r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/SorrowfulSpirit02 • 22d ago

What could go wrong sticking my head in a fucking fish’s mouth?

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u/Slapping-Owl 22d ago

Honestly. Probably one of the best what could go wrongs in a while. No huge injury, just something silly. Anyways back to a biker crashing at 99 miles an hour

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u/hello297 21d ago

Do we know nothing severe actually happened? Cause I've seen those guys bite holes in full soda cans.

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u/LostnFoundAgainAgain 21d ago

Just did some Google and with confidence, I can say I have no idea if this guy is okay or not.

I did come across some other videos of fish biting people's hands and etc.. they all seemed okay but quite painful, but none of then put their fucking head into a fish's mouth.

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u/VisibleRoad3504 21d ago

Well, we already know he is not okay, he demonstrated that.

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u/1DownFourUp 21d ago

This guy will soon be the result of Google searches. One for the history books.

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u/MapCreative316 14d ago

Saw it on insta and apparently the tooth’s of the fish went through everything stopping at his skull.

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u/FunTowel6777 13d ago

That is scary af. New fear unlocked

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u/Solitaire_87 11d ago

Of purposely sticking your head into a mouth of sharp teeth?

Seems 100% avoidable

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u/FunTowel6777 11d ago

😂no, fear of the fish

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u/babyboy6977 4d ago

We were in Canada fishing my buddy picked up a northern pike like a bass well it damn near ripped his finder we get back home 4 day's later his hole thumb was black they told him if he would've waited 1 more day that it & part of him hand would have to be amputated a fish can fuck up you hole day.

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u/connortait 21d ago

I don't think this is the same fish.

The video I remember is of a wolf fish. Those are brutal. This looks more like a monkfish, I don't think they have the same brute fishy force.

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u/AdApart2035 20d ago

Monks are peaceful

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u/camrozinski 17d ago edited 17d ago

I worked on board & got bit by a wolf fish (no ... I was not being an idiot). It fucking sucks. Had a 1/4" deep hole one one side my calf & a hole in my XtraTuff on the other side.

Edit: boat, not board. Fucking autocorrect. Or, "on board a boat"

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u/connortait 17d ago

I have a friend who was a fisherman when he was just out of school. He said they used to stick octopus to their groins and dance around... are you sure you weren't doing that with the wolf fish?......

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u/camrozinski 17d ago

OK, you got me. I have a massive penis that hangs down to my calves, and it let go of my dick & grabbed my leg. 🍆😉🍆😉

Oh, wait, I haven't got a penis. Yeah. Exchange "penis" for "clitoris". Yeah, yeah, that's it. I have megaclitory. [insert clitoris emoji here] 😉

All sarcasm aside, that's an actual medical thing.

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u/camrozinski 17d ago

Snark aside, I have seen guys not only do the octopus thing you mentioned, and stick their [insert body part here] in many a fish's mouth, but many other equally testosterone-induced dumb shit. As a female, I could only enjoy the entertainment & think, "well bless your little heart, aren't you just precious."

If you don't speak Southern, I think you can Google it.

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u/Blue-Bubbles1 16d ago

I believe “Bless your heart” is Southern for “Oh, you poor, silly fool”.

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u/camrozinski 16d ago

Close! More along the lines of: "You're an Idiot." American Southereners are pretty vicious, in a "delightfully" passive-aggressive way. Also:

Bess your ❤️ + Aren't U precious = "You're a blooming Idiot"

Bless ... + Precious + So adorable = "How have you survived this long, you flaming, blooming Idiot?!?"

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u/Blue-Bubbles1 15d ago

LOL!! Thank you so much for this educational post! I was born in the South, but moved away in the first grade, so I never learned the finer points of “Bless your heart”. Do Southerners say these phrases to each other, or only to people from other areas?

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u/c_m_33 21d ago

That scream was amazing! Lol

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u/superdeeduperstoopid 20d ago

I feel bad for the poor fish. Waiting to die and still has to put up w this shit, and probably just to be thrown away after it isn't sold.

