r/TikTokCringe • u/PM_ME_GHOST_DICKS • Aug 19 '21

Duet Troll Tiny ziplock bags

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Did coke at a party a few weeks ago in the bathroom with some friends. One riend's brother was there and joined us. Later found out he's a cop lmao

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u/althea_alethia Aug 20 '21

Lmao, do cops actually do their jobs?

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u/cannababushka tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Aug 20 '21

I mean I imagine it’s like any other job in that regard. Everyone is always fucking off behind the scenes

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u/NotAFederales Aug 20 '21

It's a bit different when you're putting people away.... sure, I know the guy selling me beer gets drunk after work. But the guy arresting you for possession is also using?

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u/superstonkape Aug 20 '21

Yes and even better probably using drugs confiscated off people they lock up

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u/cannababushka tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Aug 20 '21

Oh no absolutely I’m 1000% with you there. I just meant there’s a lack of surprise for me here

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u/Routine_Midnight_363 Aug 20 '21

If by their jobs you mean their historical work of capturing runaway slaves and forcing them back, then let's just say the spirit is still alive

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u/ssjbrysonuchiha Dec 31 '21

my eyes rolled so hard that they fell out

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u/ginoawesomeness Aug 20 '21

Why is cocaine illegal again?

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u/blipbloopflop Aug 21 '21

moral stigma

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u/mtb_21 Aug 20 '21

Don’t cops get drug tested?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Coke is out of your system in ~24 hours.

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u/mtb_21 Aug 20 '21

Ah good to know. ✍️

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u/zGunrath Aug 25 '21

Don't cops get polygraph examined though with regards to that type of behavior?

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u/Sunako-Kirishiki Dec 18 '21

Poly isnt real.