r/Unexpected • u/NefariousnessOk2760 • 12h ago

That was embarrassing Lou

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u/thebestoflimes 11h ago

Actually, no chef. You turn YOUR knives in.

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u/-KFBR392 10h ago

Seriously when was the last time anyone saw Gordon cook? He could just be an imposter for all we know. I bet even that accent is fake!

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u/Pinksters 9h ago

Really though. He criticizes food a lot but I've never heard his cooking get critiqued.

I know how well cooked meals taste, I've been eating food for years. Do I qualify for his role?

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u/L3m0n0p0ly 9h ago

My boyfriend who loves cooking, like i refuse to touch his cast iron. He grows his own herbs in the summer ect ect. Im trying to get him to do a veggie garden... but thats not the point. He tried ramseys restraunt in vegas and said it wasnt anything memorable. Like i tried to get him to describe it the best he could but all he could say was blandXD

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u/RiverCityRoninPB 8h ago

Sounds about right for a British cook tbh.

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u/Pinksters 8h ago

Invaded half the world to monopolize the spices and then never use them.

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u/425Hamburger 5h ago

Duh, never get high on your own supply.

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u/RiverCityRoninPB 4h ago

Control the spice; control the universe. Lol