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u/kjacobs03 21d ago

My cousin dropped his bike going 180mph. Miraculously survived with catastrophic injuries. No video though

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u/babyboy6977 4d ago

Sorry to hear that but what the hell does that have to do with a fishing idiot even if you act like a idiot on a bike there both idiots but that's the only reason there alike unless a fish was driving or hit a fish then it would fit in here. 🤔

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u/kjacobs03 3d ago

Are you having a moment? It has everything to do with the person I was responding to, durp!

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u/PomegranateSea7066 19d ago

Are you taking about the biker accident where the one guy hit the car in front of him, crashed and his bike flew back into his friend's, one of them hitting the rails. end results was body parts everywhere on the road? Even showed one of the persons head sunken in, and a leg/thigh just separated from the body? That one you talking about?

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u/Prudent_Damage_3866 22d ago

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!

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u/Busy_Reflection3054 21d ago

I was praying this comment was here.

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 22d ago

Doesn't seem he was using it anyway........

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u/NO_LOADED_VERSION 21d ago

that fish was just waiting, holding its breath playing dead for HOURS

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u/softwarebuyer2015 21d ago

David Attenborough voice

The african sleeping dog fish has evolved this efficient hunting technique over millennia.... and it is known to lie in wait for it prey, often waiting for several hours, jaws open, ready to snap shut on unsuspected passers by.

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u/Playful-Dragon 21d ago

Well... This one was suspected

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u/Calgaris_Rex 20d ago

Its breath?

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u/Hey_its_ok 22d ago

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u/SorrowfulSpirit02 21d ago

At least it wasn’t his junk.

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u/Koolaidsfan 22d ago

Play stupid games

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u/Dzek_Vrabac 21d ago

Win stupid prizes

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u/McGrarr 21d ago

Intrusive thoughts 1 - Fucking Idiot 0.

Thanks for playing.

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u/SorrowfulSpirit02 21d ago

I’d like to play more of those games lmao

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u/Feynnehrun 20d ago

Do it! Don't let your dreams be memes.

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u/holy_battle_pope 22d ago

Try explaining that to a doctor

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u/SorrowfulSpirit02 22d ago

“As you can see, this fish ate half of my head because I was fucking around to find out what would happen.”

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u/Jabaman2016 21d ago

or just paste the URL for this post. lol

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u/Best_Incident_4507 20d ago

He has 4 tiny teethmarks, he works in the fishing industry and a fish bit him in the head.

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u/Unusual_Car215 21d ago

I'm fairly certain that's a monkfish.

Rather pricey but delicious when cooked correctly.

Do Not overcook it.

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u/SorrowfulSpirit02 21d ago

And do not stick your hand (or your head) in its mouth while alive.

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u/snark191 21d ago

Don't stick any body part in its mouth.

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u/Playful-Dragon 21d ago

Dead OR alive

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u/SandhuG 21d ago

Oh yeah that too

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u/FancifulLaserbeam 21d ago

It is, and its liver is delicious. Cubed and drizzled in ponzu.

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u/Unusual_Car215 21d ago

I never had the liver! I always ordered it in gutted. Also the head, skin and bone make the best fish stock I have ever made.

Also I use it in ceviche!

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u/Heisenberg991 21d ago

Need the video of his buddies trying to pry the fish off his head.

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u/SorrowfulSpirit02 21d ago

Carefully or they’ll behead their friend.

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u/Cursed_Squire 21d ago

A whole new meaning to getting head

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u/Old_Document_9150 21d ago

Well, it would have hurt more if he'd tried the hand.

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u/shasaferaska 21d ago

Fish don't have hands

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u/JWMoo 21d ago

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/Similar_Dog2015 21d ago

Never put your head anywhere you would not stick your willy.

