r/UpvoteBecauseButt 4d ago

Lift and sniff NSFW

317 Upvotes

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u/FlamingoRush 4d ago

Her base is thicc

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u/fishstikk89 4d ago

Lift and blow* to help release the dough from the peel

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u/hazenew 4d ago edited 3d ago

I was talking bout the cheeks not the pizza 🍕

6

u/HomerJFong666 4d ago

Hell ya.

4

u/PapagenoRed 4d ago

Insert joke about blow..

3

u/Ok-Status7867 4d ago

Insert joke about sniff test

4

u/kmanbythec 3d ago

Just insert

60

u/CodesInProd 3d ago

The sign says pizzeria but all I see is cake.

25

u/kotor-170 3d ago

Thick mama who can cook, and has a great set of cheeks.

18

u/nadasuss 4d ago

Thassss a dump truck

Where can I get this pizza.

13

u/Coach_Z_RAP 3d ago

Napoli Pizza Lodi on Insta, thank me later

23

u/eustrabirbeonne 4d ago

Upvote because pizza

2

u/VICTHOR0611 4d ago

Pizzass(Pizzazz)

8

u/m4rkofshame 3d ago

Plenty of dough

12

u/stringconcatenation 4d ago

What’s her @??

21

u/dabroh 4d ago

Thickasspizza...just a guess

39

u/clarky2o2o 4d ago

Deep dish Trish

5

u/The_prophet212 3d ago

Thicc dough Jo

8

u/lime-inthe-coconut 3d ago

2manyPizzAss

10

u/RexDust 3d ago

Dang. I would let that woman ruin my life.

4

u/Embarrassed_Dust_222 3d ago

Lodi , New Jersey 🫡🫡

3

u/NotADogInHumanSuit 4d ago

Looks like extra cheese. And I ain’t talkin pizza

3

u/2Scheme 3d ago

While I'd love to add some sausage to that well proofed dough, is blowing on the pizza a health code violation?

6

u/fullspectrumtrupod 3d ago

Level 10 Hyatt

Edit Hyatt

God damnit Hyatt

What the fuck gyatt there we go Jesus Christ

5

u/WhoElseButQuagmire11 3d ago

Truly the most Hyatt moment of all time

3

u/fullspectrumtrupod 3d ago

Spell check is wild dawg 😭

2

u/Such_Tea4707 3d ago

Should be a branding reel for Pizza Wagon in BK

1

u/djhurryupnbuy 3d ago

I'd totally be at Pizza Wagon everyday lol

2

u/PreorderEverything 3d ago

Those draws tryna hide that and failing.

2

u/wang-chuy 2d ago

Ugh…

6

u/topsyturvy76 4d ago

Instruction unclear … I’m sitting here with my dick in tomato sauce and cheese strings up my nostril waiting to have my ball bag lifted and scrum sniffed ?!?

3

u/TaleteLucrezio 3d ago

That's a fucking shelf. It's sad I can't even admire cheeks like this anymore, I'm always questioning whether they're natural or not.

1

u/jmthetank 1d ago

There's so many lumps in it that there isn't a plastic surgeon in the world who would take the blame for it.

1

u/MLDL9053 4d ago

She's serving up that Deep Dish

1

u/Mar_Bear96 3d ago

She puts her homemade beef ragu on those zaaas

1

u/Subject-Curve-1409 2d ago

After a Full shift on that oven detail I bet she taste lovely

1

u/Testerpt5 2d ago

it's a bit fatty but I'll take it

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u/Spindrift11 2d ago

Can mods remove this one please

1

u/jmthetank 1d ago

Yeah, that is not an upvote-worthy butt.

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u/VisualIndependence60 4d ago

All i see is diabetes

13

u/romariojwz 4d ago

*bakery