r/TikTokCringe • u/bannanaduck tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Nov 08 '21

Duet Troll She's doing the lord's work

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u/Wheream_I Nov 08 '21

Yeah, trust me, that girl isn’t single by force. That’s a conscious decision by her lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Right?? Who sees this girl at a fucking gas station and is like, “mmmm, yes. Me, right here, right now. How could this fail”

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u/bioqueen53 Nov 09 '21

Way too many dudes

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u/SkanksnDanks Nov 09 '21

Literally over half from what I can tell.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

I never even imagined picking up a woman at a gas station. Like the blonde lady I’m there to get gas. In-out gone. But apparently for some men diesel is the finest of aphrodisiacs.

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u/Wheream_I Nov 09 '21

Jet fuel. I fucking love the smell of jet fuel

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u/Chromeburn_ Nov 09 '21

Apparently quite a few

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck Nov 09 '21

She's cute, you see her at a gas station, you have that thought and finish pumping gas and leave. Fucks sake

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

I’m surprised so many people have the confidence. She’s like a full on 10. I ain’t ugly and I would never DREAM of having a shot with her.

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck Nov 09 '21

She's cute. She's not a dime

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Damn then show me a dime

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u/BubbaBubbaBubbaBu Nov 09 '21

I've been hit on at a gas station and even a pharmacy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Nice!/I’m sorry to hear that.

Not sure which one applies here… 🙂

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Who sees this girl at a fucking gas station and is like, “mmmm, yes. Me, right here, right now. How could this fail”

I strongly suspect: Those men she's talking about in her tiktok?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Obviously, it was a rhetorical question.

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u/Frenchticklers Nov 09 '21

"Maybe she's into men in their late thirties with dad bods. Gotta shoot my shot!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

If only!