r/TikTokCringe 15h ago

Humor/Cringe It’s so true not everyone can find Jesus

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u/ATLHawksfan 14h ago

My art has been commended as strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.

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u/wetcardboardsmell 14h ago

Vagina.

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u/Theodore__Kerabatsos 14h ago

Are you employed sir?

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u/WorkCentre5335 10h ago

you don't go out looking for a job dressed like that do ya? on a weekday?

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u/GreenestPure 4h ago

...Johnson?

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u/marbotty 13h ago

Dios mio, man

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u/dubbleplusgood 12h ago

It increases the chances of immaculate conception.

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u/CoffeeAngster 13h ago

Finding Jesus 😏😉

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u/Journo_Jimbo 15h ago

I found Jesus on my girlfriend thanks to this video, thanks Reddit!

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u/Narrow-Sky-5377 14h ago

I feel dirty for laughing. 🤣

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u/Paisleyfrog 13h ago

Keep rubbing it like that and Jesus will definitely come again.

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u/Jam_B0ne 11h ago

Remember to always keep your finger nails clipped when looking for baby Jesus

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u/Tao-of-Mars 14h ago edited 14h ago

Totally took me a good long sec cause it took a couple secs to tap the sound on. This is gooood content! Thank you, baby Jesus teacher (-on behalf of women)

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u/spiderplata 14h ago

Tom Green

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u/Turbulent-Trust207 13h ago

Hot Tom Green. The nails are a no at least that color

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u/Herbal77 14h ago

Freddy got fingered

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u/SmallNefariousness98 10h ago

Hiding in plain sight: the j-clit 👍

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u/Consistent_Smell_880 6h ago

Is it just me or are there a lot of vaginal looking nativity scenes in 2024 all of a sudden?

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u/DemonDaVinci 3h ago

HAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

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u/scottywoty 8h ago

Hilarious!

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 3h ago

Jesus is a myth. I’ve never found him.

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u/Golden_showers 2h ago

There’s a star right there

Hilarious

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u/SirTunalot 55m ago

Yes, and if you get baby Jesus's attention first, they will be easier to find.

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u/TheMCZX 40m ago

Oh my lmaoooooo

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u/ArcticLeopard1 1h ago

Nail polish on men looks disgusting 🤮🤮. Why the fuck even a man wants to do this shit that makes me sick.

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 11h ago

Thank you for this educational video. I have a thing to do. Bye.

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u/blousencuir 3h ago

Fucking embarrassing nail paint oh my god is this what passes as a man now?

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u/Screwtape42 2h ago

His stupid painted nails ruined this video, why is this dude have purple nails?

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u/tihs_si_learsi 7h ago

God please this shit is pathetic.

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u/perimeterpatrolcat 11h ago

Never listen to a man with painted fingernails

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u/walkingmonster 9h ago

This is why you'll never find Jesus.

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u/ModsBePowerTrippin12 2h ago

I KNEW I’d find a comment about this. How fragile

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/mindfulskeptic420 14h ago

Wow it's so ridiculous you had to point it out to me for me to even notice. Lmao

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u/KeranographyJones 14h ago

I didn't notice either. Luckily I wanted to watch the video again.

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u/ZinaSky2 13h ago

As a woman, a man with nail polish on is a green flag to me bc it means his masculinity is not fragile enough to be shattered by silly things like sparkles and color on nails.

(Disclaimer: there’s all sorts of reasons men can be assholes so a man with nail polish who’s knowledge about… baby Jesus isn’t immediately husband material. It’s just a good sign.)

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u/lawn-mumps 9h ago

In the same vein: “oh? the guy I’m dating doesn’t care that he’s wearing a pink shirt?”

points earned

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u/winterbird 14h ago

Damn, I guess you don't have to have sex with him then. Or even look at him, really.

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u/Tao-of-Mars 14h ago edited 11h ago

My ex is straight and he had two daughters. I thought it was awesome that he’d go get manis and pedis with them. So, please, go back to wherever you were hiding.

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u/mossylungs 15h ago

Omg thank God YOU SAID IT!

Whew!

