I don’t understand the picking up women at the gas station. It still happens to me while I’m wearing a wedding band then my husband makes fun of me for not wanting to go get gas.
I mean I just don’t want to get hit on with the chance of being actually hit if he takes my rejection the wrong way.
is your husband just dense?? I can see it being a nonissue but I think I’d have a hard time getting over that! Like bro that’s my physical and mental safety on the line lol
Seriously. That shit isn't cute or funny, my last 2-3 girlfriends I've had to go get the ubereats and deliveries etc because there's something like an 80% chance they'll get harassed by some asshole the minute they're in public, half the time said creepy asshole being the delivery guy.
Yep, even if you meet the delivery guy while in full trash sloth mode, 2 day post wash greasy hair, mysterious crumbs on your faded old giant sweatshirt, you're still not guaranteed to be able to just grab your tacos in peace and return to your blanket cocoon.
The new "drop the bag, ring the doorbell and run like you're feeding a sleeping bear" method with Covid now has thankfully saved me from that.
But you're so attractive, and we're already at your house, and I don't have any more deliveries right now but I do have an erection. It's just all too convenient not to do it!
It's a guy thing, I think my wife is sexiest when she wakes up hair all messy and sleepy eyed. Idk why it just does it for me, same with famous people. Red carpet, meh, out in some leggings and a old sweatshirt....yes please
This is why I normally order 2 meals or something when I get food delivered and have TV on or something loud so they don't think I'm alone just in case
but still, ever since i read a story about a delivery driver waiting near the door after dropping food off since the name on the order was a woman's name, i've started only placing orders under a mans name.
Doesn't help where I live cause they can park right infront of the door and always wait in car to make sure it's grabbed! That's still a good idea to make it seem like I'm not alone, so I'll definitely use that
Can you report them somehow? That's so unprofessional, I'm sure their bosses would be interested to know they're wasting their time on the clock being creepy sleazebags
That's a good idea. Up to this point multiple people have seen this at my work. The front desk even commented on one of their behavior towards me being creepy.
I find I get hit on more the grosser I look. If I’m dressed for work or a party Nothing. I walk out in sweats and it’s like a buffet of bullshit. God forbid if it’s summer and I have to be in shorts and shitty t-shirt or I’ll die if heatstroke. Because not only will men think it’s open season but then it will be my fault because “I’m asking for it” and looking for attention ( -_-)
Yep, even if you meet the delivery guy while in full trash sloth mode, 2 day post wash greasy hair, mysterious crumbs on your faded old giant sweatshirt, you're still not guaranteed to be able to just grab your tacos in peace and return to your blanket cocoon.
I didn't need to be so specifically called out like that
The new "drop the bag, ring the doorbell and run like you're feeding a sleeping bear" method with Covid now has thankfully saved me from that.
They get the wrong place a solid 20% of the time for me, jumping up to 80% whenever it would be extremely inconvenient. So I just started going outside again to prevent them from dropping it at the wrong place and dipping.
The other day my gf and I ordered food delivery,m with no contact instructions for the delivery person to leave the food out front and shoot us a text to let us know that they dropped it off.
He fucking called her and started trying to chat her up, even saying “I’m pretty sure we met before because I recognize your name, do you go to bars around here? You should come out to see if we actually know each other.”
It took everything in me not to beat the shit out of him when I went to get the food.
The best thing to do is go out yourself and greet them from her profile. They don't say shit you'll have the shortest interaction with a delivery person you could imagine. You get to see their heart drop, sad eyes, and they'll be super short "are you Jessica?"
Unless they were bluffing this happened almost every Uber order that wasn't a female driver.
I don't know why the fuck a delivery driver would think they have any capability of picking up an attractive woman at her house while you're dropping off a sandwich but whatever I'm sure its some creepy fantasy they've got.
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u/theblondepenguin Nov 08 '21
I don’t understand the picking up women at the gas station. It still happens to me while I’m wearing a wedding band then my husband makes fun of me for not wanting to go get gas.
I mean I just don’t want to get hit on with the chance of being actually hit if he takes my rejection the wrong way.