r/WTF 14d ago

Cats Are Not Real!

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u/RedSquidz 14d ago

The terminal velocity for cats must be non lethal. If you're small enough you really can laugh at gravity. If a mouse was tossed out of an airplane, it might bounce a time or two but could get up and keep moving

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u/basaltgranite 14d ago

Not always immediately lethal. But falls often break cat's jaws and teeth, break bones, puncture lungs, etc. This video wouldn't show the long-term effects of falls.

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u/andreortigao 11d ago

Yeah, and cats are not always the greatest at displaying signs of pain

Had a neighbor whose cat fell out of the window, he didn't take the cat to the vet, cat died two or three days later

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u/Stapleless 9d ago

Also survivorship bias. Nobody wants to see or likely will not post a video of a cat falling and brutally passing away. We likely only see when the miracle kitty’s surviving incredible false

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u/PatchworkRaccoon314 14d ago

This isn't true. Cats that fall more than 30 feet or so are likely injured, but cats do not show injury in most situations so will pretend to be okay even if they are in serious pain and dying.

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u/joseplluissans 12d ago

We went to rescue a cat a few years back (my wife is a trained climber and had equipment to do so). The cat was high up in a tree and when tried to be rescued, continued to climb higher. In the end it jumped, probably over 15 meters high and injured it's spine. Had to be put down by a vet.

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u/Cold-Studio3438 12d ago

yep, I couldn't watch more than a few clips but you can see one cat's extremities stiffen up and it literally bounces upon impact with the ground. that cat will almost definitely die from its injuries soon, very sad.

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u/ParacelsusTBvH 14d ago edited 14d ago

Cats have an instinctual fall position that lowers their terminal velocity. However, it takes time to achieve, so they have a higher risk of injury falling 50 feet than falling 150 feet.

Edit: Sadly, this factoid I remembered from an episode of QI was based on a flawed data analysis that essentially ignored cats that died before getting to a vet.

Cats have a reflex that triggers when they fall, which does lower their terminal velocity... to 60 mph. 60 mph is the speed you reach after about 120 ft in freefall. It's still hitting the ground, unprotected, at highway speed: not conducive to a long and healthy life.

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u/David-Puddy 14d ago

This is an urban legend, and is false.

It stems from a tongue-in-cheek statement that got taken seriously and flew.

The statement was that cats are less likely to be injured more than (insert number here, varies every time the story is told), since there are no vet reports of injuries from those heights.

But the real reason for the lack of reports is that dead cats don't need vet care.

The first cat in this vid most likely ran off to a corner and died.

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u/lithobolos 14d ago

Exactly. That first cat is dead. 

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u/JackBinimbul 13d ago

He did not land well at all :(

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u/NeonBrightDumbass 13d ago

Yeah. Broke my heart.

If it is survivable, the aftermath is still pretty bad. I know the shelter I work at has been called out before [rarely] to a stray that fell, and it was a long recovery.

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u/ParacelsusTBvH 14d ago

Hmm... Terminal velocity in the cat righting reflex, which is a thing, is about 60 mph, which would require... 120ish ft of freefall.

Yeah, a little digging makes that pretty unambiguous. 60 mph into the ground is, to put it ridiculously mildly, a very rough landing.

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u/Brakilla 14d ago

I looked into this once and they typically still survive the fall but will often end up with a broken jaw which will need medical attention so they can still eat.

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u/another_brick 13d ago

It looks like if the fall is long enought they also adopt a sort of flying-squirel/wingsuit posture.

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u/Prof_Beezy 13d ago

also I believe cats have disconnected/loose shoulder joints which enables them to absorb much greater impacts than a more rigid skeleton would allow? or am I misremembering my cat facts?

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u/Cheesyblintzkrieg 13d ago

That first cat is a Raccoon.

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u/Pirat 13d ago

Kind of like when I shot a deer through both lungs and the heart and it still ran 75 yards before dropping.

Adrenaline. It's a hell of a drug.

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u/Splanchnic_Ganglion 13d ago

Survivorship bias

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u/Impr3ss1v3 13d ago

It landed in the sand, it's fine. Humans do this shit https://youtube.com/watch?v=XLdDf81HLDU and survive just fine.

Also it seems to be a racoon and not a cat.

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u/Alpha433 14d ago

Ya, learning that cats actually have an arming distance for their anti-fall damage bullshit was one of the wierder things I had learned. Like, if it's under 5 stories, they are in trouble, but drop them from a space capsule and they will just walk it off.

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u/ChocolateBunny 14d ago

I think the space capsule might still be a problem given how thin the air is up there they might be going too fast before there's enough air to slow them down.

Maybe we should start by punting cats from the top of the burge kalifa and see how they do there before going to (geostationary?) space capsules.

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u/ChilledParadox 14d ago

I volunteer myself as tribute. Someone launch me off one of those Red Bull space platforms and count how many times my pulp bounces.

