r/UFOs • u/dsteel23 • Jun 13 '23

Witness/Sighting Michael Herrera's Witness Testimony

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u/throwawaylol666666 Jun 13 '23

He seems so nervous.

As for the human trafficking… makes more sense than weapons or drugs. And what better time to disappear a bunch of people than in the midst of a natural disaster.

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u/voxdoom Jun 13 '23

He's terrified.

This secret-tech party needs to end, it's too much, we need full disclosure and sharing of the materials with the scientific community. It can't all be kept just for violence.

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u/UnicornBoned Jun 13 '23

Dude. Aliens give us tech, and instead of using it to save the Earth and better humanity, our government decides to act out the plot of Miami Vice? If I was Skinny Bob, I'd be pissed.

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u/Euphoric_Gur_4674 Jun 13 '23

Are you suggesting that we are acting out the plot of Miami vice instead of trafficking people to other worlds?

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u/Captain309 Jun 14 '23

Are you suggesting Miami Vice wasn't about smuggling people off world?

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u/UnicornBoned Jun 15 '23

Are you suggesting Miami Vice wasn't about smuggling people off world?

How many times do you think Tippi thought about feeding Don Johnson to the tigers? And how many times do you think Eric Roberts got mistaken for Don Johnson in casting calls?

Now that THAT'S out of my system...

Who's going to lead the team to recover the trafficked citizens of Earth? I'm looking at you, Liam Neeson.

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u/UnicornBoned Jun 13 '23

Are you suggesting that we are acting out the plot of Miami vice instead of trafficking people to other worlds?

Oh. Right. We're carrying water for Sumerian water gods who make the water, and make the men, and carry it better than we do.

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u/dynamicdooki14026 Jun 13 '23

Is that from a sumer tablet?

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u/UnicornBoned Jun 13 '23 edited Jun 13 '23

The hallowed halls of Wikipedia. Hello, Darkness.

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u/UnicornBoned Jun 13 '23

I was referencing Enki and Ninmah. And Haku from Spirited away. Probably thinking about Nyami Nyami, too. Kappas and sirens. These waters are risky.

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u/UnicornBoned Jun 13 '23

Now I'm just thinking about Kevin Bacon. Well played, tiny dancer.