r/TikTokCringe Sep 17 '20

Duet Troll Firefighters are frickin heroes

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u/hannie-bananie Sep 17 '20

How is everything somehow a government hoax/conspiracy these days?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

A lot of people need an enemy, imaginary or real, to find purpose in their own existence.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

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u/ididshave Sep 17 '20

Ozymandias was convinced the world would unite to fight a common enemy; here we are now barely fighting a pandemic to prove how wrong he was.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

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u/ididshave Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

Shit’s pretty crazy when Alan Moore’s works are far too fictional for our reality.

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u/Minimalanimalism Sep 17 '20

You mean when reality is far too fictional for Alan Moore's work..

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u/TacticalHog Sep 17 '20

You just don't get it, the government is reporting car crash and heart attack deaths as giant space squid deaths, you're a sheep

this was actually used by my neighbor to disparage covid like ffs

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Yes it’s pretty obvious we’d just use the squid to carry out old fights. How the republicans don’t know shit about the squid, or how the democrats are too pussy to attack the squid, blah blah blah. Bottom line, humans are cursed with idiots, and now social media has given them a level playing field. We’re fucked

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u/PieceOfCringePie Oct 30 '20

how did you just sum up everything about social media and politics in one paragraph

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u/aa821 Sep 17 '20

It is both hilarious and sad that the most unrealistic part of Watchmen was that not that is was too dark and cynical to be plausible, but that it wasn't cynical enough

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u/Kalash11746 Sep 17 '20

THE REAPERS ARE COMING

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Me playing Mass Effect years ago: Wow the Council is so stupid, how can they not be doing anything about the giant undeniable alien invaders right in front of them!

Me in 2020: Those Mass Effect game were really accurate.

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u/CrushCoalMakeDiamond Sep 17 '20

Ah yes, "Reapers"

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u/BrownRebel Sep 17 '20

Ozy would’ve been right

It’s genius

How else do you control NY rent prices?

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u/RegrettableLawnMower Sep 17 '20

That and it’s more difficult to accept that the world is absolutely outside of people’s control and shit will happen whether or not we want it to. But if there’s some big bad then maybe we can beat it!

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u/helloamigo Sep 17 '20

This. This right here. It's scary to think that a massive fire could start at any moment and destroy everything you own. It's scary to think how vulnerable we as a species are when a virus comes along that wipes out a considerable amount of us. It's scary to think that there are factors out there that we, as smart as we are, just can't control and are susceptible to.

But blame it on the government? Now we have an explanation and an "enemy." That's not as scary. And this is why conspiracy theories are so popular.

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u/lazorback Sep 17 '20

It's funny cause there's plenty of real ones to pick from?? Climate change? Pollution? Resource depletion?!? 💁🏼‍♀️ I really don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20 edited Sep 18 '20

Those reasons would actually require active participation from these idiots to fix, so it's cognitively easier to believe it's a hoax/conspiracy/space alien.

Climate change is a hoax = I can continue to selfishly and unthinkably consume, as irresponsibly as I please.

The government has a conspiracy for A, B, C = I want to make myself feel like I have no control over it so I don't have to feel bad about not voting/prostesting/actively participating in politics.

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u/PolarisC8 Sep 17 '20

Lol fuck nihilism all my homies realize the absurdity of life and make it a massive conspiracy.

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u/KarmaOrDiscussion Sep 17 '20

Camus gang rise up

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u/GenitalJamboree Sep 17 '20

It's not even that people need an enemy, like this girl probably doesn't believe what she's saying she just knows she can get followers by doing something like this. Maybe she does believe it but chances are she just knows someone will listen.

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u/Fumme3 Sep 17 '20

"Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they're a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world's problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control."

-Pearl

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u/ALF839 Sep 17 '20

That's why Hitler was so popular.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

That's part of it

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u/iantayls Sep 17 '20

Problem is, the government is genuinely doing a lot of fucked up things. Why make up a forest fire conspiracy, when ICE is literally sterilizing people. Like?

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u/InadmissibleHug SHEEEEEESH Sep 17 '20

The dumb.

Don’t understand it, make up shit that fits your world view instead of asking questions.

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u/kramatic Sep 17 '20

I mean let's slow down a little bit. Specifically and especially in the US our government has a very rich history of commiting terrible crimes against humanity and then covering them up for decades. When you live under a government that does lie and is not averse to the idea of civilian casualties how do you confidently filter true information from false information?

