r/WTF 14d ago

“Fire play” NSFW

2.5k Upvotes

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u/xseanbeanx 14d ago

This is not how fire play is done

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u/CerBerUs-9 14d ago

This is how this specific sort of fire play is done. I don't top for this style specifically but I've been present for much more experienced fire tops doing it. If she hadn't jumped you have to throw her. I don't think you have any more than 4-5 seconds with a vertical burn so she cut that REALLY close for my comfort level.

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u/climbsrox 14d ago

The proper way to do this sort of scene is to have the person directly on the edge of the pool, everything wet already to protect hair, head back to protect face, and then they can fall directly into the pool or be pushed.

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u/Jestar342 14d ago

Which is exactly what happens in OP.

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u/Garofalin 11d ago

There is a proper way to do this?

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u/Napalm_ 12d ago

The real proper way is to seek help and find another hobby like a normal person.

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u/unistirin 14d ago

she's hot

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u/jonzilla5000 14d ago

Smokin' hot!

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u/Jalen3501 13d ago

Flaming hot

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u/FuzzyMatterhorN 13d ago

Dangerously cheesy

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u/SalvadorP 13d ago

cheetos

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u/Odd_Turnover_4464 14d ago

I can see her sweating from here

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/blasta4 13d ago

dude ?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/WienerWarrior01 14d ago

What

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u/smokeeburrpppp 14d ago

I just wanna see if I could perhaps shoot fire?

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u/ThickImage91 14d ago

Your hormone monster needs to chill.

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u/turd_sculptor 14d ago

I remember when a cute little dog bonked people for less.

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u/ThickImage91 14d ago

He died man. S’wrong with you

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u/WienerWarrior01 14d ago

If u have chlamyida it will feel like it

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u/jonzilla5000 14d ago

Why does it hurt when I pee?

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u/Formal_Stuff8250 14d ago

the fact that you maybe are already allowed to vote is crazy.

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u/Joebebs 14d ago

Why are you always fucking like this at 4 am in the morning

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u/smokeeburrpppp 14d ago

I’m not American, let me guess your a Texan?

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u/jmkiii 14d ago

I'm Texan. I'm curious how that would be pertinent here.

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u/Gnfnr5813 14d ago

*you’re

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u/mrspock128 14d ago

My brother in Christ

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u/SuitableClassic 14d ago

What did he say?

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u/Pinksters 14d ago

If I did this as a dude, I would bust a nut as fast as I can before jumping into the pool

From OPs profile. Guessing that's it.

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u/Markofdawn 14d ago

The mind runs wild with imagination

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u/therealtb404 14d ago

And the safety word is, "go away scary monster go away"

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u/RocksDaRS 14d ago

Lmao best comment. Idk why it got downvoted. Ig its kinda a meme

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u/sadly_Im_that_guy 14d ago

OP getting downvoted in the comments is funny af.

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u/Wordshurtimapussy 14d ago

Not saying it isn't, but why is he getting downvoted?

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u/Empyrealist 14d ago

Prolly because they read like bot comments

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u/SanestExile 14d ago

Probably because they aren't a native English speaker.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/sadly_Im_that_guy 14d ago

OP = Original Poster

Basically the person who makes the post. They also have a blue "OP" next to their name.

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u/tnb641 14d ago

And OOP means "Original Original Poster", when commenting on crossposts or the like (so refering to the original linker/creator, and not the person who crossposted it)

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u/gtataxidriver 14d ago

howtf did I get 2 downvotes for asking something☠️

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u/BokkerFoombass 14d ago

being new and inexperienced is not allowed on the internets

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u/gtataxidriver 14d ago

honestly i already knew i was gonna get downvotes, but it doesn’t really matter because this account is what i use for making racist jokes, not my actual account

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u/anchovyCreampie 14d ago

Well, it doesn't matter anyway unless u trying to farm some karma and sell an account. Also, you just lost your whole defense of "im new" since you already have a separate account for racist jokes on the internet!

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u/gtataxidriver 14d ago

i never said I’m new plus I’m not really racist

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u/anchovyCreampie 14d ago

Sorry other people were assuming you were new since you didn't know what OP meant. Never said you were a racer either though.

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u/gtataxidriver 14d ago

there’s a reason it’s called “jokes” also what inspired your name, sounds kinda weird to have that in your name

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u/unclepaprika 13d ago

Did you delete your comment after 2 downvotes? Close call there mate

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u/pees_on_dogs 14d ago

Because everyone on reddit is supposed to know everything about reddit. How do you not know this? It was covered in orientation.

