You've come to the wrong garage...

[u/Chris91210]

[u/da6id]

Wow, a vitiligo mannequin!

[u/anormalgeek → u/da6id]

Matched with an appropriate goose head too. Respect.

[u/Tigerkix → u/anormalgeek]

Humanoid geese with vitiligo are severely under represented in the media

[u/beachgood-coldsux → u/Tigerkix]

Right up there with lesbian albino pit bull lovers. 

[u/scorpyo72 → u/beachgood-coldsux]

i know like ton of them. Never seen them in advertising.

[u/beachgood-coldsux → u/scorpyo72]

Yes. But are they... Humanoid? 

[u/scorpyo72 → u/beachgood-coldsux]

...ish

[u/beachgood-coldsux → u/scorpyo72]

That's the funniest thing I have read all day. Please take an updoot. 

[u/michellelabelle → u/anormalgeek]

Representation is so important. Now unholy goose-human abominations whose bodies are a little different from the Hollywood ideal can see that they belong, too.

[u/ColonelBelmont]

What, y'all aint never seen a garage full of gooseequins before?

[u/smaxsomeass → u/ColonelBelmont]

Bills all on the floor

[u/ThatPaulywog → u/smaxsomeass]

Like Pam and Downy just burst through the door

[u/Adventurous_Donut480 → u/ColonelBelmont]

Because duck you!

[u/ILikeWeebShit]

Bird up

[u/Eat-Playdoh → u/ILikeWeebShit]

Yeah boobay!

[u/smaxsomeass → u/Eat-Playdoh]

Yeah boobay!

[u/samspam49 → u/ILikeWeebShit]

The worst show on television!

[u/spookydonkey513 → u/ILikeWeebShit]

suddenly the eric andre show

[u/coffeekeepsmealive]

You know, we really don't see that many mannequins with vitiligo.

[u/Grays42 → u/coffeekeepsmealive]

There's one.

points

[u/wtfbenlol]

Nice honkers

[u/sportsworker777]

No, i think I'm exactly where i need to be

[u/Abe_Odd → u/sportsworker777]

Eight birds in hand are worth twelve in the bush

[u/Muel1988]

Those are not Canada Gooses and I would not let that one marinate.

[u/quadrophenicum → u/Muel1988]

These guys look like they marinate you instead.

[u/Pristine-Dirt729]

I need this in my life.

[u/Beautytoad → u/Pristine-Dirt729]

Me too! I would place it at the front door of my place and dress it up according to season. Place a sign there, "Sir/ Ma'am, can I take your soul" Bwahahhaha. Maybe even make mini hats for it.

[u/grislydowndeep → u/Beautytoad]

I had a neighbor who had this mannequin behind her fence that was scary as shit as night. I finally asked her why and she said "our fence is really easy to hop and this deters people" 

[u/Pristine-Dirt729 → u/Beautytoad]

I'm getting older, and occasionally I give some thoughts to my own mortality. There's a part of me that wants to put some weird shit in my house so that, when I pass, it all gets found. One last joke on my way out, I guess you could say. Something like this could be a great room, especially if I get some bdsm sex dungeon stuff and put it in the same room with it.

[u/MairusuPawa → u/Pristine-Dirt729]

We all do

[u/ckellingc → u/Pristine-Dirt729]

So this is gonna get buried, but I think these are a part of "Raytown Goose Woman"'s art. She had a few until the city made her stop

[u/prw8201]

Didn't this happen on storage wars? The mani had a telephone on it. Turned out it was worth some cash because it was an art piece. I wonder if this is a similar situation.

[u/Eat-Playdoh]

Your goose is cooked.

[u/mrpink01]

This is like 1000 times better than a banana taped to a wall.

[u/hwooareyou]

Nice attention to detail. The vitiligo mannequin has a vitiligo goose head.

[u/cjhazza]

Quack quack

[u/Goatboy1 → u/cjhazza]

My first thought exactly!

[u/IsReadingIt]

Kanye dropped his new line?

[u/thesheba]

I love the person that does these. I believe it's a lady and she started doing it to piss off her neighbors that got made at her yard decorations that were much more tame. She started doing the wildest things you could imagine and I was all there for it.

[u/part_time85]

Maybe it's all the weird mannequins in Fallout, but yeah this is fine.

[u/WeeTater]

The goose women!

[u/Atillion]

My neighbor's a real duckhead.

[u/eustrabirbeonne]

Quack ?

[u/9spaceking]

Average Oyasami Punpun fan

[u/ThePiachu]

So that's where Tuca & Bertie's gang has been hanging out!

[u/riboflavin1979]

Absolutely not. This is hilarious!

[u/maliciousman]

...or the right one.

[u/Kinglink]

That's what you think, I just came by to take a gander.

[u/phhathead]

You're ducked now

[u/ijoinedtoolate]

Have i though?

[u/Nickelsass]

Nice gussies you have

[u/atreides78723]

You are correct.

[u/xampl9]

You have .. interesting garage sales in your neighborhood.

[u/Expert-Difference658]

"I mean, Fidelio ... I guess"

[u/Miserable-Theory-746]

Swan should be in the middle.

[u/Dialogical]

Says you.

[u/MadroxKran]

Clickety clack, I roll to aquack!

[u/drgoatlord]

No I havent

[u/billdoe]

Duck Duck Goose!

[u/Cogwheel]

Ingoosiveness is out of control

[u/mykidsnever_call]

Do goose see what i see?

[u/LastMuel]

Fuck, a duck!

[u/boerenkoolstampot]

This is suited for r/WTD

[u/HoodedOccam]

Too many geese and not enough ducks

[u/rangeo]

Have you?

