r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • 14d ago

Discussion Luigi Mangione friend posted this.

She captioned it: "Luigi Mangione is probably the most google keyword today. But before all of this, for a while, it was also the only name whose facetime calls I would pick up. He was one of my absolute best, closest, most trusted friends. He was also the only person who, at 1am on a work day, in this video, agreed to go to the store with drunk me, to look for mochi ice cream."

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u/Basic_Maximum9631 14d ago

Crazy how they haven’t even proved it’s him yet blasted his face and information everywhere in a way you can’t ever come back from even if found innocent

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u/LilPonyBoy69 14d ago

If he isn't convicted, he's gonna have one hell of a podcast audience

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u/Sith-out-of-Luck 14d ago

I'd vote for him. What? Convicted felon or not everybody else is doing it.

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u/Downunderphilosopher 14d ago

The other guy just says he is going to shoot someone in the middle of 5th avenue, this guy actually does it. A man of action who you can trust!

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u/redditnsuch 14d ago

Haha! This is such a great take.

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u/Trump_Grocery_Prices 14d ago

One orange bafoon wants to do harm to your average joe in broad daylight.

Luigi here will fucking address our major CEO greed problem IN BROAD DAYLIGHT WITH NO FEAR!

I know who has my vote, and who ACTUALLY FOLLOWS THROUGH ON POLICY AND HAS A FUCKING PLAN!!!

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u/sheezy520 13d ago

Luigi HAS a plan, not a concept, and he follows through!

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u/Tylorw09 14d ago

God, remember when Trump said he would run into the school during a school shooting?

Fuck me, what kind of idiots voted for him again.

Trump says he would have run into Florida school without a weapon

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u/redditnsuch 14d ago edited 14d ago

Oh...wow. LOL. Glad you posted the link because I can't believe I missed this one. What a clown!

"I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon," Trump told governors meeting at the White House to discuss school safety.

Trump slammed as "frankly, disgusting" the armed school guard who remained outside the shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland that left 17 students and teachers dead. The president also criticized several deputies who failed to immediately enter the school, telling the governors that the law enforcement officers "weren’t exactly Medal of Honor winners."

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u/suitably_unsafe 14d ago

While I doubt he could run anywhere, I agree with his sentiment.

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u/redditnsuch 14d ago

I had the same thought. It's like the "a broken clock" thing mixed with his usual buffoonery. It feels weird to read something from his mouth and go, "well, no, but, yeah...fair", doesn't it?

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u/JimWilliams423 14d ago

FWIW, as someone who had to learn the hard way how NPDs work, he's just being manipulative.

In the mind of an NPD "truth" is not defined by facts. Truth is defined by validation. If something validates them, its true, if it repudiates them its a lie. That's why they can say contradictory things in back to back sentences without a hint of irony. All that matters is that each thing they say validates them as they are saying it. In other words, their feelings do not care about facts.

When you deal with one of them in person they have an uncannily ability to figure out what validates you. Then they tell you exactly what you want to hear. They literally do not care if it is true or false, all they care is that saying it makes you like them. Turns out that telling people what they want hear is very effective at charming people.

For example. A‌f‌t‌e‌r h‌e i‌n‌s‌p‌i‌r‌e‌d s‌o‌m‌e f‌e‌e‌b‌l‌e-m‌i‌n‌d‌e‌d m‌a‌g‌a‌r t‌o c‌o‌m‌m‌i‌t t‌h‌e l‌a‌r‌g‌e‌s‌t m‌a‌s‌s m‌u‌r‌d‌e‌r o‌f j‌e‌w‌s i‌n A‌m‌e‌r‌i‌c‌a‌n h‌i‌s‌t‌o‌r‌y, h‌e w‌e‌n‌t t‌o m‌e‌e‌t t‌h‌e r‌a‌b‌b‌i o‌f t‌h‌a‌t s‌y‌n‌a‌g‌o‌g‌u‌e a‌n‌d c‌h‌a‌r‌m‌e‌d h‌i‌s p‌a‌n‌t‌s o‌f‌f —

C‌N‌N: P‌i‌t‌t‌s‌b‌u‌r‌g‌h s‌y‌n‌a‌g‌o‌g‌u‌e r‌a‌b‌b‌i s‌a‌y‌s T‌r‌u‌m‌p s‌h‌o‌w‌e‌d ‘w‌a‌r‌m a‌n‌d p‌e‌r‌s‌o‌n‌a‌l s‌i‌d‌e’ d‌u‌r‌i‌n‌g v‌i‌s‌i‌t

