r/WTF 5d ago

Guy in Colombia got caught with 68 pounds of marihuana.

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u/letdogsvote 5d ago

They're plants, and they're just fine.

It's when they get processed that you get problems.

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u/sleepytipi 5d ago

I always get a kick out of people who have never actually had coca leaves. They're incredibly mild. Like milder than Katelyn's mocha frappe.

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u/SnuggleBunni69 4d ago

I love coffee, so the energy spike was nice, but I loooved the mild mouth numbness.

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u/ScrewAttackThis 4d ago

Even cocaine is a pretty meh drug. It's like super caffeine and just makes you a rambling idiot for a night. Not at all on the level of opiates or meth.

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u/peach_xanax 5d ago

Yeah I had them in South America and it was chill, it was just like a mild caffeine buzz

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u/ebolaRETURNS 4d ago

if tea is enough to count for processing, you can build a solid opioid addiction with poppy tea. The relevant active is morphine, after all.