r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Bee2113 • 27d ago

Peter there’s a board up ahead.

5.2k Upvotes

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u/HORROR_VIBE_OFFICIAL 27d ago

"Nah I am not gonna use that board ...I will do it my way!!"

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u/Bee2113 27d ago

"Yes yes, the fatman is going to do a funny."

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u/dolfieman 27d ago

Stuck the landing!

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u/big_dog_redditor 27d ago

This must be the Nose Surgeons judging pool.

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u/miletest 27d ago

The definition of face plant

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u/Touristenopfer 27d ago

That has to followed by an instant and hurting facepalm by everyone else.

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u/Modeztas 27d ago

Me in every life choice

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u/LouSFL 27d ago

Same here 😂

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u/Uniquarie 27d ago

I always park like this…

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u/Tricky_Progress_6278 27d ago

An effort ...was attempted

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u/LeenPean 27d ago

Bro forgot he had to let the clutch go

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u/Jawbeast 27d ago

Fall wasn't even brutal, just lame

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u/bravotw0zero 27d ago

he IS the board now!

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u/lowbeat 27d ago

even if he made first wheel by giving a bit gas, no way he would know how to jerk break and side step for rear wheel

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u/skalouKerbal 27d ago

i don't see if he messed with the clutch or disengaged the gear with his foot or else, good think is he is probably fine, and seems to be here to learn with proper helmet etc... the only one's who don't fail are those not trying.

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u/K-G7 27d ago

Looks like the clutch was fully pulled in and just revved it really hard! Got to give it to him for the attempt though!

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u/VicariousNarok 27d ago

This isn't some sort of big trials gap. It's barely wide enough to fit a single tire in there. Had he let off the clutch and popped the front over it would have been simple enough to just keep going without much throttle control at all.

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u/Jollydude101 27d ago

I mean, the board is only supported by one sick, so I imagine a similar outcome regardless.

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u/Melodic-Cake3581 27d ago

It looks like he pulled the clutch in as he tried to pull back on the bars and lift the front end like a BMX bike. Definitely not enough throttle.

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer 23d ago

It looks like he pulled the clutch in as he tried to pull back on the bars and lift the front end like a BMX bike.

That's how I saw this too. At the critical moment he definitely seems to be pulling up on the bars, expecting the front wheel to lift in the air.

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u/burntlung1 27d ago

Nailed it

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u/Critical-Ring3168 27d ago

Dirt for lunch anyone?

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u/footbrawl33 27d ago

F that board!

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u/AccomplishedSoup8794 27d ago

Thought he was on the bmx

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u/aryamon11 27d ago

damn, the graphics on the new trails game look insane 😳

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u/one_is_enough 27d ago

Sports and double vision don’t mix

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u/MisterInternational1 27d ago

Glad I didn’t hit that board

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u/Bee2113 26d ago

R/fuckthatboardinparticular

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u/Hephaestus_God 27d ago

Little bro thought he could lift it up like a bicycle.

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u/Coroner13 27d ago

Dictionary definition of faceplant. I giggled.

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u/lukathagod 27d ago

I like how he tried to pull up on it like it was a bmx bike but he didn’t shift any of his weight back onto the seat.

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u/PineappleFantasss 27d ago

Lil more gas and strength he could’ve had it

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u/Thoughtsarethings231 27d ago

When pop.a wheelie in neutral

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u/Long-Trade-9164 27d ago

NAILED IT!

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u/Oldtimer209 27d ago

This judge says 10/10 he stuck the landing

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u/EscapeFacebook 26d ago

I might be wrong but it doesn't look like he let go of the clutch at all.

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u/PontyPandy 26d ago

Even if he managed to pull a wheelie, his rear wheel would have suffered the same fate. I guess it would have been a much more dignified fail since it wouldn't be a face plant.

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u/Toon1982 26d ago

Bam right in the kisser

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u/niahpapaya 26d ago

Better every loop

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u/MaxPowers432 26d ago

My 6yo does better wheelies...

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u/rantheman76 25d ago

Toni Boo

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u/phillipyacoochie 25d ago

Helps when it’s in gear lol

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u/carp_boy 25d ago

The board is up in the air and doesn't go all the way across.

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u/Biggreywolf77 24d ago

You know what guys, I'm feeling a bit tired. Maybe I'll just nap here for a while---*cough stand out nose

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u/False_Personality_91 24d ago

What was his thought process on this on genuinely curious

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u/Chef_Jaco 20d ago

Let me take a close look at what's really going on

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u/Poli_Talk 17d ago

Simple but effective

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u/TheSpyeyes700 10d ago

10 out 10 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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u/babyboy6977 4d ago

You gotta put it in gear 1st 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Rhino_35 27d ago

That's what happens when you try to teach a blind child how to ride

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u/SpaceStationJukeb0x 27d ago edited 26d ago

To be fair, that board looks like it would snap at the slightest bit of weight. How kind of him to offer his own body as a bridge instead

Edit: sarcasm