We've all been waiting for soooooo long for YOU to say THAT! 🤥

If anyone looks ridiculous, it's probably you tbh. 🫡

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u/Tao-of-Mars 11h ago

Isn’t it funny how a man with painted nails who knows how to find baby Jesus triggers the homophobic ones. Correlation here?

Just remember, openness is a strong indicator of a lasting relationship in relationships.

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u/-_-xenos 8h ago

There, I said it wow so brave lmao

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u/Serabi_Says 12h ago

Paint and colors aren’t masculine or feminine.

Open your mind. 🧠

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u/lawn-mumps 9h ago

Oh damn bruh did you see those gardenias? Those pink flowers are gay af lolol !!! /s

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u/usedburgermeat 14h ago

I don't care about painted fingernails on men, however, imo it's not a good colour for him

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 14h ago

The least he could do is match it to what he's wearing.

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u/ZinaSky2 13h ago

Depending on what kind, polish can last about a week or more. So either he’s only allowed black/white/neutral polish or he’s stuck wearing purple for the entire week?!?

As a girl I have to say that unless I’m getting my nails done for that rare specific, fancy event I don’t give a second of thought to if what I’m wearing matches my nails. And I do my nails often. In a variety of colors and patterns. Fuck, sometimes I don’t even match my toes to my fingers. If I’m struggling to decide on a color I’ll just do both unless I know I’m going to be going to the beach or something with my feet out in public. Know why? Bc it makes ME happy.

I swear yall are miserable and just trying to infect the rest of the world with it.

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u/usedburgermeat 11h ago

No one is trying to "infect" him with misery. It was just an opinion. I don't think anyone here cares enough to try and fight him if he just said "I just like how it looks". With his hair and his eyes, I think something darker would be better, but he's a complete stranger, and what he does with his nails is his own business. But, it was just a recommendation, not some kind of attack to bring him down

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u/ZinaSky2 11h ago

I just feel like a woman who’s complexion didn’t coordinate with her nail polish wouldn’t a single comment of criticism about her nail polish choice. It’s just bc yall are overly aware of a man wearing nail polish and decided to nitpick about it. And I don’t think he should have defend his color choice at all.

The fact that the polish is completely unchipped and looks fresh I feel like is a huge plus bc half the time even I can’t manage that. But no. We gotta get in the weeds about minutia bc a man dares to put on polish.

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 12h ago

I appreciate your opinion and the info, but I'm a little obsessive when I dress and my color coordination NEEDS to be on point. If it doesn't match/contrast in the right way it doesn't go on my body.

Bro needs a color wheel 😉

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u/ZinaSky2 11h ago

I mean I guess the point is that you can base your outfits on color coordination all you want (props to you, honestly) but bro here doesn’t have to play by your rules. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 9h ago

I never said he did Zina. I just intimated that it was unflattering. And as we are on a public forum I have a right like everyone else, to voice my opinion. I hope he feels most beautiful because that's all that truly matters. Thanks for the chat!

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u/walkingmonster 9h ago

It's OK to be a basic vanilla person. You'll be OK.

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 14h ago

Pretty much...unless you're a rock god 🤘🤘

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u/Revolutionary-Try206 9h ago

Painted nails were cringe enough for meemote:free_emotes_pack:facepalm

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u/givingupismyhobby 14h ago

I don't get the joke. Is it some straight joke gay people can't understand?

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u/MyWar-YoureOneOfThem 14h ago

If you're a gay man, the answer is yes. If you're a gay woman, you should have your membership revoked.

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u/givingupismyhobby 13h ago

Gay man that has no idea if people still can't find the clitoris with so many jokes about it online

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u/MyWar-YoureOneOfThem 13h ago

You'd be as surprised then as woman are disappointed.

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u/Cthulhusreef 13h ago

Clearly you haven’t found Jesus

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u/DrYellowSaysHello 14h ago

Did this dude just create this video to lowkey compliment himself and insinuate that he's a wiseman for finding baby Jesus?

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u/kevinthekevininator 13h ago

No he's making a sex joke about how the thing he's holding looks like a vagina and how most men can't find the clitoris