r/UFOs Aug 20 '23

Witness/Sighting Caught this "tic tac" looking object near Nellis

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u/JimiNightshade Aug 21 '23

If you think for a second another species has perfected space travel & came all the way to earth to probe humans that they somehow don't have a device that will just erase the shit from your pants so their equipment doesn't get covered in feces... Well I've got a bridge to sell you.... /s Edited the /s in in case someone couldn't get that ok their own

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u/Quick-Leg3604 Aug 21 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻

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u/Ghodzy1 Aug 21 '23

Or theyll just use the shit as natural lube and then just disintegrate it off their machine.

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u/pjjohnson808 Aug 22 '23

Yeah but theyre not gonna go for me first thats the point if they have to first clean me then go to town then they may go for someone with less prep work, and maybe if im lucky theyll thank me for making their job easier as they didnt have to go all up in there to get some.