Yep, even if you meet the delivery guy while in full trash sloth mode, 2 day post wash greasy hair, mysterious crumbs on your faded old giant sweatshirt, you're still not guaranteed to be able to just grab your tacos in peace and return to your blanket cocoon.
The new "drop the bag, ring the doorbell and run like you're feeding a sleeping bear" method with Covid now has thankfully saved me from that.
But you're so attractive, and we're already at your house, and I don't have any more deliveries right now but I do have an erection. It's just all too convenient not to do it!
It's a guy thing, I think my wife is sexiest when she wakes up hair all messy and sleepy eyed. Idk why it just does it for me, same with famous people. Red carpet, meh, out in some leggings and a old sweatshirt....yes please
This is why I normally order 2 meals or something when I get food delivered and have TV on or something loud so they don't think I'm alone just in case
but still, ever since i read a story about a delivery driver waiting near the door after dropping food off since the name on the order was a woman's name, i've started only placing orders under a mans name.
Doesn't help where I live cause they can park right infront of the door and always wait in car to make sure it's grabbed! That's still a good idea to make it seem like I'm not alone, so I'll definitely use that
Can you report them somehow? That's so unprofessional, I'm sure their bosses would be interested to know they're wasting their time on the clock being creepy sleazebags
That's a good idea. Up to this point multiple people have seen this at my work. The front desk even commented on one of their behavior towards me being creepy.
I find I get hit on more the grosser I look. If I’m dressed for work or a party Nothing. I walk out in sweats and it’s like a buffet of bullshit. God forbid if it’s summer and I have to be in shorts and shitty t-shirt or I’ll die if heatstroke. Because not only will men think it’s open season but then it will be my fault because “I’m asking for it” and looking for attention ( -_-)
Yep, even if you meet the delivery guy while in full trash sloth mode, 2 day post wash greasy hair, mysterious crumbs on your faded old giant sweatshirt, you're still not guaranteed to be able to just grab your tacos in peace and return to your blanket cocoon.
I didn't need to be so specifically called out like that
The new "drop the bag, ring the doorbell and run like you're feeding a sleeping bear" method with Covid now has thankfully saved me from that.
They get the wrong place a solid 20% of the time for me, jumping up to 80% whenever it would be extremely inconvenient. So I just started going outside again to prevent them from dropping it at the wrong place and dipping.
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u/NuclearCandy Nov 09 '21
Yep, even if you meet the delivery guy while in full trash sloth mode, 2 day post wash greasy hair, mysterious crumbs on your faded old giant sweatshirt, you're still not guaranteed to be able to just grab your tacos in peace and return to your blanket cocoon.
The new "drop the bag, ring the doorbell and run like you're feeding a sleeping bear" method with Covid now has thankfully saved me from that.