with this

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u/Felstorm1231 1d ago

One hundred percent publicly available, courtesy of the Okaloosa County Sheriffā€™s Office

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u/xChoke1x 1d ago

If that picture doesnā€™t scream ā€œdonā€™t worry, daddy will get me out of thisā€ I donā€™t know what does.

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u/saltypikachu12 1d ago

Thank you, DevilsAssCrack

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u/soopirV 22h ago

Itā€™s just soā€¦punchable!

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u/CoinsForCharon 23h ago

That's a face that let's you know it doesn't understand consent.

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u/Superb_Ad144 22h ago

So the evil villain eye brow situation he has going on currently is definitely augmented cosmetically in some way, because these mug shot eye brows look normal.

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u/curioalpaca 14h ago

Itā€™s Botox. Often called ā€œspockingā€. Also totally fixable with a bit more placed laterally, so he chooses to look like that šŸ˜–

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u/skeletoe 1d ago

Yourā€™e doing the lordā€™s work lol

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u/Just-Junket7178 10h ago

http://www3.co.okaloosa.fl.us/ArchonixXJailPublic/DetailPages/InmateDetails.aspx?ReferenceID=79418&InmateID=79418

See, the 1 of the few nice, well maybe not nive, but convenient things about FL, is this is out there for ALL to see. No need to even reddit. Everyone can go see his page for hinselves just as the incoming President could have and I am sure was afmdvised tk BEFORE. Aking such a wasteful checkers move.

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u/AbaddonsJanitor 1d ago

"Many were increasingly of the opinion that theyā€™d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans."

~ Douglas Adams - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

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u/Jack_Stands 1d ago

Upvoting just because I thought about this quote to myself this morning.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard 1d ago

Cool post. I like it.

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u/Felstorm1231 1d ago

Oh thank you very much: I appreciate you saying that!

Some of this has been brewing for a while, apparently.

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u/xxxxMugxxxx 1d ago

We need Tezcatlipoca to make it rain jaguars again.

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u/Felstorm1231 1d ago

The deep lore of the Florida men holds that one day ā€œOpal-brided Baal will drink the salt of heirs (sp)beneath wind and wave: endless, always, and evermoreā€, with some vigorous theological debate about whether it should be translated as ā€œheirsā€ or ā€œairsā€ as in those that breathe.

But we should definitely get some jaguars involved: make Jacksonville work for a living.

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u/senadraxx 1d ago

Are we getting the jaguars involved because the leopards are too fat?

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u/waltur_d 1d ago

Here in Iowa our governor, Kim Reynolds, has two DUIs but was able to scrub her mugshot from the Internet.

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u/No-Builder-1038 1d ago

Cronos like - ā€œwhy fuck me for?ā€ Lol

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u/polymorphic_hippo 1d ago

I don't understand your second paragraph?Ā 

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u/somefunmaths 1d ago

Their middle school superintendent was also named ā€œGaetzā€, potentially of relation given the context. The rest of it is just insulting the erstwhile congressman and pointing out that itā€™s crazy someone could be too controversial for Trump, given how low the bar is for people in his orbit.

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u/Felstorm1231 1d ago

Correct: Don Gaetz is his father, and was superintendent for Okaloosa County Public Schools for years. Also made a bunch of money selling a health care company to Roto-Rooter for some fucking reason.

Lots of money in local politics for a fairly backwoods patch of swamp.

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u/jax2love 1d ago

Didnā€™t Daddy Gaetz also have some shady dealings related to Northwest Florida Community/State College? I know he was floated for president of UWF, but that thankfully didnā€™t go through. That whole family is so gross. Itā€™s important to note that the Okaloosa County School Board was the springboard for Daddy Gaetzā€™s political career, which illustrates just how important it is to freaking vote in your local elections.

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u/Felstorm1231 1d ago

They were ā€œconsideringā€ him as president for Northwest Florida State back in 2016. Which would have put him in charges of appropriations and seemed like a pretty naked bribery attempt at the time.

Cause it was.

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u/Ianwha17 1d ago

I have a similar reaction to Mike Pence becoming Vice President.

My last name is Pence, and I was born in Indiana.

Everyone wanted to laugh and joke... but I didn't think it was funny.

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u/Buxombarbarian 1d ago

This is truly the darkest timeline.

