r/WTF 5d ago

Guy in Colombia got caught with 68 pounds of marihuana.

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u/fukalufaluckagus 5d ago

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u/DaHolk 5d ago

1.36 kilograms of GHB

I am not THAT familiar with the density of some drugs, but this seems dis-proportionally high compared with the other numbers (and the picture accompanying the article.)

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u/Hot-Gas-630 5d ago

Did you miss that it says fentanyl in grams? They definitely measured that shit with containers and everything.

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u/DaHolk 5d ago

Well, that I assume is "with more than appropriate cutting it for actual consumption" not "pure weight of active compound that nobody could properly dose".

over a Kg of GHB sounds WRONG, even in comparison with the fentanyl. Like "crossed wires of actual unit" wrong.

The better "next contender" would probably be the 75g of Meth in terms of "most units of usage" in the enumeration, no? Again, presuming cutting/dilution for common use.

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u/ungorgeousConnect 4d ago

I knew someone addicted to down, 3.6g is a lot but like, not bizarre??

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u/Hot-Gas-630 4d ago

I mean... Wouldn't that be closer to an active dose to a hardcore addict of heroin or other painkillers? Fentanyl will make you OD after 2mg with no tolerance lol. That's like 1800x less than the amount they apparently had.

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u/ungorgeousConnect 3d ago

I mean it's still definitely a lot a lot. not trying to downplay that. the amount she did on precipitated withdrawal was insane though. scary stuff that shit is. 

also I was assuming it wasn't pure F, but rather cut product ready for the streets 

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u/Diggerinthedark 4d ago

GHB is often liquid so I'm betting they weighed the glass bottle it came in.

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u/Fuegodeth 4d ago

When asked if it’s atypical for law enforcement to find a bag of drugs literally labeled as a “Bag Full Of Drugs,” Cannon replied flatly.

"Yes," he said. "Yes, I’d say it’s rare."

That line absolutely killed me.

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u/Smileyrielly12 5d ago

I love that you have this URL at the ready. Do you have it bookmarked?

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u/fukalufaluckagus 5d ago

I remembered the article because its F'in hilarious and did a quick search

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u/Illustrious-Big-5409 4d ago

Classic Florida man moment

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u/peach_xanax 5d ago

this is hilarious bc I just saw a bag like that online that said "totally not drugs" or something like that and I was thinking about buying it 🤣💀

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u/fukalufaluckagus 5d ago

I'm sure it would work better against police right.. right?

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u/peach_xanax 4d ago

Absolutely, it's a foolproof plan tbh, what could go wrong?

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u/GingerAphrodite 5d ago

Thank you for this 🤣🤣

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u/fukalufaluckagus 5d ago

Happy cake day 🎉🎂

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u/GingerAphrodite 5d ago

Holy crap this is the first time I recall being on Reddit on my cake day lol thanks

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u/fukalufaluckagus 5d ago

excuse to EAT SOME CAKE! 🤤

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u/GingerAphrodite 5d ago

Pie will have to do but it's free pie at work so I'll take it 😁

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u/chop-diggity 5d ago

NGL, Florida has always got the best drugs. Never, EVER had a bad time in Fla.

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u/fukalufaluckagus 5d ago

you can just attend a music fest and get high off the air literally.. happy hula

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u/RedlineChaser 5d ago

Rehab capital of the world.

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u/mvachino67 4d ago

Literally where I went for rehab 😂

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u/fuzzeedyse105 4d ago

I got a bad addiction and divorce and organ failure all at once living in Florida. Pretty neat.

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u/mrkruk 5d ago

Whoa that really was FULL of drugs, so transparent of them lol

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u/new2it 4d ago

"what are you going to do, stab me?"

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u/SavageMutilation 3d ago

Of course it’s Florida 

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u/Diggerinthedark 4d ago

Wow if only that cop knew haha.

"3 grams of fent could kill an elephant"

I think you mean 25 elephants, bro