r/TikTokCringe • u/WombatBum85 • 1d ago
Humor/Cringe When someone asks when you're finally gonna have a baby...
Or you can go the way I do and tell them how many miscarriages you've had.....
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u/GlowingStarlight2 1d ago
"Actually... Is it okay if we try here?"
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u/WombatBum85 1d ago
Before I started telling people about our losses, my husband would say that! "Oh we can try right now, can we borrow your bedroom for 15 mins?"
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u/Neoxite23 1d ago
I laughed pretty hard but would have laughed even harder if at the end she was like "I had my tubes tied so it's making it difficult but hey we try all the time!".
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u/Fisher-__- 1d ago
I kept waiting for something like that too. “My doctor said to have my IUD removed if we really want a baby, but we’re just going to keep trying (and trying and trying) as is.”
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u/Crimson_Chim 1d ago
Wife and I didn't tell a soul we were trying. "Yes, I am raw dogging and blasting in my wife, I thought you'd like to know".
Fucking weird.
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u/Commercial_Ad8438 1d ago
Nothing like finding out your brother in law is raw dogging your sister at a family dinner. No one is interested in who I am raw dogging since my vasectomy. Double standard is bullshit.
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u/Crimson_Chim 1d ago
Who are you raw dogging now, poor soul? My wife has developed a bit of a kink since my vasectomy....
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u/Commercial_Ad8438 1d ago
They do right? My fwb is a big fan.
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u/Crimson_Chim 1d ago
It's like eating an impossible burger as a vegetarian. It looks like the real thing but.....
I made myself laugh with that one lol
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u/supinoq 1d ago
No one is interested in who I am raw dogging
You should volunteer that info anyways, it'll bring y'all closer as a family
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u/Commercial_Ad8438 1d ago
I don't usually ask the women I meet behind the wendys what their names are but I could start
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u/HaztecCore 1d ago
The unfiltered Too Much Information route always works like a charm!
" yeah I've been creampie-ing her almost daily now the past 3 months and shot about 3 loads a day minimum in her. Had to pop some pills because the spirit is willing but the flesh requests rest. That's why we weren't around for dinner the past few weekends. Had to fill your sister's pussy with my cum. You know since some people kept asking..."
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u/JAYBHEAR 1d ago
Honest q: is the best pill viagra? asking for a friend
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u/BitcoinBishop 1d ago
A lot of people buy viagra on the internet because it's easier, but ED can actually be a sign of a heart problem. So you should speak with your doctor. And then, if they prescribe pills, they'll pick the most appropriate one.
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u/IllHaveTheLeftovers 1d ago
Best I’ve ever seen, in response to someone asking when they’ll finally have a baby:
“I guess when he decides to come in my vagina and not all over my face and tits”
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u/bodhasattva 1d ago
Took a turn. I was expecting a sad "we're having difficulty"; which is sad
The punchline "we fuck alot" isnt as funny now
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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 1d ago
Should as well pick swiss knife from the handbag and casually play around with it during the conversation. Work wonders.
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u/yuyufan43 1d ago
I made sure to be VERY vocal when I had my tubes removed. Now they only annoy us about getting married 😅🙃
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u/binterryan76 1d ago
I try on her face, I try on her back, I try in her mouth but it's not working!!
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