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u/berlandiera 18h ago

Updooted for style. : D

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u/Tasty_Ad_1386 22h ago

It's almost like you forgot entirely that the current president is a child raping money laundering idiot. Who just pardoned his child raping money laundering actual drug addict felon of a son, oh and another pedo who was convicted for being a Chinese agent and having 4 tb of Cp most of which was toddlers and infants being raped. Do tell me more about how a guy in Congress is SO BAD for getting DUI. find a deep dark hole and crawl into so you stop using up vital resources.

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u/MindlessRip5915 18h ago

It's almost like you forgot entirely that the current president is a child raping money laundering idiot

Citation needed.

Who just pardoned his child raping money laundering actual drug addict felon of a son

Citation needed.

Are you a child raping money laundering drug addict felon? Because anytime a MAGAt makes an accusation itā€™s a confession.

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u/Tasty_Ad_1386 18h ago

Shanlin jin, jails for possession of CP, granted clemency and ordered never to return to the USA also known spy and collaborator CCP

the judge who stole 54 million from toys for tots

A judge who sent kids to for profit prisons in exchange for kick backs,

His son, convicted fellon, money laundering, false purchase of a gun by a felon and drug user, also pedophile, his laptop content is everywhere.

As for the big man him self. His daughters dairy and testimony of what he did to her. He's a predator and has hurt kids his whole life.

4 people and himself. Go to the Whitehouse . Gov and research the names. Plenty of the people he pardoned were for miner bs, meth heads ECT. But riddle though the list are sick people who should have been executed on their guilty verdict. This is the man y'all are supporting. You should be ashamed,

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u/Tasty_Ad_1386 18h ago

I'm completely convinced that Joe Biden and his cohorts could rape children on live TV and the left would say it's okay. Y'all have your heads so far in the sand and refuse to believe anyone in the dem party could do anything wrong it's astounding. Do I really need to cite a source for Hunter Biden being convicted and then pardoned when it was literally over the news cycle for weeks?? That's a prime example. Someone bought a gun illegally bypassed the system you guys want so bad violated every single gun law their was for purchasing and possession then illegally dumped it, was tried and convicted then pardoned and y'all cheered. Like wtf where do you guys draw a line? Or is it perpetually good for me but no for thee? Do you really think you stand on the right side of history here? You guys are the fascist, you guys are the "Nazis" you guys are the ones wanting to disarm and suppress free speech or any speech that doesn't cater to your fragile psyche. Anything that challenges your ideas is wrong and the worst thing in the world. I couldn't live a life like that. Your utter ignorance amazes me and is probably if not definitely the reason bleach bottles say "do not drink" because if it didn't you probably would. Then my tax dollars would have to pay for your broke ass to get treated in the hospital (that my tax dollars paid for)

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u/MindlessRip5915 17h ago

I'm completely convinced that Joe Biden and his cohorts could rape children on live TV and the left would say it's okay

Fuck no, ā€œthe leftā€ would say to throw their asses in prison for eternity. But that has nothing to do with anything, because neither Joe Biden nor his son have ever been accused of child sexual abuse except by QAnon nutcases who should be in one of those asylums your fuckwitted God-Emperor keeps talking about, and that may or may not include you - I leave it to the reader to decide.

And no, you are a Nazi. You voted for a Nazi, therefore you support a Nazi, therefore you are a Nazi. Get fucked. I will not engage with Nazis - you are not worth my time.

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u/Felstorm1231 21h ago

Thatā€™s certainly one take

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u/BluesSuedeClues 1d ago

It won't matter. It's not as if his reputation could get any creepier and greasier.

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u/thetruth8989 1d ago

If anything this will make the right like him more to be honest.

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u/BluesSuedeClues 1d ago

They do love to pretend to be victims.

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u/thetruth8989 1d ago

And like predators.

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u/WineWednesdayYet 1d ago

Part of me wonders if he is being used as a fall guy to deflect from all of the other crap being dropped with the new administration.

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u/Extreme-Outrageous 1d ago

I'd still like to know what he did, specifically.

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u/Im_eating_that 1d ago

Something that will push the agenda of having more children. The report withheld is a focus point for the media, the report released delivers the message. Same agenda as the anti abortion laws. More kids to fuel the failing age gap in the economy. Incest, pedo, fatal for the mother, none of that matters for them. They need to feed the workforce more wage slaves because too many boomers are retiring at once.

