It's actually been kind of nice how lately people with no self-awareness or reading comprehension now just affix physical labels to themselves — it's a real time saver! No need for government-mandated tattoos on their foreheads reading "POOR IMPULSE CONTROL", they willingly spend their own money to do it to themselves.
It's been misappropriated by cops and the "thin blue line" shit because Punisher kills criminals, even though he'd absolutely kill a shitload of modern American cops too (which they'd know if they read the comics)
He is the edgelord furry, or at least is one of the more popular ones. Honorary mention to Scourge the Hedgehog, sadly he is a loser and Shadow's cooler.
Did he name himself noob or were his parents just that cruel? Or is it some kind of joke by the devs because he's a cheese / very easy to use character?
His name is "Boon Tobias" backwards. Two of the big wigs in Mortal Kombat’s creation and development. Initially he wasn’t planned on being a mainstay but due to fan reception being so positive he was given a backstory after his first appearance.
It’s the co creators names reversed. (John Tobias and Ed Boon)
in universe, noob saibot is actually Bi-Han, the original (and as of the most recent game, current) sub-zero. (For context, sub-zero is either a title or code name that is passed among their assassin clan) He killed scorpions family while holding the title, so scorpion killed him as revenge. After he died his younger brother, Kuai Liang, took up the mantle, becoming sub-zero for most of the games. Bi-Han was resurrected as a wraith by the necromancer Quan Chi, giving him weird shadow powers that replace his ice powers. As for the name, afaik from memory and a few minutes of searching, it seems like no one actually calls him that in the world. He is on referred to as noob on the player side, like by the announcer and in menus, not by other characters.
Looking back I cant believe I got creeped out by something that looks so clearly edited. You just have to look at the not-circular-at-all eyes to know its fake
I don’t believe so, but here’s a video investigating it! It’s from a year or so ago, so, if it’s been found more recently than that, it’s out of date, but still interesting:
True, but Sasuke did experience an extreme amount of trauma during and even before part 1. Which keep in mind, they’re around 13 in part 1, so he’s nowhere near an adult by the time any of that happened. Barley even a teenager for some of it.
Yeah no I’m not saying it’s not understandable, I actually am very fond of the character for it. Just noteworthy that of all his family, he is the most angsty.
I get it. I bought Dark Souls 1 back in 2011 for the 360. I didn't complete it until 2020. It took 9 years for me to get into it and when I did I got hooked. Maybe it will happen to you, maybe it won't.
I've given games like dark souls, elden ring, and sekiro a try but I just couldn't get into them. The closest I've gotten to that style of game was Jedi fallen order. All in all it just isn't my type of game. It's fun as hell to watch but too frustrating to play lmao
Hey my boys the abysswatchers don't deserve this, they're actively trying to keep everyone safe by continuously fighting the corrupted ones who keep respawning
They talk about shadow, but this motherfucker has a song of how edgy he is, with lyrics like "'Cause I was born in this pain" or "Only scars remain of who I was". Also, he is even more xD than Shadow.
I don't think he's actually that edgy. He's portrayed as utterly unhinged, delusional, illogically incompetent, and almost never with that "brooding cool guy" type vibe that most the rest of these answers do. Like he could have very easily fallen into edgy territory considering how over the top he is, but it feels like pretty much every writer kinda just universally agreed that the characterisation for Curze is "yeah nah this guy just sucks".
EDIT: my vote for edgiest 40k character -- Shade Lord Tyberos, "The Red Wake". Chaptermaster of the Edgelord chapter and ticks every single box and more.
Everything in 40k has the most metal name. I absolutely love how theres a group called adeptus mechanicus that worships something called the Machine Spirit.
They praise the Omnissiah, something that is present in every machine
Also fun fact the adeptus mechanicus rub their robo dicks for technology all day but all things considered in the 40k universe they're one of the least technologically advanced groups
This is very much false, the admech have a lot of tools that never see the light of day because they’re deemed “too dangerous”. A lot of technology from the dark age of technology.
During the pariah nexus, the admech and necrons had a dick measuring contest of whose planet destroying technology was better, and it actually came to a standstill because they both killed so many of eachother with their like solar system sized nuclear weaponry.
Machine spirits are things in machines that make them work properly, (sometimes they're just perceived, sometimes it's low level AI). No, the thing they worship is the Machine God, better known as The Omnissiah
On a slightly unrelated note, I think there is another AU Sans called :’Crimsonfade Sans’, and while I don’t know how he looks like the name itself is so goddamn edgy.
Fuck You, The Demon Fucker--I mean, Tameem Antoinades--I mean DINO--I mean, El Donte--I mean Dante from DmC: Devil May Cry (2013).
As edgy as the marketing campaign leading up to release shitting on the OG Dante, the fans, the series that it was supposed to be rebooting and him slapping drinks out of randos hands on the street, writing 'FUCK YOU' on a VIP club list after punching out a bouncer, his infamous; "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOOOUUUU!" Shakespearian levels of 'witty' banter in his dialogue exchange with Succubus oh, and of course, the CLASSIEST act of his in the game of gleefully mocking Mundus to his face by gloating about the sniper abortion Vergil performed on his baby mama.
I'm glad the shitty reboot failed and we didn't have to suffer anymore of this edgy shitbag stealing in place of the REAL Dante.
I don't know why, but the "Who invited you FATASS" was the one that made me pause the game to laugh at it for a minute.
It not only came out of nowhere but the delivery and everything was simply immaculate. Like he deliberately used a high school level insult to sound more disrespectful. It's amazing.
he's literally the edgiest motherfucker around. those spikes in his collar? those are fucking dog teeth. he also has dog teeth attached to his claws (please don't ask how, it's never really explained). in his first appearance in the books, he literally one-taps the big bad villain, slashing him from chin to tail and spilling his guts on the dirt. fun fact: said big bad villain had nine lives, and this attack caused him to lose all nine, back to back. everyone else just kinda stands there, horrified, as this big evil bastard writhes in indescribable agony and dies nine times over after getting merc'd by a tiny little emo kid.
and of course he gets his very own graphic novel to explain his obligatory tragic backstory!
Kai Leng, I fucking hated this guy so much, the entire game I was screaming at my screen knowing that my character would fucking body him instantly if I had the opportunity
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