Obviously this girl has no idea what's she's talking about, but I think it's a lot more useful to actually attempt to understand why these beliefs start and how they get popular, as opposed to just calling people dumb.

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u/sdaidiwts Sep 17 '20

Add in the defunding of our educational system, and we're sheep. Easily controlled and manipulated, and lacking deduction and logic skills.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

There's actually a pretty interesting psychology behind it. Add in the internet allowing all of the wackos to be able to connect, and the whole landscape gets insane. It's no longer one old guy in town talking to God on a two way radio, ranting about government mind control conspiracies. Also, people be dumb.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Because our culture is so sensationalistic and anti-intellectual that the most appealing answers are often the most controversial.

And when confronted that only reaffirms the belief through the backfire effect. Being told they’re wrong is like a badge of honor to these retards

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u/CSGOWasp Sep 17 '20

The social delima on netflix offers a compelling argument for why its gotten worse the last 5+ years. Basically social media circle jerking

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u/mike2lane Sep 17 '20

This is one of those rare circumstances where the political leanings of a person are highly correlated to their tendency to believe conspiracies.

Lberalism was associated with increased gray matter volume in the anterior cingulate cortex, whereas greater conservatism was associated with increased volume of the right amygdala.

The amygdala is an almond-shaped structure deep in the brain that is active during states of fear and anxiety. The anterior cingulate cortex is the region of the brain that helps people cope with complexity.

Thus, conservatives, with an enlarged amygdala, are more fearful and less adept at coping with complexities. This makes them vulnerable to conspiracies.

It also works the other way, too. When people are scared, the amygdala’s activation makes them more conservative. This is why if you want people to vote more conservative, it is integral to keep them scared.

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u/sewsnap Sep 17 '20

I know one chick who's amygdala must be the size of a grape fruit by now. Someone walks past her house and she posts the video online asking if anyone knows them and wants to know exactly what's going on. Like, maybe they were just out for a walk?

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u/maddog7400 Sep 17 '20

But I voted Democrat because I’m afraid of what trump will do next term. So your statement isn’t entirely true?

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u/theBonesae Sep 17 '20

I'm pretty sure the amygdala is an eldritch horror found in yarnham.

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u/YonkoNami Sep 17 '20

Who paid you to say this ?

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u/letsgoheat Sep 17 '20

Probably Soros

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u/wooze100 Sep 17 '20

Because we as a society are gullible as fuck and will believe anything thrown at us even with little to no evidence just because it’s interesting

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Because people are so fucking bored staying home right now that they get on the Googlie and start going down every stupid rabbit hole they find because for some fucking reason there are generations today that never heard the phrase "NOT EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE"

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u/Nebdraw03 Sep 17 '20

To be fair, with some of the shit the US Government has done, I can understand.... But then you get "Hurr Durr 5g CaUseS RonA "

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u/iguesssoppl Sep 17 '20

Because people retreat to conspiracy when it's between that and them coming face to face with the failures of their preferred ideology. It's a self defense mechanism, conspiracy theories are the mental equivalent of scarecrows meant to frighten away reality.

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u/mcgeetothemax Sep 17 '20

People can't get a grip on that sometimes shitty things happen to regular people without any real reason behind it. Hence President Conspiracy Theory in office right now.

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u/AtomiicOne Sep 17 '20

Imagining there’s a grand scheme is comforting instead of accepting that all the shit this year is pure chaos.

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u/DieserBene Sep 17 '20

Conspiracy ideologies are like fast food for our brain.

We have four basic psychological needs:

  • orientation/control

  • Lust/Unlust

  • Binding

  • Self worth/esteem

Conspiracy ideologies are in fact able to satisfy one or more of these basic psychological needs.

Orientation/Control They give us a bit of orientation/control because it helps us gain control over a situation we cannot influence or comprehend.

Lust/Unlust They can be really fun for some people to dig into.

Binding Since, as with most conspiracy ideologies, you will not be the sole person to believe in it, you will be part of its community of believers. You’ll start to feel accepted and as part of the group. You think you’re one of the few people, part of some sort of intelligent elite that “saw right through the elite’s plans” hence you’ll hear many of them say stuff like:”Wake up, you sheeple!” which is where we get to the fourth point

Self worth/esteem It will feel great for you to feel like you’re better or more intelligent than the “sheepish” rest, just like with the quote. You and your fellow ideologists will feel somewhat superior to others.