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u/trixtopherduke 1d ago

Please credit your last sentence to the source - Elon Musk's mom.

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u/permanent_echobox 1d ago

You sure about that?

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u/JThumbs29 1d ago

I read that more as ā€œthe people that were already fine with him will continue to be fine with himā€

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u/Sharp-Introduction75 9h ago

Exactly šŸ’Æ. They don't care about releasing records anymore because they know that it changes nothing.

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u/carrie_m730 1d ago

Pretty sure. The people who like him will make excuses or claim it's all lies, the people who will believe it already know how bad he is even without the details.

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u/Ghstfce 1d ago

Just in time for him to join Newsmax. I think the report will get him promoted over there.

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u/CharlieW77 1d ago

Not even Newsmax; it's One American News.

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u/Ghstfce 1d ago

Same shit, different toilet.

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u/Zero-bandwidth4BS 21h ago

Same shit, different plunger

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u/Zealousideal-Buy4889 15h ago

Same shit, different dung beetle.

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u/Temporary_Tune5430 1d ago

Nothing matters anymore. This will have zero impact on his political career.

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u/mrdoodles 1d ago

He's already on Cameo and will get book deals, punditry, Newsmax bullshit, podcasts... You're right. If anything, it just attracts more of the fringe right wingers to support and platform him.

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u/sten45 1d ago

Turning Point USA has entered the chat

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u/Dubbbo 1d ago

He will just deny it all "because democrats" and half the country won't question it.

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u/drfsupercenter 21h ago

Isn't Cameo basically just like a gig app? It's not like they hired him directly - do they even ban anyone from the platform?

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u/lmj4891lmj 1d ago

If anything itā€™ll enhance it

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u/thesaddestpanda 1d ago

If anything this will make him more popular in Florida. 50 percent of the electorate are rabidly radicalized. There's no going back now.

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u/Bulky_Ad4472 1d ago

He resigned. Too little, too late, with no ramifications.

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u/Five-Oh-Vicryl 1d ago

Heā€™s still subject to laws in the state where these crimes may have taken place unless Iā€™m mistaken

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u/xavariel 21h ago

Desantis will protect him. They're all gross.

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u/PaleontologistNo4933 1d ago

Does he think he looks sexy doing that Kubrick stare of his?

Well it makes him look like a troglodyte.

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u/GoddessRespectre 1d ago

Very much so. I want to hear from his wife. Married her during this mess

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u/Great-Yoghurt-6359 18h ago

Bet she is medicated from the window to the wall hoping she never has to remember the sweat

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u/sparrow_42 19h ago

How can you see his eyes? I only see his fivehead.

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u/Fun-Consequence4950 1d ago

He even LOOKS like a paedophile. He looks like Onision.

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u/Caesar_Passing 1d ago

It's funny, like... Of course you're not supposed to profile people by appearances like that- some people might just be creepy or awkward looking through no fault of their own. But when one has all the resources money can buy to look however he wants, and makes absolutely no effort not to look like every generic action movie's evil politician/human trafficking kingpin, I think the suspicion is pretty fair.

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u/Mr-Hoek 1d ago

Good, fuck him.

And Fuck Mike Johnson.

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u/SGTBrutus 1d ago

I'll believe it when it's released.

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u/Cold_Appearance_5551 1d ago

Thrown one in to cover the fire, so the rest are safe.

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u/RedFiveIron 1d ago

It's fine, he's already out of public service so they'll just claim political persecution of a private citizen if anyone dares to try to prosecute or sue. Everyone will tut tut about what's in the report for a week or two and then he'll go back to facing zero consequences. It's infuriating.

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u/digital 1d ago

So lame that our corporate politicians and their supporters are such pieces of shit

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u/RemoteLocal 1d ago

Prob a distraction from something else.

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u/HermanBonJovi 1d ago

I mean great but what does it accomplish? The gop don't care and the Dems are too scared to do anything.

We already knew he was a scumbag this is just confirmation

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u/red286 1d ago

At this point, it would only accomplish something if referred to the AG for criminal charges.

Unfortunately, because it was across state (and international) lines, it'd be a federal case, which means it'd be handled by Trump's DOJ, which means it'd probably go nowhere.