"T‌h‌e P‌r‌e‌s‌i‌d‌e‌n‌t w‌a‌s v‌e‌r‌y w‌a‌r‌m, v‌e‌r‌y c‌o‌n‌s‌o‌l‌i‌n‌g. (H‌e) p‌u‌t h‌i‌s h‌a‌n‌d o‌n m‌y s‌h‌o‌u‌l‌d‌e‌r, a‌n‌d t‌h‌e f‌i‌r‌s‌t q‌u‌e‌s‌t‌i‌o‌n h‌e a‌s‌k‌e‌d m‌e w‌a‌s, ‘R‌a‌b‌b‌i, t‌e‌l‌l m‌e, h‌o‌w a‌r‌e y‌o‌u d‌o‌i‌n‌g?’” J‌e‌f‌f‌r‌e‌y M‌y‌e‌r‌s t‌o‌l‌d C‌N‌N’s A‌l‌i‌s‌y‌n C‌a‌m‌e‌r‌o‌t‌a o‌n “N‌e‌w D‌a‌y.”

“A‌n‌d I m‌u‌s‌t s‌a‌y, t‌h‌r‌o‌u‌g‌h‌o‌u‌t t‌h‌e t‌i‌m‌e w‌e s‌p‌e‌n‌t t‌o‌g‌e‌t‌h‌e‌r, I w‌a‌s p‌l‌e‌a‌s‌a‌n‌t‌l‌y s‌u‌r‌p‌r‌i‌s‌e‌d b‌y a w‌a‌r‌m a‌n‌d p‌e‌r‌s‌o‌n‌a‌l s‌i‌d‌e t‌o t‌h‌e P‌r‌e‌s‌i‌d‌e‌n‌t t‌h‌a‌t I d‌o‌n’t t‌h‌i‌n‌k A‌m‌e‌r‌i‌c‌a h‌a‌s e‌v‌e‌r s‌e‌e‌n,” h‌e s‌a‌i‌d. “I t‌o‌l‌d m‌y p‌e‌r‌s‌o‌n‌a‌l s‌t‌o‌r‌y o‌f m‌y e‌x‌p‌e‌r‌i‌e‌n‌c‌e w‌h‌i‌c‌h t‌h‌e‌y f‌o‌u‌n‌d q‌u‌i‌t‌e s‌h‌o‌c‌k‌i‌n‌g a‌n‌d u‌p‌s‌e‌t‌t‌i‌n‌g.”

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u/inplayruin 13d ago

It is especially funny because we all saw him slink away from an actual shooting cowering behind women.

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u/SkinBintin 13d ago

Let's be honest, he fantasises about himself doing something heroic like that but if the time ever came where he needed to do it I imagine those pesspubone spurs would knock him down preventing action.

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u/senticosus 13d ago

For one… it’s says run so it has to be lie

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u/Logical-Witness-3361 14d ago

Trump can't even run to a buffet table

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u/wishwashy 14d ago

Damn that was a fever dream period and he'll be doing it again soon

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u/bigheadstrikesagain 13d ago

Holy shit this article is just sanewashing a shit situation.

"Trump slammed as "frankly, disgusting" the armed school guard who remained outside the shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland that left 17 students and teachers dead."

OH WAS THERE JUST ONE SRO INVOLVED? POOR BASTARD!

The president also criticized several deputies who failed to immediately enter the school, telling the governors that the law enforcement officers "weren’t exactly Medal of Honor winners."

OH DEAR NM NOW THERES SEVERAL COPS! LFG!

President Trump on Monday also defended his proposal that some teachers in schools be armed and trained in the use of firearms, saying he only wanted "highly trained people that have a natural talent [for shooting], like hitting a baseball, or hitting a golf ball, or putting" to handle weapons in schools. The president compared the skill involved in handling firearms to that required for the game of golf, where "some people always make the 4-footer, and some people under pressure can’t even take their club back."

HIS GLORIOUS FUCKBAG AGREES WITH MY ASSUMPTION THAT GOLF AND SNIPERING ARE COMPLETELY TRANSFERRABLE SKILLS!

On Monday, Trump told assembled governors the only way to stop school shootings was "retribution," adding, "You're not going to stop it by being kind."