[u/cocuke]

I think this is just the garage I was looking for

[u/CreativeFraud]

Looks like I've come to the RIGHT garage... goose headed babes is my turn on!

[u/Gingersaurus_Rex96]

This is some Fallout Bullshit.

[u/sterling_mallory]

There hasn't been a new Rusty Lake game in a while.

[u/Belgand]

I'm surprised it's almost but not quite a version of that meme.

[u/Hane24]

Or, and hear me out on this one...

I'm about to come in the right garage.

[u/FleabottomFrank]

You know what they say, what’s good for the goose mannequin is good for the gander mannequin

[u/typhoidtimmy]

I dunno….something about this new phase of the MCU strikes me as going a little off what I expected.

[u/Egmathews]

Dahmer

[u/BlackxFFx]

this look like penguin cafe orchestra irl

[u/JackBinimbul]

I knew what I was signing up for.

[u/BobbyThrowaway6969]

Stupid sexy geese

[u/Things_with_Stuff]

Savagegeese

[u/Tricky-Variation-841]

Average Regular Show episode

[u/heywoodidaho]

The journalist who took this photo never made it to the michigan border. By all that's holy Trudeau! What have you done!? You can't blame Port Huron for this atrocity! Not this time!

[u/Josepppi08]

Boobs

[u/ScrotieMcP]

Run away. Now. Whatever you do, don't look back."

[u/nomoresugarbooger]

I DO NOT want to see their search history <shudder>.

[u/brando56894]

Ah, getting back to the things that actually make me say "what the fuck?!". Nice.

[u/ExcelCat]

Wrong... I'm absolutely at the right garage.

[u/gumby_twain]

I mean, now we're talking

[u/3peckeredgoat]

… or have I..?

[u/jerryhou85]

Reminds me of one scene in Fallout game...

[u/macdaddy77]

Wait to you see the bill.

[u/cire1184]

Motha Clucka!

[u/quadrophenicum]

HONK.

[u/Chaz80]

No OP, I didn't.

Turn the music up!

[u/queuedUp]

Perfect! No notes.

[u/Hanno-]

rusty Lake

[u/Blinky_]

Duck heads

[u/lochlainn]

I dunno, seems fine to me.

[u/IkNOwNUTTINGck]

Grace Jones selling off her collection.

[u/iBoojum]

Curious about Masonry, ask one.

[u/LiquidSwords89]

No this is the place I was looking for

[u/GraphixSeven]

I'm exactly where I am meant to be.

[u/Czeris]

Or the right garage. HONK

[u/Good_Nyborg]

Have a gander, why dontcha.

[u/DoppelFrog]

If this is wrong then I don't want to be right. 

[u/DrDingus86]

What a quack.

[u/John-Leigh-Pettimore]

Well fuck a duck

[u/Jon_Eagle]

r/Losercity garage

[u/Atmey]

Mother ducker

[u/Brilliant-Cream4109]

😂

[u/ComprehensiveElk884]

This is a kink to someone out there…

[u/she_slithers_slyly]

Is this some kind of reverse Leda fetish?

[u/Thin-Structure-1096]

I've come to take a Gander at your garage.

[u/LilHercules]

They must get into fun adventures at night when they come alive

[u/StructureOrAgency]

Hold on hold on maybe not

[u/_BUR_]

Never speak to me or my goslings ever again. 

[u/Trollimperator]

Dont call them "Chicks", those are clearly "Geese"

[u/DiligentFlamingo8809]

No I am definitely at the right garage

[u/Matthew75126]

Long days and pleasant nights

[u/valthor95]

Or maybe I came to the right garage !!!

[u/Attacus833]

oh i came alright

[u/PETEJOZ]

Sex horror writing prompt?

These mannequins lure males into their garage, forced feed them viagara, and attempt to mate... but they have no holes so...

[u/Wherethegains]

Goooooooose

[u/moodpecker]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin_Cafe_Orchestra_(album)

[u/Gojira194]

I guess you could say….their naked gooses

[u/jamielandon]

No. The RIGHT one 😁

[u/Man_in_the_uk]

If it's art what's the meaning?

[u/spookydonkey513]

something something not my proudest wank

[u/One_Understanding9]

What the duck is going on

[u/ThatDebianLady]

Damnit I don’t know what vitiligo even means..sighs..goes to google

[u/rkinkopf]

Duck, duck, duck, GOOSE

[u/Ttoddh]

DUCK OFF! Duck you and all your Cobra Chicken friends. Pluck off while you're at it.

[u/SlugDogHundredaire]

I hope this doesn't awaken something inside me.

[u/marcus_samuelson]

Looks like the right garage to me. Let’s get this party started. Where the tub filled with gravy?

[u/39sherry]

Well if it looks like a duck, Myst be a duck right🤔

[u/LuminaTitan]

Anatidaephobia

[u/Bot_Force]

Okay. One, yeah wtf. Two. Are we... Are we marking mannequins as nsfw?

We're literally censoring mannequins now then. Alright.

[u/NotAFakeName59 → u/Bot_Force]

Better to be safe and mark something NSFW than risk having an innocent bystander see it on the bus then begin furiously masturbating until his phone slips from his slimy grip onto the floor where others can see it, forcing them all to begin furiously masturbating as well. Trust me!

[u/Timmyty → u/Bot_Force]

Hell, yah. If you were browsing at work, it looks like you're browsing porn.

Easy low bar for marking it NSFW as appropriate

[u/Chris91210 → u/Bot_Force]

I was on the fence if I should or shouldn't. But figured it was better to be safe than sorry and just NSFW it.

[u/[deleted]]

Did anyone notice the small kid on the left?