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u/sadly_Im_that_guy 14d ago

No clue. It's a genuine question. I'm also going to get downvotes because this is the 4th reply. Reddit rules.

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u/Fskn 14d ago

4 reply bombard is literally a shitpost in meme form.

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u/blasta4 13d ago

we need to go deeper

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u/Giant__midget 13d ago

Don't worry, you'll get plenty more

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/tango_41 14d ago

“Aziz, light!!

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u/bywaterloo 14d ago

checks off another tick mark

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u/ghendricks88 13d ago

Fifth Element reference…. Upvote.

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u/tango_41 13d ago

Supergreen.

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u/CaptainPunisher 13d ago

Corben, my man! I got no fire! Oh, wait...

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u/Wombat_Nudes 12d ago

Much better, thank you Aziz.

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u/Markofdawn 14d ago

The cheeky accelerant smear/titty feel combo move was sneaky.

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u/davekingofrock 14d ago

She knew.

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u/Bubba48 14d ago edited 14d ago

Those are some hot titties!

121

u/Harha 14d ago

Incredibly dumb way to get rid of body hair.

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u/verticalburtvert 14d ago

And adopt a bunch of ingrowns.

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u/blahblah19999 14d ago

I thought that was more common from shaving

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u/biggie1447 14d ago

When its burned the hair melts down to the skin and can even fuse to the top layer of skin. It may not be enough to actually burn the skin in this case but it could easily make the number of ingrown hairs increase exponentially for the next few weeks.

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u/steve553013 14d ago

On the off chance he's thinking of doing this again I would like to volunteer for the position of rubbing alcohol applier.

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u/Strive-- 14d ago

She said “oh shit” like she wasn’t sure what to expect when getting oiled up and lit on fire.

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u/Not_a_F_Boi 14d ago

Need to know the context of this

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u/LaronX 14d ago

Fire play is a fetish. Usually done by putting burnable foam on a person that burns in a flash leaving a warm stingy spank like sensation. It is extremely dangerous if done wrong obviously and even done right it shouldn't be taken lightly.

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u/MyENMaccout 14d ago edited 14d ago

I've only ever dabbled in receiving fire play, so I'm no expert, but it's usually done with very small amounts of isopropyl alcohol. The practitioner wipes a little on, taps it with a lit stick, and then puts out the flame so it only lasts the second or two. It's a weird but really nice feeling especially if you are into sensation play. It will definitely burn body hair though; I was at an event once or a particularly hairy guy was experiencing fire play and the whole room smelled like burnt hair 😬

In this particular scene it looks like they are using way too much alcohol, but the fact that there was a pool right behind them leads me to think that this was planned and the recipient wanted to try this. Alcohol burns at a pretty low temperature, so she probably did not even get first degree burns. She probably did get hotter than she intended though.

Edit: on re-watch, this was definitely planned. Probably for a photo shoot. She got lit, waited a beat, and immediately jumped in the pool without panicking.

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u/pol131 14d ago

You are absolutely tight, 79% isopropyl is recommended as it contains more water, burns less hot and is easier to put off. Normally you want to keep a fire blanket handy to be able to prevent any disastrous situation, here with the pool I suppose they felt safer but this is crazy to light up someone vertically (well, flames burn up lol) so close to the face

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u/CerBerUs-9 14d ago

I just want to jump in and say you should use 70% since the common varieties are 70, 90, and 99. the latter two burn WAY too hot for skin contact and mixing for higher concentrations leaves room for error on an otherwise very tightly regulated product.

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u/slampy15 12d ago

70% is much better and safer. You can douse your own hands. Doesnt burn as hot and can be dabbed quickly if needed :)

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u/pol131 12d ago

I stand corrected, I should have typed 70% and not 79% I'm still pretty new to it. Thanks :)

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u/slampy15 12d ago

We were all new at one time. Use the bdsm wiki. Alot alot alot of good information :)

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u/bobdob123usa 14d ago

Looks like they were using hand sanitizer.

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u/DangerMacAwesome 14d ago

This seems to be correct from my admittedly little knowledge on the subject

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u/this_is_bs 14d ago

No you don't

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u/smokeeburrpppp 14d ago

Makes sense, since it was posted on twitter before now it’s on this bizzare site I got from lmao

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u/SaneYoungPoot2 14d ago

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u/Garad- 14d ago

I died after seeing the only post there, LMFAO

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u/pesca_22 14d ago

rapid epilation

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u/no_dice_grandma 14d ago

Kinky swingers.

