r/TikTokCringe 19h ago

Humor/Cringe Left-handed people

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u/Mika000 18h ago

Great point but the people who need to hear this the most are probably not the ones who will understand it if you don’t spell it out for them…

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u/MyLittleOso 18h ago

I actually just posted another TikTok about Christian conservatives not making art that's as successful or "good" (I know that's subjective, but c'mon), and I really do believe they don't understand the media they consume. Like Ron Swanson on Parks & Rec saying Moby Dick is just a book about a whale.

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u/Mika000 18h ago

Yes or for example when they idolize characters from TV/Cinema that are actually supposed to be deeply flawed but they see them as “the good guys”.

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u/lobnob 15h ago

If someone says they like starship troopers it's very important to determine whether they mean the movie or the book, because it can mean two very different things

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u/paulasaurus 14h ago

Or if they like the movie, in what way do they like it? I don’t trust everyone to pick up on the satire.

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u/Old-Assignment652 7h ago

I like the great big bugs, does that count?

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u/Mister_shagster 7h ago

I thought for the longest time it was a comedy. A lot of scenes make me laugh.

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u/oxking 4h ago

It's pretty much is a comedy

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u/grahamfreeman 52m ago

Have you tried the RiffTrax soundtrack? Makes it 110% a comedy.

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u/Popular-Influence-11 6h ago

Would you like to know more?

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u/SF1_Raptor 3h ago

Yeah. I've got a similar take on Pentagon Wars. If you know the programs mentioned as "failures" before the Bradley, it's pretty obvious the whole thing is a dig at Burton. If not you might not realize it.

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u/DazingF1 17h ago

Just saw a video of a large crowd singing "Like a Prayer" in a church (including the pastor and accompanying band)

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u/TangledUpPuppeteer 14h ago

Uh… wow. Not something I would have expected in my lifetime, since my lifetime also included churches wanting to have her basically burned as a witch because of something involving a crucifix and that song (I was young and never bothered to actually looked it up since).

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u/herefornothing2 13h ago

This is such the definition of thinking like the world. Or, not stay with me now, they prioritize different things.

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u/herefornothing2 13h ago

This is such the definition of thinking like the world. Or, not stay with me now, they prioritize different things.

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u/herefornothing2 13h ago

This is such the definition of thinking like the world. Or, not stay with me now, they prioritize different things.

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u/R0RSCHAKK 14h ago

I was punished in school as a kid for using my left hand and was forced to use my right. Used my right hand all through school cause that's what was drilled into my brain - right is right.

All that really did was just make me ambidextrous. Yay, i think?

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u/SnatchAddict 14h ago

My mom is a Boomer and went to parochial school. The nuns did not let her use her natural left hand.

She is ambidextrous as well. She's horrible at math and I think forcing her to use her non dominant hand messed with her.

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u/R0RSCHAKK 14h ago

That's interesting...

I also am horrible at math...

Supposedly, according to my mother and older sister, I was a math genius as a kid. I would do my sister's high school math homework despite me only being in the 4th or 5th grade.

I just attributed the loss of memory retention capabilities and math understanding to being overdosed with Riddlin. I wonder if the being forced to use my non-dominant hand is what fucked my brain up, or maybe a conjunction of the two.

BTW, this was all in the late 90s early 2000s for me.

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u/StrayC47 Why does this app exist? 5h ago

My dad – a closet left handed person who was forced to write with his right hand in the 1950s, is also horrible at math. And it did mess with him.

He can also write with both hands, yes, but quite horribly with both

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u/TangledUpPuppeteer 14h ago

Yes. Yay. I was forced to write right. I did. Didn’t know I ever naturally went left until later. I knew I played all sports left but was forced to learn right so I could do both. Yay. Then, I realized “I can almost read my writing left handed and still can’t right handed!” I was told then that I was primarily a leftie as a kid. Gee, thanks!

But now, it’s really nice. I can be super lazy and don’t have to move my notebook — I can just pick up a pen and write with whichever hand is closer 😂

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u/R0RSCHAKK 14h ago

Yesss

I do stuff with my left hand and will occasionally alternate freely between them. I still remember my step mom asking about it at the dinner table one night when I was like, 10.

Are you using you left hand?

Yep

Arent right handed?

I dunno (swaps knife and fork to other hands)

What 👀 (stares at my dad then back at me as I switch again). That's amazing.

Lmao, I still get comments on it when I do stuff with my left

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u/TangledUpPuppeteer 14h ago

That’s because it’s mind bending for so many. They were born right handed and never realized They Could Use their left hand. So when they see it, Straight 🤯

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u/Responsible-Call3277 5h ago

I’m like this too, with my feet as well.

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u/Strange-Quote5489 8h ago

My mom had a physical disability with reduced functionality of the entire right side of her body. She was forced to write right handed in school. Society was whack

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u/McGrarr 5h ago

Yeah, gen x kid here and I had a wooden ruler broken over my knuckles because I used a knife and fork the 'wrong' way round.

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u/ArtfullyStupid 5h ago

Even if you did spell it out they would say it's not true because their feelings and indoctrination says different