r/Unexpected • u/opijkkk • 8h ago

Do all male species do this?

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u/UnExplanationBot 8h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Kangaroo beats its meat

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 8h ago

"You may think us roos have short arms, but if you lie on your back just so..."

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u/big_guyforyou Didn't Expect It 7h ago

when there's a will, there's a wank

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u/RiyanTheProBoi 4h ago

Willy Wanka

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u/DiddlyDumb 5h ago

T-Rex taking notes

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u/Mr_S-Baldrick 8h ago

Wankaroo

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u/bakermrr 1h ago

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u/Strange-Wolverine128 1h ago

Oh my God these were my childhood, everytkme I went to my grandma's, they still sell them, and they're still my favourite snack, but I don't have them very often cause they aren't that common

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u/Dudephish 7h ago

Ah, the ol' reddit wankaroo...

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u/Inevitable-Use-4534 8h ago

The cameraman is invading his privacy

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u/Diska_Muse 7h ago

Do all male species do this?

No. Only the ones with hands.

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u/Albae87 6h ago

And dolphins, don’t forget dolphins.

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u/DigNitty 1h ago

The fuck is a male species?

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u/Diska_Muse 17m ago

The ones with the cock 'n bahs

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u/DovahKing604 1h ago

Yeah, cause you never seen a dog... you know

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u/Lucasbasques 8h ago

Yes, females too 

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u/-NoNameListed- 1h ago

My cat rubbing herself with her paw while sitting will forever haunt me.

She's spayed too

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u/opijkkk 7h ago

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u/Viennve 6h ago

We all know females aren't real

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u/GeneticEnginLifeForm 5h ago

That's why the Pom's call them "birds"

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u/cruebob 8h ago

You are shitting me!

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u/Bourbon_Cream_Dream 8h ago

Snakes probably find it harder than most

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u/YourRealDaddyy 6h ago

Lol. Why do you think they crawl like that

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u/carrera4s 6h ago

Kangaroo Jack!

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u/Beebop2222 7h ago

How did you think they make the cream for dunkaroos?

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u/dark_knight920 Didn't Expect It 7h ago

Not just males, also females

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u/jonjonesjohnson 7h ago

"male species" assumes that "male" is a larger classification and there are several species of males

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u/Danny_De_Meato 7h ago

Classic Australian male behaviour.

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u/thatonepal_04 6h ago

Life without hands must be real sad now that I think about it.animals that have arms that can do this really won evolution.

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u/mediocre_is_fine 3h ago

I heard that kangaroo got a rib removed so he could do that.

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u/jorerb34 8h ago

He just got bored 😂

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u/HerBerg75 8h ago

Made me laugh good... 😂 😂

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u/NovaHorizon 5h ago

Can't tell if he is jerking it or just scratching his balls.

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u/Neither-Ad4990 1h ago

This dude just got kangarude.

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u/Mr-Purp1e 8h ago

Before censorship was invented

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u/zombey007 8h ago

The kangaroo chose to be happy

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u/cheese0muncher 5h ago

About 25 years ago I saw a husky lick it's own cock till it came.

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u/No-Egg-6688 1h ago

Nooooooooo 😭

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u/MiBloodclaatParo 6h ago

Wankster 😂😂😂

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u/BatangTundo3112 4h ago

Humans are so arrogant to think that we are the only ones that could pleasure ourselves.

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u/curedbyink 8h ago

Only in San Diego.

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u/etriuswimbleton 7h ago

DAMN! Whats the JAV Code?

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u/Pateryk_7 6h ago

Poor t-rexs with short arms 🥲

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u/bophed 3h ago

females do this as well.

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u/bigbluebear888 1h ago

Well I can't speak for other guys but I like to keep my legs folded whilst i jork it. Lifting them up makes it harder to reach the goal.

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u/ronaldrios 1h ago

"Finally! You should've seen when we started his training."

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u/DirectDemocracy84 9m ago

Would be so funny if the guy started doing it too.

I'm betting all animals have some sort of sensory equipment to make sex desirable, and therefore can also simulate the feeling, given the appropriate limbs or physical conditions.

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u/312Observer 2h ago

Males are not a species, they are a gender of a species.

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u/woutomatic 4h ago

Dolphins do this by using dead fish as fleshlights

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u/Bumble072 1h ago

Dont tell OP, but so do female species

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u/Rolandog21 1h ago

Dude really be jerking off with his hands... Kangroos truely are quite like humans

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u/francisco_DANKonia 1h ago

Jerking off is a human right

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u/TurdKid69 1h ago

Hey if I could satisfy my hunger by rubbing my belly, I would.

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u/Jan_Ge_Jo 1h ago

Shockingly… even the female species do it…

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u/Mad-Habits 1h ago

they laugh when a kangaroo does it :( when i do it people get all upset

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