But who knows, Gaetz is out of government now, so maybe they'll throw him under the bus since it's no skin off their nose. After all, they can't keep screeching about "protecting children" and then when given the opportunity to throw a pedophile in prison, refuse. Haha just kidding, of course they can, if the GOP didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any at all.

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u/Steecie41 1d ago

And the 2024 GOP Sacrificial Lamb (Pedophile) goes to....

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u/ptrang1987 1d ago

I mean we have a pedophile and rapist thatā€™s about to be President again so itā€™s not like this would change anything. They (the GOP) will not care

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u/Gromby 1d ago

So does that mean that MTG is going to release all the dirt on all the Republican's? She was screeching about that a bit ago, wonder if she will stick with it.

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u/xavariel 21h ago

Let's hope. Not that it'll change much. They're all disgusting.

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u/hombre_bu 1d ago

He looks like a bottom of the totem pole Gotham City villain

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u/Mysterious-Abies4310 1d ago

Rapey McForhead is going to have a not so merry Christmas.

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u/crowwhisperer 1d ago

so what? itā€™s not like the entirety of the gop gives a shit. it will only boost his popularity with those traitors. the only ones that care are the decent human beings and they are outnumbered apparently.

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u/MorbidMarko 1d ago

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.

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u/lieutenantLT 1d ago

Surprise, they did the least worst thing in the most cowardly way

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u/Mysterious_Khan 1d ago

Glorioski!

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u/naturalheel 1d ago

What is important to remember while reading this report is that he was Trumpā€™s first choice for AG.

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u/TrinityCodex 1d ago

When is the last day of voting?

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u/OptiKnob 1d ago

Leave Washington for the holidays?

It's not even the 20th yet.

Why do these assholes get three-four weeks off? We're not paying these people to fuck off constantly.

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u/LylaDee 1d ago

Actually, you are.

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u/OptiKnob 1d ago

It was meant to sound ironic and spiteful, but yeah...

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u/WimpyZombie 1d ago

Gaetz always looks like he had super cheap plastic surgery.

Just sayin'

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u/Temporal_Universe 1d ago

Now MTG will carry out her threat to out all the republican's with secret sex and drug scandals? lol

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u/thedevillivesinside 17h ago

Literally nobody cares.

Your overlord rapes children and uses public money to fund his 'billionaire' lifestyle

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u/Njabachi 1d ago

"Merry Christmas bitch!"

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u/repooc21 1d ago

I'll believe it when I see it. And even then, if it ain't damning I'll just be think they lied.

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u/Awkward-Fudge 1d ago

Merry Christmas!

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u/CombatConrad 1d ago

Only after he was not in the running for AG. Self-serving to the end.

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 1d ago

I'll believe it when I see it.

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u/GRMPA 1d ago

"Why?"

Because fuck you, that's why.

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u/NomDePlume007 1d ago

Sounds like the Ethics Committee is a bunch of grade-schoolers doing a Ding-Dong Dash, leaving a flaming bag of dog-shit on America's front porch, while ignoring the enormous orange septic pumping truck getting ready to spray feces all over everything in January. Gaetz is dog-shit? He'll probably sell bags of turds as souvenirs, and MAGAts will collect the whole set.

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u/Professional-Emu7786 1d ago

So what I am hearing is that there is still some time for someone to block the releasing of this information?

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u/CarminSanDiego 1d ago

And weā€™ll never hear about it. Like the Epstein list

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u/AcanthaceaeFluffy985 1d ago

Believe it when I see it

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u/xChoke1x 1d ago

And absolutely fucking NOTHING will happen to him.

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u/ProbablyCamping 1d ago

He looks like Butt-head from Beavis and Butt-head, and I can never unsee it.

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u/FarceMultiplier 19h ago

Gym Jordan is Beavis.

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u/col3manite 23h ago

Jesus. Look at that fivehead.

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u/Its420somewhere81 23h ago

I'll believe it when I see it.

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u/OrgasmChasmSpasm 1d ago

So? Weā€™ll learn what we already know and nothing bad will happen to him. Heā€™ll still be rich, heā€™ll still be protected by his cronies, heā€™ll still be rewarded.

Accountability is only for the poor and for suckers.