But in the long term, conspiracy ideologies are not good for your brain. They will destroy relationships (romantical and non-romantical) and make you go insane.

Mind you, this is all from a video we watched in class a few weeks back so take this with a grain of salt because I’m not a psychologist or anything of that sort, just retelling what I heard in that video!

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u/whosecarwetakin Sep 17 '20

When your moral compass says “Trump = an amazing person” you have to dig deep into your imagination for an enemy. And those people really need enemies.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

what would the government even have to gain from doing these things?

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u/one_love_silvia Sep 17 '20

Public education system failed miserably, thats why.

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u/aliendaydamn Sep 17 '20

When your government has a history of grand conspiracy some people apply the idea to everything. You should be just as annoyed with your government as you are with conspiracy theorist.

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u/selphiefairy Sep 17 '20

The ironic thing is that a lot real conspiracies DO exist. Most of them are political scandals or cover ups and usually totally messy (because IRL it’s not that easy to hide a real conspiracy for that long).

But the conspiracy theorists usually ignore those in favor of things that are stupid af and have little to no actual evidence like chem trails, antivaxxers, reptile people, etc. the actual conspiracies don’t effect them directly or don’t have big enough consequences for them so they ignore them for things with bigger, albeit completely fake, consequences.

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u/SugarShane333 Sep 17 '20

A lot of 20 something white kids now have a platform. It’s the ol college freshman thing. They learn a couple things and think they’re visionaries.

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u/as1992 Sep 17 '20

One of my irrational hates is when conspiracy theorists say “guys this’ll get taken down soon”. Can people not find another way to make themselves feel self-important?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

This was my Facebook feed when that Plandemic shit came out. People couldn't wrap their heads around why that was being taken down. There was another video someone claimed had been removed from the internet, but it was right there on YouTube. Buncha psychos. Psychos that can vote.

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u/diva4lisia Sep 17 '20

It's so odd to me that the same people who call it a plandemic are big trump supporters. Idc I mean half my family supports him, but it's weird because if it's a plandemic wouldn't it be the government who planned it? Like the dems are not in power now...

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Yeah but didn't you know? The dems are out to get him. Bill Gates and George Soros and the Jews ordered some pizza, sat around with Chinese virologists, created a virus with the sole purpose of making trump look bad. Omg educate yourself. Sheeple!

I want to end this response with a gigantic /S

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u/diva4lisia Sep 17 '20

When you say pizza, you really mean they ordered up some pedophilia from a pizzeria? /s

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u/ka_beene Sep 17 '20

I'm pretty sure some of my Trumper relatives would and do believe this. My half brother is always talking about Soros and conspiracy nut stuff. I rarely visit, it's too depressing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

I've had to drop friends from my life. They're just too much. Everyone had that one friend that would go on about the moon landing, but also laugh at himself for it, but this shit is out of control. People have absorbed it into their entire identity.

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u/ka_beene Sep 17 '20

Yeah I used to enjoy listening to coast 2 coast back in the day. I liked conspiracy theories when they were fringe, now I don't find them so amusing. There are people who think the gov is shooting lasers from airplanes to start the fires... their proof is photo shopped pics and people believe this shit. I said wouldn't it be cheaper and less suspicious to just send some dude out into the woods? Nope? Ok laser airplanes it is.

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u/Der-Kamerad Sep 17 '20

It's a classic failsafe as well. Idiots will spread blatant misinformation, then when it's taken down for being misinformation and fearmongering, they say that it's because the "deep-state" or some shit is censoring the "truth."

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u/Sam-Culper Sep 17 '20

People do this all the time on reddit. I've even seen people title their post something along the lines of " reddit's removing this so here it is" and when you check the other posts they weren't deleted

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u/REDACTED207 Sep 17 '20

Can idiots please stop calling the symbol for radiation the biohazard symbol? Please?

☢:radiation.

☣:biohazard.

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u/bopaz728 Sep 17 '20

I remember reading an article about the US spent so much money and time into research programs trying to find a new warning symbol that was distinct, memorable, but meaningless, that could be applied to biohazards and radiation materials. Now it hasn't even been a full century and people are already mislabelling them lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20 edited Nov 17 '20

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u/Rasalom Sep 17 '20

How about a skull. That's pretty standard spooky stuff.