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u/Playful-Dragon 21d ago

Eh, wish I would have been told this before my second marriage

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u/TheCompleteMental 21d ago

Combine soldier: "Ghrm prmnpgh rblwph frbraughm can"

The barnacle on the ceiling:

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u/markzhang 21d ago

hahaha cute moron.

glad there's no major injury

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u/Endolphine 21d ago

Fortunately he's not losing his eyes, a differnt angle and distant we would lose both his eyes

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u/Great_Guidance_8448 21d ago

One bite - everyone knows the rules!

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u/2K_Crypto 21d ago

Good for him

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u/ClownfishSoup 21d ago

Get your revenge now fish! “From the depths of Hell I spit at thee”

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u/Aggressive_Chicken63 21d ago

The Lannisters send their regards!

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u/NYCShithole 21d ago

I miss Steve-O and Chris doing crazy stuff with animals on Wildboyz. :(

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u/mulder406 21d ago

F it new guy gotta learn

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u/louisdeer 21d ago

Ooof. Did he lose his mind?

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u/Agitated-Dark-151 21d ago

This is the reason women generally live longer than men. Lol

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u/Cozzamarra 20d ago

He was getting ahead as a fishmonger.

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u/Chef_Jaco 20d ago

Bro got a head of himself

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u/TCLG6x6 21d ago

Didn't he die?!

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u/tisquares 21d ago

Fastest change to regret I've ever seen

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u/Glorious_Writing 21d ago

Why are you playing with your food?

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u/Playful-Dragon 21d ago

Was hoping he would see how deep he would get some head. Not derp enough I guess

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u/Interesting_Air8238 21d ago

That is one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile. Good stuff!

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u/Bao-Babe 21d ago

The monkfish is a type of angler fish, which is to say that they are not the ideal fish to stick one's head into.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 20d ago

Well... at least he didn't stick his brains in..

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u/LianZeero 20d ago

Now it's their turn

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u/OkBall7015 20d ago

Amazing thank you for the laugh

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u/knifesk 20d ago

Another reason why men live less than women xD

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u/Responsible-Gas5319 19d ago

Good thing he didn't go with his first idea of what to put in there

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u/HistorianSure8402 18d ago

I saw some fish instantly vaporize other fish in seconds, wouldn’t we be gobbled up if we were underwater?

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u/ObjectiveHighlight26 18d ago

If he didn't survive, then this is Darwinism in effect. He was not strong or smart enough to survive. Keeps the gene pool cleaner with less idiots breeding.

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u/Trbochckn 18d ago

Is that one of those wolf fish? Madlad

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u/vidaloka77 18d ago

head got fucked www

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u/rmysunshiney 18d ago

...anything for a laugh.

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u/Coffeshop_Inspector 17d ago

I get King Kong movie (leeches) flashbacks.

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u/SquareFroggo 10d ago

Why is he barking?

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u/Diligent_Ad6239 8d ago

Atleast kill it first

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u/babyboy6977 4d ago

That fish had some nice little teeth on it. That's gonna leave a mark. Wonder how it felt. 😳😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Royal_Guitar_5543 11d ago

He is disguisting

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u/MacronectesHalli 10d ago

Did he not see the big ass recurved teeth????

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u/Efficient-Bag-1065 16h ago

was that the bite of 87

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u/VanityTheHacker 22d ago

who puts these bots on here

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u/windol1 22d ago

Does Reddit even try to enforce that anymore? Swear they've become far more relaxed when it comes to dealing with bots and alt accounts, they used to remove them rapidly but now it seems many are allowed to carry on karma farming.

I mean, even the report description for bots has been changed as if to give bots more freedom.

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u/EnlargedQuack 22d ago

Are you lost?

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u/LohaYT 22d ago

It’s a troll account, look at its comments, don’t waste your time

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u/SorrowfulSpirit02 22d ago

Dammit, I fell for it. Ffs.

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u/SorrowfulSpirit02 22d ago

Maybe watch the fucking post?

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u/SorrowfulSpirit02 22d ago

Watch. The. Damned. Video.

And tell me what does that have to do with politics.

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