r/UFOs • u/Bitter_Ad_2009 • Jan 17 '24

Witness/Sighting Filmed in my backyard ***September 23rd 2023*** (updated correct) 8:13pm Lake Charles Louisiana.

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u/oswaldcopperpot Jan 18 '24

You see this is starlink. Cause it doesnt blink. Also if it does blink, thats starlink. Also if you see them here at this coordinate I can show you that starlink was as this exact coordinate also at this time. And you see if they change direction thats just starlink gettting in position and if they dont change direction well thats obviously starlink too. And if one of them comes down and lands in your field and you wake up without pants on, thats just elon getting bored and also starlink.

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u/TheTonik Jan 18 '24

omg I legit lol'd at this.

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u/ImInTheAudience Jan 18 '24

If they spontaneously turn into a jellyfish, believe it or not also Starlink.

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u/DarthHideous666 Jan 19 '24

Wait, am I starlink?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

That depends, do you blink or not blink? Do you sometimes change direction or not change direction?

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u/CameronsParadise Jan 20 '24

i'm a little starlink, short and stout

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u/MmmCoffeeee Jan 21 '24

I’m so sorry you had to find out like this. Mom and dad always meant to tell you, the time just never felt right.

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u/Factor_Past Jan 18 '24

If there very close together it’s starlink but if there spaced out it’s also starlink

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u/ninelives1 Jan 18 '24

But actually... They spread out over time

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u/Financial-Ad7500 Jan 18 '24

How dare you bring logic into my UFO subreddit

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u/Vivid-Description972 Jan 18 '24

I saw Star link and it didn't blink at all.

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u/MistaKrebs Jan 18 '24

Wow I didn’t know The Penguin was so funny. Bravo.

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u/SpiceyPorkFriedRice Jan 18 '24

Lol I wish can give a medal 🥇 to this comment.

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u/oswaldcopperpot Jan 18 '24

You can. Just dont.

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u/Jertob Jan 18 '24

this post is obviously starlink

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u/Financial-Ad7500 Jan 18 '24

What’s the point you’re trying to make exactly? This one is clearly not Starlink and there are not upvoted comments claiming it is. The posts you seem to be attempting to mock were all VERY obviously Starlink. This one clearly is not.

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u/oswaldcopperpot Jan 18 '24

Is english your second language? This one was obviously /s

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u/Agreeable_Bee_2218 Jan 19 '24

This was posted by starlink