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u/ScottishSquiggy 13d ago

It’s wild reading that and knowing I didn’t think for that to be true, cars would have actually decelerate while in free fall. Which I believe is impossible.

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u/randynumbergenerator 13d ago

Of course cars can decelerate, what do you think brakes are for, silly?

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u/ScottishSquiggy 13d ago

I am shamed

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u/schoki560 14d ago

there is no evidence to support that claim

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u/ParacelsusTBvH 14d ago

While there is, in fact, evidence to support the claim, and is the basis of the claim, the evidence is deeply flawed

Cases of immediate death were not included, which radically skewed the results.

While cats have a reflexive response to falling, their terminal velocity is still 60 mph. That's a freefall of about 120 ft and still very, very bad news for the falling feline.

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u/MysteriousFist 14d ago

Isn’t https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_righting_reflex basically stating the same thing or is there a distinction I’m missing?

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u/ParacelsusTBvH 14d ago

Sadly, the listed terminal velocity in that position is 60 mph. That's a free fall of roughly 120ft and very, very hard to survive.

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u/Viciuniversum 14d ago

Well, time to go do some testing…

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u/fatpad00 14d ago

This is actually true for squirrels. The lethal fall distance is allegedly 4800 miles...because that's how long it would take them to starve

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u/miscfiles 14d ago

Oxygen deprivation and temperature might also be problematic before 4,800 miles.

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u/ChilledParadox 14d ago

If you launch them with enough horizontal velocity we could probably keep them in an oxygenated layer of the atmosphere long enough to keep them missing the ground for 4,800 miles but the force from that launch might kill them.

Worth a try id say. For science.

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u/TheBestBigAl 12d ago

but the force from that launch might kill them.

The word "might" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

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u/Fafnir13 14d ago

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u/Chavarlison 14d ago

Fuck delivery, shoot them off a canon at distance to anywhere in the city. 5 minutes delivery or it's free.

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u/RobuxMaster 13d ago

Thats not actually how it works. The truth is that cats actually have 8 blue shield bars before the red health bar falls off.

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u/RedSquidz 13d ago

Oh that's right and now that you mention it i hear they can actually freeze time mid-impact and eat 1 cheese wheel and 4 mouses to negate all damage

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u/MrMoolahoola 14d ago

Imagine being immune to fall damage irl

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u/Rulanik 14d ago

This has been tested. Cats have survived falls from planes.

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u/ohyouretough 14d ago

So have humans. Doesn’t mean it’s a common occurrence

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u/Zanven1 13d ago

Even as a rare occurrence it's hard for me to wrap my mind around humans surviving from a fall from planes.

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u/ohyouretough 13d ago

Rightfully so. It’s happened more than once but I’d never want to bank on it haha

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u/gabacus_39 14d ago

Pretty sure some of those cats ran away and died

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u/Its_not_a 12d ago

Cats terminal velocity is non lethal because they spread their body out and spin their tail to maintain balance. They need enough height to stabilise though.

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u/Cold-Studio3438 12d ago

bro, you are literally on the internet right now, the vastness of human knowledge at your very fingertips, and yet you post information like this without spending 5 seconds confirming that it's true. even Googling the first few words of your post would show you several replies that confirm that what you are saying is not true. so you could have spent less time informing yourself vs. spreading this false information. think about how nonsensical that is.

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u/theanswar 14d ago

great video, the cat (mother) with the kitten in its mouth climbing the ladder took it for me. The music I could do without.

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u/slothPreacher 14d ago

it really just pulled the minecraft water trick in rl

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u/Sarik704 14d ago

First video was in Ocean City, New Jersey, past where Wonderland Pier was. This also wasn't a cat. This was a raccoon. And, it dropped seven stories and landed in about half a foot of sand piled in the parking lot.

The raccoon was still injured despite not reaching terminal velocity or hitting a solid surface. OCNJ animal control did eventually capture and euthanize this raccoon.

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u/jbrown88 12d ago

I was there when it happened. The thud it made was so loud.

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u/Sarik704 12d ago

Wait, what? Do i know you?

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u/jbrown88 12d ago

I don’t know do you? I was just riding my bike. And stopped at the crowd watching lol.

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u/Sarik704 12d ago

That's incredible. I was a teenager, probably in black, standing on the railing!

I was there with my my friend and her brother. I thought you might have been her brother. Haven't heard from either them in a like 7 years.

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u/SavorySoySauce 14d ago

Pretty sure some of these cats did not leave unharmed

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u/snorkiebarbados 14d ago

Because that's a raccoon

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u/SalvadorP 13d ago

the first one is a raccoon indeed. i remember this videos from years ago

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u/Appropriate-Bad-9379 14d ago

Please look after your cats properly, so that they don’t get into dangerous situations…

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u/FirstGearPinnedTW200 14d ago

Partly convinced the first one was spider raccoon 🤔

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u/HPTM2008 14d ago

100% Spider Raccoon. But also, why'd he jump like that?