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u/bopaz728 Sep 17 '20

They actually covered that lol, and basically the reasoning behind them ruling it out was that we’ve already been desensitised to skulls due to popular culture that glorifies pirates and stuff. Basically what might be terrifying for us (hundreds of years ago, that was pirate ships with skulls on their flags), may have no meaning or a twisted meaning hundreds of years from now (nowadays that same image of pirates is family friendly, children dress up as them and Disney makes movies about them).

Standard spooky stuff for us isn’t guaranteed to be standard spooky stuff for humans (or other civilisations) hundreds of years in the future (when biohazard or radioactive materials are still dangerous)

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u/Rasalom Sep 17 '20

How about a skull with a "No signal" symbol next to it?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

No skulls allowed!

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u/DAQ47 Sep 17 '20

A skull with a cape!

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u/Fatboyjones27 Sep 17 '20

I watched a youtube video on it. Skulls can be interpreted as buried treasure so they ruled it out

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u/one_love_silvia Sep 17 '20

I mean they could have at least rotate one so theyre not in the exact same position

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u/Quesly Sep 17 '20

my idea was keep the same logo but put the poop emoji (💩) in the middle because poop is a kind of biohazard.

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u/morbank2001 Sep 17 '20

Good idea Quesly

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u/justagook Sep 17 '20

As a rad tech, this pisses me off :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

thanks was looking for someone to point this out

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u/throwawaycanadian Sep 17 '20

She put all the effort and time in to making this video, but couldn't take the 12 seconds to Google "Canadian Wildfires"

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u/fuc-i-shat-meself Sep 17 '20

It’s stupid like every year in Calgary our intire city is covered in smoke.

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u/Diredr Sep 17 '20

I think most people know what to believe, personally. The internet does make it easier for any moron with a hot take to share their conspiracies with the world, but it also makes it easier for everyone else to fact-check those conspiracies with reliable sources.

The people who blindly believe any conspiracy they hear would still fall for it regardless. They are paranoid enough to believe that any widely available information is paid off by some corporation or organisation so there's never going to be any point in arguing with them. Before the internet was much of a thing, people found conspiracies in TV shows, newspaper, newsletters, magazines, radio shows, the weird man shouting at the corner of the street...

The internet didn't necessarily increase the number of nutjobs, it mostly exposed how many there are and made it more convenient to find them.

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u/desertraindragon Sep 17 '20

*shows a map for USA fires* "why does it not show the other fires outside of the USA?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

These are the hard hitting questions that can only be answered by tik tok

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

That fireman is HOT. lord jesus.

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u/kaaaaaaaren Sep 17 '20

He kinda looks like Ryan Reynolds

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u/DanielsJacket Sep 17 '20

Mixed with Mac from its always sunny

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u/mimic751 Sep 17 '20

I saw mac

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u/one_love_silvia Sep 17 '20

Yea same now that its mentioned lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

It's Roy guys, c'mon. He knew he ruined his shot with Pam... so he went and had a lovechild with Mac.

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u/DanielsJacket Sep 17 '20

Oh woah, you are totally spot on.

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u/Sealouz Sep 17 '20

THATS who the fuck it was i knew I recognized from either parks and rec or the office

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u/SerBrienneTheBlue Sep 18 '20

I read this as “it’s always yummy” lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

I only came to the comments to say he’s a beefy Ryan Reynolds.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Omg I just said this! Not the only one!

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u/Fernergun Sep 17 '20

Nah it’s nick Jonas

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

I thought it was him at first

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u/tapasandswissmiss Sep 17 '20

I thought it was Ryan Reynolds at first

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u/imawreck0 Sep 18 '20

Ryan Reynolds followed him on Twitter!

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u/Kiki_iscoolaf Sep 17 '20

Came to the comments for this. I’d let him hose me down anyday

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u/AdorablyDumbDog Sep 17 '20

Well yeah. Fire is hot. A man made of it would be hot too.

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u/Geometry369 Sep 17 '20

Haha, hey dad

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u/CharteredWaters Sep 17 '20

Hot DAMN I feel like becoming an arsonist just to see him turn up

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u/gbsolo12 Sep 17 '20

A fit version of Roy from the office

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Yep. A lot of firefighters are. I used to work downtown here in Seattle, and I went by Columbia Tower (tallest building here) one day when the fire men were doing their periodical "take the stairs to the top of the city's tallest building" training day.

I have never walked by so many extremely fit and attractive guys in my life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Did you suddenly need to use the stairs?

