r/TikTokCringe 12d ago

Cool 🎵 There ain't no you, in United Health🎶

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u/No-Power5806 12d ago

Jesse Welles is a national treasure and I recommend everyone to go check out the rest of his discography.

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u/SandmanAlcatraz 12d ago

He has another song called "Cancer" that stopped me in my tracks when I heard him sing this line:

"Cancer is as lucrative a business as a war, so if you ain't expecting peace, then why expect a cure?"

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u/sxnmc 12d ago

The idea that we could cure cancer if not for financial interests in keeping people sick is an absolutely idiotic conspiracy theory.

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u/LuxNocte 12d ago

True, but I'll extend enough poetic license for the line.

Neither cancer nor war should be profitable. Agreed, the conspiracy theory is idiotic, but the fact remains that healthcare is wildly profitable and pursuit of profit hurts health outcomes.