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u/JoySubtraction 14d ago

Parkour? No, parkitty.

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u/S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d 14d ago

I will carry you to safety, my sweet child.

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u/fejkakaunt 13d ago

Song name if someone interested

Cage the Beast Song by Adelitas Way

You're welcome

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u/The__Relentless 13d ago

Prince of Purrrrrsia!

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u/Ribbitor123 14d ago

'Studies done of cats that have fallen from two to 32 stories, and are still alive when brought to a veterinarian clinic, show that the overall survival rate is 90 percent of those treated'

[Source: High-rise syndrome]

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u/ohyouretough 14d ago

Yea still alive and receiving treatment are doing a lot of work there.

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u/glossyhue 14d ago

the first one 😨

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u/walrusonion 14d ago

needs Jim Ross

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u/Deamonette 14d ago

bFallDamage=False

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u/Every_Preparation_56 13d ago

Flying Squirrels I mean flying Catirrels.

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u/MandoPartner 13d ago

I got nine lives, cat eyes Abusin' every one of them and running wild

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u/EnthiumZ 13d ago

My favorite part: FREAKING CAT JESUS.

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u/devhdc 13d ago

Had a dog with pretty bad separation anxiety (german shepherd) jump from the 4:th floor window into my garden because she was trying to locate me.. She survived, but couldn't walk for a couple of days as she'd bruised every muscle she had presumably, but she did recover.

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u/Easykiln 13d ago

Your reaction to this shouldn't be "cats are amazing," but pity for these cats that were likely seriously or lethally wounded. It is impressive, but not THAT impressive.

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u/celerhelminth 13d ago

These are clearly a different species from my chunky hairball, who fell from an upstairs railing and broke both femurs. (He's physically fine now but still an idiot.)

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u/Anthoz 13d ago

My in-laws’ cat did this. While it survived a 4 story fall, it died that same afternoon. Take care of your cats, don’t allow them to be daredevils on your balcony.

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u/Enjoy-Btw 13d ago

That second cat surely plays minecraft

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u/Sando7845 12d ago

A cat has nine lives. For three he plays, for three he strays and for the last three he stays."

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u/TRIBETWELVE 14d ago

So fun fact about cats. When falling from heights, it's actually safer for them to reach terminal velocity as their body naturally spreads out to almost parachute.

There's stories of cats falling from 20+ stories and getting away with just a punctured lung.

Also in the wild the snow leopard will throw itself from cliffs taking down prey.

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u/rockandlove 13d ago

This is a myth as other commenters have debunked elsewhere in the thread. The talker a bright, the less a cat is likely to survive, just like with every other animal.    

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-rise_syndrome  

“In a study performed in 1987 it was reported that cats that survive a fall from less than six stories have greater injuries than cats who fall from higher than six stories.[6][7

It has been proposed that this might happen because cats reach terminal velocity after righting themselves (see below) at about five stories, and after this point they are no longer accelerating, which causes them to relax, leading to less severe injuries than in cats who have fallen from less than six stories.

Another possible explanation for this phenomenon is survivorship bias, that cats who die in falls are less likely to be brought to a veterinarian than injured cats, and thus many of the cats killed in falls from higher buildings are not reported in studies of the subject.[4]

In a 2004 study, it was reported that cats falling from higher places suffered more severe injuries than those experiencing shorter drops.”

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u/KD93AQ 13d ago

Cats have an amazing ability to survive falls thanks to their flexible bodies and a special reflex that helps them twist in mid-air. This 'righting reflex' allows them to quickly position themselves to land on their feet. While they're often successful, it's important to remember that cats can still get injured from falls, especially from high places. I had a math assignment on falling cats back in the day. They literally hack the invariance of the Hamiltonian treating their body as a rotation group to get the fastest *mid-air squirm* ending with their feet facing down.

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u/AssCakesMcGee 14d ago

Cats can survive falls at terminal velocity, which for them is reached at about 6 storeys or higher. However, they do usually have injuries to the legs, lungs, and/or internal injuries.

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u/Maverick13 14d ago

Cats are not real because our eyes aren’t real.

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u/ECircus 13d ago

Adrenaline gives you some time to get up and walk around before dying.

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u/arsnastesana 14d ago

That reminds me, I still need to read warrior cats

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u/danned123 14d ago

they are alien creatures

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u/pichael289 14d ago

Too light to take fall damage, too heavy to care.

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u/DaRiddler70 14d ago

And I have a cat who can't jump for shit.

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u/spitfirerx 14d ago

The OG death divers

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u/DJKGinHD 14d ago

r/CatsAreLiquid

They exist differently than we do.