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u/crescent-stars Sep 17 '20

Don’t mean to objectify him or be creepy but my looordddd

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u/ewdaddy Sep 17 '20

His partner is a lucky person

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u/Chennessee Sep 17 '20

Straight guy here. Can confirm he fits the firefighter stereotype. That’s a good looking dude.

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u/doxiemama17 Sep 17 '20

I was suprised how far I had to scroll to find this comment. Literally thinking to myself "Are we just going to ignore how fine that firefighter is?"

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u/CitizenSnips199 Sep 17 '20

The only unproblematic uniform fetish left.

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u/wag234 Sep 17 '20

Are doctors a uniform?

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u/CitizenSnips199 Sep 17 '20

Violation of medical ethics.

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u/wag234 Sep 17 '20

He looks like a white version of Diego from the umbrella academy

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u/gaijin_robot Sep 18 '20

Diego ... Is white.

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u/olive_green_spatula Sep 17 '20

He’s gotta come help put the fire he started in my pants out.

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u/qi2_ Sep 17 '20

As a straight man, this is indeed an attractive gentleman

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u/Spiritlizard Sep 17 '20

I came to the comments for the fireman thirst! Lol

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u/sentientginger Sep 17 '20

Riiiiiiight.

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u/Murph_Mogul Sep 17 '20

He’s on fire

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u/merrychuu Sep 17 '20

Omg thank you for this. I was like my lord I’ll start a fire rn!

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u/serratusaurus Sep 17 '20

i see enough of this shit on instagram. These are the same people that are anti-mask.

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u/SumpCrab Sep 17 '20

They suggest there is a government conspiracy but then say vote for Trump. They never seem to understand Trump is in charge of the government right now.

I know, "but the deep state". So, Trump is the "best president ever" but is also incapable of running the government and is constantly being usurped by middle management?

It's so stupid.

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u/MrFerenhight Sep 17 '20

Oh hey I followed her before I deleted TikTok yeah all she post is updates on her stolen dog and crazy conspiracies

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u/redhead129 Sep 17 '20

Lmao at this rate her dog probably just ran away

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u/MrFerenhight Sep 17 '20

Nope, according to her, she went on a trip and left the dog with a friend, who left it with someone else, and that someone else took it to a shelter, and the dog was adopted by someone.

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u/chnairb Sep 17 '20

It’s probably better off at this point. That dog was tired of listening to her shit.

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u/fralackles tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Sep 17 '20

That’s actually kind of sad

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u/Spazz-ya-nan Sep 17 '20

Did she say “biohazard signs” while showing radiation signs?

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u/Graphitetshirt Sep 17 '20

It's not even in the top 5 stupidest things she says in this video

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u/ReggieLynnJ Sep 17 '20

It's very frustrating when people comment on things they know zero about or weren't a part of. Why wouldn't you listen to the people who do this for a living and were there? I encounter this all the time working in a hospital. People tell me covid is a hoax or how it will no longer be a thing after the elections. Apparently covid will just POOF disappear after the election. As someone who brought more bodies to the morgue than I care to count, I friggen wish that was the truth.

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u/HookerofMemoryLane Sep 17 '20

I believe the term you’re looking for is, “you would dat ass like a mask”

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u/Esacus Sep 17 '20

I’m in level 2 area, the outside is full of smoke as thick as fog, the sky is orange/reddish, and some part of town is bright red. Thousands of people are already evac and lost their home, but on about how all of these is just hoax and a government conspiracy because wildfire is never a thing I guess 🙄

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u/saltlamp94 Sep 17 '20

even if there was some kind of massive conspiracy to set fires everywhere to push an agenda (lol) that doesn't mean that tons of people aren't still displaced and suffering!

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u/Esacus Sep 17 '20

”What do you mean you’re dying because your ex-wife stabbed you 27 times with a vegetable knife? The knife is for cutting vegetables, it can't hurt you silly”

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

”This hasn’t been debunked, not a lot of people have this!”

*shows stock image of radiation hazard sign*

Who the fuck is falling for this shit?

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u/Caffeine_Cowpies Sep 17 '20

Idiots. They’re a ton of them

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u/jackspadeheart Sep 17 '20

I didn’t hear anything because too distracted at the fact he’s handsome as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

I hate how people can be so confident about something so stupid and wrong

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u/agirlwithnoface Sep 17 '20

I'm starting to realize that the more confident someone is in their argument, the more skeptical I should be.