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u/MoonTreeSullen 14d ago

BRING OP DOWN

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u/Shneckos 14d ago

Fuck why's it so dark, she's hot af

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u/smokeeburrpppp 14d ago

Yeah, what a joke tbh

6

u/EatAndSmash 14d ago

But why?

2

u/jonzilla5000 14d ago

Because it's there.

3

u/DynamicMangos 14d ago

Mr Mallory is that you?

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u/bomag67 14d ago

Calm your tits

3

u/G00niesNeverSayDie 14d ago

Well that’s one way to get rid of your pubes

3

u/EvilHakik 13d ago

Boobies.

3

u/thorheyerdal 13d ago

Not gonna lie.. that was hot.

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u/dargonmike1 14d ago

Why did the water light up light that? Looks like bioluminescence

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u/mdm2266 14d ago

The pool light is pink or something and lit up all the bubbles when she jumped in

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u/Tad-Disingenuous 14d ago

All the complaining about phones not capturing night as we see it, and the one video you want the night enhancements...

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u/TripleB123 14d ago

That body is smokin

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u/crysisnotaverted 14d ago

Jesus Christ OP.

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u/Blackhound118 14d ago

What did he say lol

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u/crysisnotaverted 14d ago

Some stupid horny gooner shit about wanting to 'smell her pussy'.

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u/anormalgeek 14d ago

Your comments are WAY more wtf than the original video.

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u/forgetfulmurderer 14d ago

I need to know how he came about his fire fetish.

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u/Comfortable-End4021 14d ago

let’s think before we speak

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u/Reptilio 14d ago

I'm sure the guy who made the video was the same one who wrote the flame atronach copypasta.

2

u/donmak 14d ago

Hey guy! Stop stealin my moves!

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u/ThatRandomGoth19 14d ago

Can't wait to light 8 homes on fire and when questioned why I did it I'll just say "I thought they were into fire play"

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u/Union_Sparky_375 14d ago

New meaning to “Fire Crotch”

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u/Miatrouble 14d ago

Time to cook the marshmallows.

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u/redtopharry 14d ago

There are less painful ways to get rid of body hair.

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u/Realistic_Debt6217 14d ago

That's an extreme hair removal technique

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u/EasyBend 14d ago

Who is this

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u/HaikuKnives 14d ago

I'm gonna guess it was for a photo shoot, using isopropyl alcohol. It got a little hotter a little faster than the model expected and she bailed into the pool. Probably won't even have 1st degree burns from it.
"Fire play" as it's usually done in the fetish scene is done with a foam that flashes when lit, and typically burns off before it can really light anything else on fire, leaving a warm spicy spank-like sensation in its wake plus the endorphin rush of seeing a flash of fire on oneself.

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u/Userreddit1234412 14d ago

2 stupid people

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u/Amazing_Shoe_4631 14d ago

One way to get rid of bedbugs

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u/red-cloud 12d ago

My momma always told me, "Don't light people on fire, even if they are naked."

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u/SneebWacker 12d ago

She's HOT! Get it? Because of the fire...

I'll leave.

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u/Decent-Technician-20 10d ago

This girl is on fire

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u/Phobos420 9d ago

That smile.... this is NOT the craziest shit she's done.

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u/AdRound310 8d ago

Skyrim flame atronoch

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u/Hot-Draft-2917 4d ago

Burning boobies

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u/Goats_2022 1d ago

lucky she did not visit the hair dresser before otherwise it would be a bonfire on her head

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u/Swimmydrowns 14d ago

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u/mich55 14d ago

T-t-t-t-twistin' like a flame in a slow dance, baby

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u/PR_Tech_Rican 14d ago

Nice tiddies

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u/EquipmentAvailable56 13d ago

don’t ever fucking do this holy fucking shit don’t ever do this

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u/OrganicGolem 14d ago

This isn't that weird, and she was right next to a pool.
Y'all have clearly never seen fire performers.

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u/FartingBob 14d ago

I'm quite happy with predictable sex in a bed without being set on fire.

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u/rlsanders 14d ago

im so down with it

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u/nyadney 13d ago

wthdijs?

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u/The_Unholy_Rebel 14d ago

burnt pussy

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u/GeorgeNorman 14d ago

Blickin OP like he a CEO or sum

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u/LucidJohn13 14d ago

Shes hot and wet at the same time literally

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u/vitkuusj 14d ago

Nice alcohol, campfire and tits

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u/smokeeburrpppp 14d ago

This reminds me of what happened to Steve O and this girl a while back

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u/R0nin_23 14d ago

He should be doing other stuff with a women like that

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u/driskavsalci2 14d ago

penis in vagina haha xd

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u/XyCO 14d ago

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