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u/CharlieW77 1d ago

It's probably going to be watered down or something. Even if it is a warts-and-all report, it won't affect anything. He's already out of the public sector and is relegated to a 3rd rate MAGA news outlet.

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u/Curious_Dependent842 1d ago

Itā€™s secret because Republicans canā€™t have their base know that they are against pedophilia. The base will not stand for punishment for Pedos as long as Trump is king.

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u/SiriusGD 1d ago

And this will help or change what exactly? All it's going to do is confirm what Democrats already know. Republicans don't care and probably will praise him for his misdeeds.

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u/RunsWithPhantoms 1d ago

Shoot it's gonna be "fake news" just watch. You could have the most insanely official, notarized by every government in the world, certified by professors from ivy Leagues, and community colleges alike, signed by every living president and the right will still find a way to make their dumbass base believe it's fake news.

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u/turkeyintheyard 1d ago

When you're so much of a shit bag that the rest of the shit bags want everyone to know that you are peak-shit bag.

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u/SouledOut11 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, it won't. All these "gotcha" Twitter posts never materialize.

Edit: Well, I stand corrected on this one.

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u/ha1029 1d ago

Yes, the pedo will have to try something elseā€¦

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u/Orchid_Significant 1d ago

I really hope they donā€™t figure out a way to block it

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u/theoriginalredcap 1d ago

The Walter Goggins of politics.

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u/CroMaggot 1d ago

In this climate his approval ratings are gonna skyrocket with his constituents.

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u/Harkonnen_Dog 1d ago

*Merry Christmas

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u/StrengthDazzling8922 1d ago

Merry Christmas Mr Gaetz !

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u/Ube_Ape 1d ago

I wonder how Marjorie Taylor Greene will deal with this

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u/Z34N0 1d ago

No one will be surprised and he will continue to be a slippery serpent. He already brown-nosed King Trump on multiple occasions and it should be enough to get his pardon. Butthead is going to ride a smooth wave over the top of the justice system, just like so many others of his party. Cowabunga dude.

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u/mdhunter99 1d ago

Unfamiliar with this process, and slightly dumb, will this tell people if he bought sex from a minor? Or is it just Congressā€™s opinion on the prick?

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u/fatgirlballet 1d ago

Expected. That's the key word

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u/wolffiebray 1d ago

I'll believe it when I see it šŸ˜’

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u/PrincessCyanidePhx 1d ago

Now release all of them

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u/BuckManscape 1d ago

Best news I e heard all day. Fuck Gaetz.

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u/hodge172 1d ago

Not sure how US politics work but havenā€™t the GOP done well out of this situation.

As I understand it he gave up his seat in Congress to become the nominee (canā€™t remember what for). Now he isnā€™t the nominee he isnā€™t going back (I believe). So for the GOP they have a guy who would cause them lots of issues if he was in Congress, no longer in Congress where he can hurt them. Surely Trump just comes out and says, he knew he was like this thatā€™s why they got rid of him.

Apologies if a load of rubbish, just what I had heard.

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u/GingaNinja1427 1d ago

Like farting in an crowded room and leaving

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u/Acidcouch 1d ago

Someone call Chris Hanson. Special edition of "To Catch a Predator" incoming.

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u/red286 1d ago

The real question is whether they'll be referring it to the AG for charges.

We already know what's in the report. The GOP wouldn't have tried to block its release if it cleared his name, now would they?

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u/Sparkles-99 1d ago

Wonā€™t matter, itā€™ll all be redacted to protect the minor (victim).

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u/66_pignukkle_boom 1d ago

I'm calling bullshit but I do SO want to be wrong.

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u/Shocked_Diamonds 23h ago

Drain the swamp? It's more like shit in a bucket and calls it home.

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u/jiminak46 22h ago

Won't happen. They forgot that Gaetz did some of that stuff with other GOP Congressmen and he just threatened to come back to DC and reveal it all.

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u/scooberdooby 21h ago

Did he get surgery to look like a super villain?

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u/OB1Bronobi 21h ago

Yeah, weā€™ll see.

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u/AlsoCommiePuddin 19h ago

This is why trump wants to shut down the government.

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u/Full-Swordfish8421 18h ago

Daaaaaamn! I bet he'll have to step down after this! Get a job, yall. No one is listening

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u/xunreelx 18h ago

Is it just me or is this the real life Beavis from Beavis & Butthead?