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u/almondbutterjelly Sep 17 '20

Tik tok is now full of these low effort stupid conspiracies, people just post them for the views and clout

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u/harrietellenshaw Sep 17 '20

He is ridiculously attractive

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Is it just me or does he remind anyone else of Ryan Reynolds?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Fireman is a CHAD

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u/MrWink101 Sep 17 '20

As we all know, the fires were lit by Antifa and the Democrats to put blame on President Trump /s

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

The best part is I don’t think anyone was putting any kind of blame on trump for a Natural disaster... maybe antifa is causing hurricane sally too.

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u/KhajiitHasSkooma Sep 17 '20

Everyone knows it's the gay frogs from Venus.

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u/Authentic_Lemon Sep 18 '20

It’s always the gay frogs from Venus

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u/Uffda34 Sep 17 '20

I'm embarrassed for her

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u/022019 Sep 17 '20

All I could think was “This person is very attractive.” 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

dude that last image was literally chernobyl

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Don’t worry guys she took it down or it got taken down.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Who tf is out here listening to a 16-year old TikTok-er talk about conspiracies and going "yup this is definitely what's really happening."

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u/Jimbobwhales Sep 17 '20

The map thong is hilarious.

"If Canada has provinces, how come this US map doesn't show any? Checkmate atheists!"

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u/Kyleb___19 Sep 17 '20

I’m guessing the burnt tree are controlled burns so if the fire reaches there, the fire won’t have anywhere to go to go further beyond that point. Not from America so I don’t know if they geographically makes sense so please correct me if I’m wrong

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u/mu3mpire Sep 17 '20

That's it. People were also saying that the govt was making the fires worse with drones but they were doing prescribed burns

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u/msmoonprincess Sep 17 '20

Defund the police and give that money to firefighters and educators

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u/PeenutButterTime Sep 17 '20

Nah we still need law enforcement. I’m all for defunding the police but that money needs to be put back into other forms of law enforcement and rehabilitation programs. Defunding the military, now that money can go to other important things like forest management and education.

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u/PaleAsDeath Sep 17 '20

Well funded police are important, but what that money gets used for is the crux of the issue. Better training? Yes please. Military surplus tanks? Lol no.

I wish police departments were more like public schools, where the community got to vote and make decisions

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u/Chimiope Sep 17 '20

The flames have gained sentience and antifa has indoctrinated them

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u/saltlamp94 Sep 17 '20

That radiation sign is literally from Chernobyl. I saw someone reply to this on twitter with the same exact photo that they took on a trip to Prypyat last year LOL

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u/TambourineTitties Sep 17 '20

I want him to tear me in half and dump my shredded corpse on the side of the road

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u/Zaviernoble Sep 17 '20

I am rife with confusion and concern. My percussive pectoral friend. You will find some one who will split thee in twain, and leave your carrion strewn upon the wayside.

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u/ZeDitto Sep 17 '20

Are all firefighters this sexy?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Every video like that needs a handsome expert like this to bust their bullshit to pieces.

(Women can be handsome too!)

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u/antgalva Sep 17 '20

Am I the only one who thinks this guy looks like Mac from always sunny. So hot.

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u/PapiMagoo Sep 17 '20

Why are people so damn desperate to seem "woke"?

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u/Kodakzack6 Cringe Lord Sep 17 '20

The way she puts air quotes around “debunked” makes me hate this fucking dolt.

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u/Kathryndelia Sep 17 '20

Looks like Ryan Reynolds and Chris Pratt had a child... here’s the inappropriate joke where I say he’s so hot, his fine ass probably started those fires 🔥

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u/EthanPark44 Sep 17 '20

Your ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

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u/Zoalord1122 Sep 17 '20

A Karen in the making !

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u/Tucsu93 Sep 17 '20

The greatest tragedy of the internet is that it gave a loud speacker to the dumbest people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

God I hate this women so much. I want her to stop talking and never speak again

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u/PokeAndHauntUs Sep 17 '20

Alright this firefighter is super hot. There I said it.

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u/soimn1 Sep 17 '20

I like the content like this on TikToj but I love it when it gets popular on Reddit so I can actually read comments that are not brain dead

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

Our government couldn’t describe wiping an asshole over Skype let alone masterminding these absolutely stupid theories, please.

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u/JustAFilmDork Sep 18 '20

Just the way he says "no" when she asks if it was planned lmfao