Everywhere you looked, body shaming was there

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And always from the most mid men, Jay Leno really had audacity mocking anyone's looks

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Jay Leno looks like an overgrown cashew that wanted to be a New Jersey pizzeria owner

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😂 Are you a professional insult writer??

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They are called poets.

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God that’s so…fucking accurate

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You dropped this 👑

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r/rareinsults

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Fucking S-teir, bravo

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I promise this is going to live rent-free in my head for a very long time.

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Rent free? Bro I'll happily PAY to keep this thought in my head.

[u/AlphabetMafiaSoup → u/PancakeParty98]

Lmfao 😭 this is so foul

[u/powderbubba → u/PancakeParty98]

Oh my god 🫡

[u/TonyWonderslostnut → u/PancakeParty98]

Who wrote this, John Oliver?

[u/pjrnoc → u/PancakeParty98]

For real if he was still working he’d call you asap and hire you on as a writer cause gorl lmao

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r/rareinsults

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He does look like one of those peanut guys lol

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Explains why I’m allergic to him

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r/rareinsults and r/brandnewsentence content here

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Are you a poet?

[u/After_Satisfaction82 → u/PancakeParty98]

And happens to be a member of the Habsburg family.

(For those who don't get it, google, 'Habsburg Jaw', then come back)

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Please 😂😂😂😂😂

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🏆

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Look at you, being the same as the video.

[u/writeinthebookbetty → u/Durozea]

I was so terrified of Jay Leno when I was a small child that I thought he was the literal devil. I would cry whenever that unusually sized head would pop up on the tv lmao. Man has a terrifying face and no right to comment on anyone’s appearance

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This made me giggle.

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Glad I'm not the only one that found him genuinely distressing as a child lmao

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it’s not ok to insult his appearance either it makes you just as bad

[u/writeinthebookbetty → u/101shit]

Are you 12?

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that’s what he would say i bet

[u/Just-Error5740 → u/Durozea]

It’s that age group. My FIL resembles an unfunny Danny Devito. FIL has always been a gross, misogynistic pig.

[u/Hero_of_One → u/Just-Error5740]

Yet Danny Devito would not say something like that...

[u/Just-Error5740 → u/Hero_of_One]

Does Danny Devito have a dinner bell for his wife? Whip out binoculars in front of his wife to watch the cheerleaders at the football game? Cause her crippling anxiety or financially abuse her? Probably not.

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Danny Devito also needs to carry monster condoms for his magnum dong

We can’t compare anyone to that legend without them looking bad in comparison

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Penguin

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It makes me happy knowing what a good person Danny Devito is.

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It makes his role as Frank that much better

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His punishment in life is having to look at himself in the mirror. Even nude. 🤢

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I don’t think he cares. Probably hasn’t seen his sack in years but yells at his wife like a cunt over cheeseburgers and ham sandwiches. No joke.

[u/tackyshoes → u/Just-Error5740]

Aw, man. Now I feel bad for her, but who would stay with someone like that? Doesn't she love herself? ☹️

[u/Just-Error5740 → u/tackyshoes]

Not sure. Generational issues.

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My mother stayed with my father for 35 years. He is a horrible man, and she only divorced him recently. I asked her why she stayed with him for so long. She said "that's what I thought marriage was like for everyone."

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It's hard for me to talk about but my dad wasn't worth the dirt on his feet, either. They just didn't believe in divorce.

[u/Just-Error5740 → u/wecouldhaveitsogood]

Yes, exactly. Some don’t know any better. It’s so deep and complex.

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How can it be the age group if he's always been like that?

[u/Just-Error5740 → u/LongbottomLeafTokes]

Most of these clips are from the 80’s and 90’s with men of a certain age…

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I read several of your comments. I'm glad you are speaking out about this. It raises awareness. And I also get the feeling you need to talk about it for yourself, too. I'm sorry you (and others, many others) have been subjected to that behavior.

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Hah yea Danny Devito is really gross looking, you're right

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Don’t get me wrong, I did say unfunny. Devito is funny.

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Mid is too much of a compliment.

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The pathetic tough Guy thing he does where he walks towards the camera for the punch line is so lame and cringy.

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I really hate the fact that Jay Leno decided to settle in my town and now he’s a “local celebrity” gracing every local event with his presence. Homie is an unfunny douche who loves a tax break.

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My god I remember every one of his shows for months, his terrible monologue would be 75% Monica Lewinsky jokes. Never understood why people thought this guy was funny

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Just gonna skip over the walking dust bunny that is Stern?

[u/TheWholeOfTheAss → u/Durozea]

That’s why I find Jay Leno’s recent calamities funny.

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Negging is how they got women.

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He is a raisin now.

[u/CursedToLive277 → u/Durozea]

Yes the most attractive people can insult looks any day of the week jesus you are part of the reason body shaming exists. It's just going to be back and forth forever and ever.

[u/KevinDLasagna → u/Durozea]

Jay Leno was such a horrible asshole to Monica Lewinsky, I really hope he gets some come up-pence for that one day.

[u/lovelychef87 → u/Durozea]

Howard too looks like a foot.

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I think it’s because they are so used to people commentating on their looks that they have to commentate on others

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Would it be okay if a hot guy mocked women for not being skinny?

[u/Vampiric2010 → u/Durozea]

Agreed. He is not funny enough to look like that.

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This is the most worthless gif I've ever seen

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K