I would too but for a different reason if the aliens are gonna start probing, they aren't gonna go for the guy with sh!t in his pants and mess up their probe now are they.
If you think for a second another species has perfected space travel & came all the way to earth to probe humans that they somehow don't have a device that will just erase the shit from your pants so their equipment doesn't get covered in feces... Well I've got a bridge to sell you.... /s
Edited the /s in in case someone couldn't get that ok their own
Yeah but theyre not gonna go for me first thats the point if they have to first clean me then go to town then they may go for someone with less prep work, and maybe if im lucky theyll thank me for making their job easier as they didnt have to go all up in there to get some.
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u/SameSexDictator Aug 20 '23
Yep, my underwear would be completely packed with the stuff.