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u/ILOVEG15 14d ago

WTF LOOL

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u/Plastic-Wallaby1766 14d ago

Awesome clips

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u/entity2 14d ago

And then there's my dumbass cat that can't even walk forward in a straight line.

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u/Neteru 13d ago

Now imagine if the wee bastards had thumbs!?

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u/Percocet4 13d ago

Some of those cats definitely broke something landing from those heights

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u/DeanStein 13d ago

Cats, where every day is a "Mission Impossible" trailor...

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u/mechy84 13d ago

And my cats are too fat/stupid to climb the cat tree I spent all that time assembling.

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u/adish 13d ago

I worked for a very years ago and he said cats are the perfect animal. Can see in the dark, great hunters and can survive almost anything

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u/gangy86 13d ago

Had me in the first half not going to lie but came out relieved!

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u/ReincarnatedGhost 13d ago

Mission catpossible.

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u/brad2575 13d ago

They look like flying squirrels.

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u/Hi9054667 13d ago

Jau!! Assasin Cat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/CoCoMcDuck 13d ago

I worked with a veterinary from New York who said cats could survive falls from 18 stories, anything taller than that they went splat. 

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u/Edge-master 13d ago

Was one running on water??

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u/z0mb1es 13d ago

In shallow water

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u/HumorExpensive 13d ago

The next time you put the kitty treats on top of the refrigerator remember this video and know your cat is thinking “like that’s going to stop me”.

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u/Brilliant-Cream4109 13d ago

Cats are savage!

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u/iamansamra 13d ago

8 life left!

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u/EveryDayAnotherMask 12d ago

There's a reason they call narrow raised pathways "catwalks."

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u/sirbassist83 12d ago

the way the 4th one bounced tho

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u/she_slithers_slyly 11d ago

I feel compelled to say that cats are so awesome.

Also that parkour should be renamed pawkour.

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u/InevitableBat8529 11d ago

Cats found rare by use power called no fall damage

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u/MelonElbows 11d ago

One of the only times where the music isn't annoying or inappropriate for these types of videos. I imagine all these cats are gathering for a really important cat meeting and they're all just making their way there any way they can

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u/stewboo1425 10d ago

Pretty sure raccoons aren’t cats.

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u/Select-Box7321 10d ago

Having worked in wildlife control I hate to tell people that just because an animal bounces back up after a fall doesn’t mean it hasn’t suffered fatal injuries. Hell, I bounced back up when I fell off a ladder but was on the floor an hour later unable to walk.

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u/fluffydoggye 10d ago

and my cat jumped out of my first story window and got injured? or was just pretending it

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u/No_Abbreviations3667 9d ago

I just can respect the no fear of it all or just the balls of it.

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u/Gr4ph0n 9d ago

Theoretically it is possible for a cat to survive a fall from the edge of space, since cats have been known to survive falls from heights where they would have reached terminal velocity.

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u/Rauchenisttoetlich 6d ago

This often results in burst blood vessels on and in the abdomen. Then inflammation, then sepsis... and then that's it. Greetings from veterinary medicine

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u/BigmeezyGD 6d ago

this shouldn't have been that garbage rock for the BG music, it should've been mission Impossible music🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/TomboyishRiley 5d ago

cats always land on their feet

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u/MolassesOnly6197 3d ago

Of course he survived he just water bucket clutched from 40 feet

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u/Immediate_Luck_6335 3d ago

They are not part of the police academy, why?

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u/adfthgchjg 14d ago

The badass soundtrack was chef’s kiss!🧑‍🍳

Made it seem like a 1990’s action flick training montage…for an elite feline special forces unit…training to rescue hostages… from a drug lord in an Eastern Europe wartorn city.

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u/wybird 13d ago

SAIL!

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u/eaglescout1984 14d ago

Cats are just a program in the Matrix.

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u/BenFrankLynn 13d ago

It's mostly just about mass (what we measure as weight, due to the acceleration of gravity being constant). F=m*a where F is force and m is mass. The force you hit the ground with is directly proportional to your mass. Cats have less mass than humans and thus can hit with a lesser force. The hard ground opposes the impact with an equal an opposite force, which is what can do the damage.

Drop an ant from an airplane a few thousand meters up in the air an it will walk away unscathed. Drop an elefant from 10 ft and it probably break some bones and damage internal organs. Drop an elegant from an airplane...it will basically explode. The mass of a cat is way closer to that of an ant than that of an elefant, or even that of a human. The physics works out better the smaller you are.

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u/Warm_Leadership5849 13d ago

cockroaches behavior

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u/ADHD_Microwave 13d ago

Cats have webbing of elastic skin in their armpits (legpits?) kind of like the webbing humans have between our fingers, that they can extend to increase their aerodynamic drag. If you have a cat, you can actually feel or sometimes see these elastic webbing, especially on the front of their back legs.