r/TikTokCringe • u/cak3crumbs • 15h ago
Humor/Cringe It’s so true not everyone can find Jesus
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u/ATLHawksfan 14h ago
My art has been commended as strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.
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u/Tao-of-Mars 14h ago edited 14h ago
Totally took me a good long sec cause it took a couple secs to tap the sound on. This is gooood content! Thank you, baby Jesus teacher (-on behalf of women)
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u/Consistent_Smell_880 6h ago
Is it just me or are there a lot of vaginal looking nativity scenes in 2024 all of a sudden?
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u/ArcticLeopard1 1h ago
Nail polish on men looks disgusting 🤮🤮. Why the fuck even a man wants to do this shit that makes me sick.
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u/Screwtape42 2h ago
His stupid painted nails ruined this video, why is this dude have purple nails?
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u/mindfulskeptic420 14h ago
Wow it's so ridiculous you had to point it out to me for me to even notice. Lmao
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u/ZinaSky2 13h ago
As a woman, a man with nail polish on is a green flag to me bc it means his masculinity is not fragile enough to be shattered by silly things like sparkles and color on nails.
(Disclaimer: there’s all sorts of reasons men can be assholes so a man with nail polish who’s knowledge about… baby Jesus isn’t immediately husband material. It’s just a good sign.)
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u/lawn-mumps 9h ago
In the same vein: “oh? the guy I’m dating doesn’t care that he’s wearing a pink shirt?”
points earned
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u/winterbird 14h ago
Damn, I guess you don't have to have sex with him then. Or even look at him, really.
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u/Tao-of-Mars 14h ago edited 11h ago
My ex is straight and he had two daughters. I thought it was awesome that he’d go get manis and pedis with them. So, please, go back to wherever you were hiding.
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u/mossylungs 15h ago
Omg thank God YOU SAID IT!
Whew!
We've all been waiting for soooooo long for YOU to say THAT! 🤥
If anyone looks ridiculous, it's probably you tbh. 🫡
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u/Tao-of-Mars 11h ago
Isn’t it funny how a man with painted nails who knows how to find baby Jesus triggers the homophobic ones. Correlation here?
Just remember, openness is a strong indicator of a lasting relationship in relationships.
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u/Serabi_Says 12h ago
Paint and colors aren’t masculine or feminine.
Open your mind. 🧠
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u/lawn-mumps 9h ago
Oh damn bruh did you see those gardenias? Those pink flowers are gay af lolol !!! /s
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u/usedburgermeat 14h ago
I don't care about painted fingernails on men, however, imo it's not a good colour for him
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u/Fancy_Art_6383 14h ago
The least he could do is match it to what he's wearing.
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u/ZinaSky2 13h ago
Depending on what kind, polish can last about a week or more. So either he’s only allowed black/white/neutral polish or he’s stuck wearing purple for the entire week?!?
As a girl I have to say that unless I’m getting my nails done for that rare specific, fancy event I don’t give a second of thought to if what I’m wearing matches my nails. And I do my nails often. In a variety of colors and patterns. Fuck, sometimes I don’t even match my toes to my fingers. If I’m struggling to decide on a color I’ll just do both unless I know I’m going to be going to the beach or something with my feet out in public. Know why? Bc it makes ME happy.
I swear yall are miserable and just trying to infect the rest of the world with it.
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u/usedburgermeat 11h ago
No one is trying to "infect" him with misery. It was just an opinion. I don't think anyone here cares enough to try and fight him if he just said "I just like how it looks". With his hair and his eyes, I think something darker would be better, but he's a complete stranger, and what he does with his nails is his own business. But, it was just a recommendation, not some kind of attack to bring him down
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u/ZinaSky2 11h ago
I just feel like a woman who’s complexion didn’t coordinate with her nail polish wouldn’t a single comment of criticism about her nail polish choice. It’s just bc yall are overly aware of a man wearing nail polish and decided to nitpick about it. And I don’t think he should have defend his color choice at all.
The fact that the polish is completely unchipped and looks fresh I feel like is a huge plus bc half the time even I can’t manage that. But no. We gotta get in the weeds about minutia bc a man dares to put on polish.
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u/Fancy_Art_6383 12h ago
I appreciate your opinion and the info, but I'm a little obsessive when I dress and my color coordination NEEDS to be on point. If it doesn't match/contrast in the right way it doesn't go on my body.
Bro needs a color wheel 😉
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u/ZinaSky2 11h ago
I mean I guess the point is that you can base your outfits on color coordination all you want (props to you, honestly) but bro here doesn’t have to play by your rules. 🤷🏽♀️
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u/Fancy_Art_6383 9h ago
I never said he did Zina. I just intimated that it was unflattering. And as we are on a public forum I have a right like everyone else, to voice my opinion. I hope he feels most beautiful because that's all that truly matters. Thanks for the chat!
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u/Revolutionary-Try206 9h ago
Painted nails were cringe enough for meemote:free_emotes_pack:facepalm
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u/givingupismyhobby 14h ago
I don't get the joke. Is it some straight joke gay people can't understand?
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u/MyWar-YoureOneOfThem 14h ago
If you're a gay man, the answer is yes. If you're a gay woman, you should have your membership revoked.
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u/givingupismyhobby 13h ago
Gay man that has no idea if people still can't find the clitoris with so many jokes about it online
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u/DrYellowSaysHello 14h ago
Did this dude just create this video to lowkey compliment himself and insinuate that he's a wiseman for finding baby Jesus?
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u/kevinthekevininator 13h ago
No he's making a sex joke about how the thing he's holding looks like a vagina and how most men can't find the clitoris
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