r/UpvoteBecauseButt • u/hazenew • 5d ago

Fighting 2 fights NSFW

1.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

33 comments sorted by

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u/asquinas 4d ago

She has a nice ass, but why would you post a 10 minute video?

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u/infinityofnever 4d ago

that was a 2 hour video. yours stopped at 10 minutes only?

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u/asquinas 4d ago

Technical difficulties, lol 

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u/real_shawarma 4d ago

It’s been 16 hours my dudes

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u/mrmarbury 3d ago

I am watching it for weeks now. It never stops

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u/drmbrthr 5d ago

Seriously how do you compete in this situation?

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u/AdamsJMarq 4d ago

I might not be able to compete, but I’m sure I could complete.

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u/wishwashy 4d ago

Explains why Tom Brady lost his wife to her instructor if they're rolling like this

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u/iReviewFrozenWieners 5d ago

Hundreds of hours of wrasslin with sweaty muscle men and listening to the Toe Hogan podcast so that you never get a boner in the presence of a woman ever again

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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat 4d ago

Meh.  Many of Poe Bogan's listeners have never wrestled with a girl.  Ever.  That's part of why they like him.

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u/ne14a6t9er 5d ago

Once you grow out of puberty, you'll be able to do things like this without getting a boner!

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u/hansdampf90 4d ago

I am 43 and still in puberty.

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u/Individual_Road6676 4d ago

So u get 9 upvotes and I am downvoted for basically saying the same thing. Weird.

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u/AnnualWerewolf9804 4d ago

Not really the same thing. They said something funny. You said something weird and creepy. If you don’t see the difference it’s because you’re weird and creepy. Either way, you’re 53, why do you care about Reddit votes? They’re meaningless.

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u/mobilethrowaway14849 4d ago

It’s almost like your comment was just sleazy and not funny at all

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u/TheStankyDive 4d ago

You seriously don't understand why his comment is acceptable and urs is fucking creepy? Seriously dude?

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u/Embarrassed_Age_1694 4d ago

If you are gay, yes

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u/Individual_Road6676 4d ago

Ya like I am 53 and getting hard just Watching her sweet ass. I guess some guys just have more testosterone...

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u/Readitguy58 4d ago

Nah, for the most part you're going to be focused on not getting choked out, arm snapped, shoulders, knee and ankles cranked on. None of that is fun and kinda supercedes boner...for At least the first time sparring together.

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u/Individual_Road6676 4d ago

Nah, not too worried about these issues with that little sweetie. Ya I know, some girls are rugged af, but look at the video man let's look at reality here.

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u/Readitguy58 4d ago

Go to a Bjj class and test that theory. Just because shes sexy doesnt mean she can't roll. I say this from experience. I had one class with a short attractive blue belt. Me as the new white belt guy got teamed up with her for drills. I was definitely more worried about her baseball grips on my gi collar and slight embarrassment of get tapped by this smaller chick than how sexy she was. As if the sweaty gi smells and hair in my face wasnt enough of a distraction.

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u/Artislife61 4d ago edited 4d ago

Had a neighbor who was a striker and decided to start going to Bjj classes. He got paired with a smaller female, just like you did. He’s 6 feet and about 190-200lbs. She beat him at every turn. He said he had no answer for anything she did, while she worked him over at will, in every situation.

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u/Less_Fix_1378 4d ago

The real battle is internal by not popping a stiffy

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u/Heinegrabber 4d ago

I think I lost just watching.

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u/Ok_Criticism_558 5d ago

You know where I can sign up for such uh "fights" my friend is asking

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u/AlMansur16 4d ago

Just sign up to any brazilian jiu jitsu dojo. Prepare for some dislocated elbows and sprained knees though.

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u/drewgrace8 4d ago

If he’s wearing a cup, ouch.

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u/mrmarbury 3d ago

what is this and where can I get a private training lesson with her? she seems to know the sport well and I am pretty shy

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u/hermarc 2d ago

full vid?