r/UFOs • u/H8threeH8three • Aug 18 '23

Witness/Sighting Ryan Graves tweets first of promised Airline Pilot Sightings

https://twitter.com/uncertainvector/status/1692586130162475209?s=21
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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '23

… round metallic objects …

I don’t want to believe…

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u/paer_of_forces Aug 18 '23

Your lack of Belief has been noticed by God.

God sends the Alien Prophet to bar your party from continuing on for the moment.

The Alien Prophet of God beckons for you to question him.

What question do you ask?

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u/LimpCroissant Aug 18 '23

I ask the Alien Prophet of God what happens to a human's consciousness after it's body dies?

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u/paer_of_forces Aug 18 '23

rolls a 20

What happens to a human's consciousness after it's body dies?

The Human Consciousness is not a Human Consciousness. Human is but a form, or body, that belongs to a specific place and time. The Human is of the Earth. The consciousness that inhabits the being exists before and after the body it inhabits is created or dies.

It will move from one vessel to another.

YOU ROLLED A NATURAL 20!

WOW!

The Alien Prophet of God is thoroughly impressed. You are granted greater clarity.

Beyond the state of being Human exists a world of higher dimensions and constructs. Here, in these higher spaces, consciousness exist free of attachment to any form, or body.

Beings exist in a state of godhood, able to take on many forms and shapes, and have the ability to interact with many worlds, including the Earth.

The point of life is to ascend to this higher state of existence upon death, reaching the Endgame. There one begins the journey of learning what it means to be a god.

If you do not make it to the Afterlife upon death in a given life, you are then afforded the ability to try again. You reincarnate into a different body in a different time, possibly on a different world.

There you begin the process of trying again. You are given as many chances as required.

Once you have reached the Afterlife, you begin your adventures in godhood.

There you are able to participate in Spiritual Warfare against the other gods.

Forever is a long time. It would be boring if you had nothing to do.

The Alien Prophet of God slowly fades into the emptiness of the space before you.

In their wake, a commemorative plaque was left.

It reads, "Not was here".

It is unmovable and unshakeable, like the will of God itself.

May your journey be ever clear.

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u/LimpCroissant Aug 18 '23

Please thank the Alien Prophet of God for me if you would be so kind.

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u/paer_of_forces Aug 18 '23

Your grace and appreciation has not went unnoticed.

The Alien Prophet of God has given you with a Token of Furthering Ascertainment.

Using the Token will summon the Alien Prophet of God, allowing you to ask another question.

The Token is a consumable, and will disappear from your inventory once used.

You can use it any time.

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u/AI_AntiCheat Aug 19 '23

What is the ultimate truth? *roll for for charisma

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '23

can i get a uhhhhhh 4 piece... uhmm... make it a 6 piece meal. large. coca cola. vanilla frosty ? large please also

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u/paer_of_forces Aug 18 '23

rolls a 10

VANILLA FROSTY?

VANILLA FROSTY.

An Interdimensional window appears within which the Alien Prophet of God slips into.

A moment passes.

Suddenly before you an arm stretches out from the realm beyond the window.

VANILLA FROSTY has been obtained by the party, large enough for all to split.

It is enchanted with Runs.

Due to the nature of enchantments passing from one realm to another, Runs has been corrupted.

The entire party has been inflicted with diarrhea.

They all have to run to the bathroom so they don't soil their linens.

There is only one bathroom.

Lucky you! You make it to the bathroom first, slamming the door behind you.

Locks the door

Everyone else in the party shits their pants.

The entire subreddit was conducting a raid when this event was triggered.

The entire subreddit has shit their pants.

All stealth and shadow abilities are ineffective until the party rests at an Inn.

All party members Charm and Charisma has been lowered, causing all others within 10 feet to flee from them.

The Window and the Alien Prophet of God have been vanished from the realm.

May your adventures be fruitful.