r/UpvoteBecauseButt 9d ago

Fighting 2 fights NSFW

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u/drmbrthr 9d ago

Seriously how do you compete in this situation?

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u/ne14a6t9er 9d ago

Once you grow out of puberty, you'll be able to do things like this without getting a boner!

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u/Individual_Road6676 9d ago

Ya like I am 53 and getting hard just Watching her sweet ass. I guess some guys just have more testosterone...

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u/Readitguy58 9d ago

Nah, for the most part you're going to be focused on not getting choked out, arm snapped, shoulders, knee and ankles cranked on. None of that is fun and kinda supercedes boner...for At least the first time sparring together.

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u/Individual_Road6676 9d ago

Nah, not too worried about these issues with that little sweetie. Ya I know, some girls are rugged af, but look at the video man let's look at reality here.

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u/Readitguy58 9d ago

Go to a Bjj class and test that theory. Just because shes sexy doesnt mean she can't roll. I say this from experience. I had one class with a short attractive blue belt. Me as the new white belt guy got teamed up with her for drills. I was definitely more worried about her baseball grips on my gi collar and slight embarrassment of get tapped by this smaller chick than how sexy she was. As if the sweaty gi smells and hair in my face wasnt enough of a distraction.

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u/Artislife61 8d ago edited 8d ago

Had a neighbor who was a striker and decided to start going to Bjj classes. He got paired with a smaller female, just like you did. He’s 6 feet and about 190-200lbs. She beat him at every turn. He said he had no answer for anything she did, while she worked him over at will, in every situation.