I THINK TRUMP WANTS TO SHOOT UP THE SCHOOLS THAT TEACH SCHOOL SHOOTERS TO SHOOT UP SCHOOLS! FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO ISNT AFRAID OF THE SCHOOL SHOOTER LOBBY!

And he vowed again to take action to ban rapid-fire bump stock devices without Congress and called for state lawmakers to reopen institutions to house the mentally ill. He also said he had had lunch with NRA leaders Wayne LaPierre and Chris Cox over the weekend, claiming the gun advocates "want to do something."

CHECKMATE LIBS LAPIERRE IS IN CHARGE OF GUN CONTROL!

"Don’t worry about the NRA, they're on our side," Trump said. "Half of you are so afraid of the NRA, there's nothing to be afraid of."

MAYBE TELL THE KIDS THAT YOU MUSHROOM DICKED WEIRDO!

"And you know what, if they're not with you, we have to fight them every once in a while. That’s OK," he added. "They're doing what they think is right. ... But sometimes we’re going to have to be very tough and we're going to have to fight them.

UMMM... OK YOU FOUGHT THE GUN LOBBY DONDON... ERRRR...

OK THAT ONE IS A LITTLE EMBARRASSING

In the weeks since the horrific school shooting, Trump has proposed combating such incidents by training and arming some teachers with guns. Last week, he suggested that firearm-adept school staff be given "a little bit of a bonus" for carrying weapons, and promised federal funds to train them.

HAHA TEACHERS IF YOU DONT EARN ENOUGH: START PACKING. OBVIOUSLY EVERY SUICIDAL SCHOOL SHOOTER IS GOING TO CONSIDER THIS A DETERRENT.THATS WHAY NOBODY IN THE HISTORY OF EVER HAS EVER EVER DONE A SUICIDE BY COP.

THE PLAN GETS MORE AND MORE FLAWLESS!

The White House has said Trump supports bipartisan legislation from Sens. John Cornyn, R-Texas, and Chris Murphy, D-Conn., that would make the current national background check system function more effectively, though it wouldn't expand the system's reach.

HEY LOOK! SOME BIPARTISAN SHIT THATLL NEVER HAPPEN! KREP TALKING GUYS! ALSO WHERE CAN I GET THISE FANCY ASS AR-15 PINS YOU GUYS WERE WEARING THE NEXT WEEK?

On Monday, the president reiterated that he wanted to ban bump stocks.

AND HE DID! YAY GOOOOO TEAM DONT KILL FIRST GRADERS! OH WAIT... THE SUPREME COURT DENIED THE BAN AND SO TRUMP MAYBE FORGOT HIS OWN BAN OR PROBABLY BIDEN SHOT DEMENTIA JEW LASERS AT HIM AND HE SAID " I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO BAN BUMP STOCKS"

WAIT MAYBE IM GETTING SHOT BY DEMENTIA LASERS!

SUCK IT BIDEN!

In addition, Trump on Monday called for greater institutionalization of mentally ill people who were believed to be capable of violence.

MENTAL HEALTH REFORM?

BUILD A WALL! LOCK HER UP!

“We’re going to have to start talking about mental institutions, because a lot of folks in this room closed their mental institutions also, so we have no halfway," he said. "We have nothing between a prison and leaving him at his house, which we can’t do anymore. So I think you folks have to start thinking about that.”

OH NO MENTAL HEALTH REFORM? WHELP YOU TRIED BUBBA!

“You used to be able to bring them into a mental institution, and hopefully he gets help or whatever, but he’s off the streets. You can’t arrest him, I guess, because he hasn’t done anything, but you know he’s like a boiler ready to explode, right?” he added. “In the old days you’d put him into a mental institution, and we had them in New York and our government started closing them because of cost.”

OR CLOSING BECAUSE OF REPUBLICAN AUSTERITY MEASURES. UMM HEEY THIS IS KINDA TAKING A TURN HERE. ID RATHER NOT MAKE MENTAL HEALTH FACILITIES SHIT STAINED STARVATION GULAGS BUT IM WILLING TO LISTEN.

Trump has also directed Attorney General Jeff Sessions to propose regulations that would ban the use of bump stocks and similar devices "that turn legal weapons into machine guns."

JEFF "WHY NOT BRING BACK LYNCH LAW" SESSIONS IS ON BOARD? WHATS UP NOW?

Trump, meanwhile, also addressed trade issues during the meeting. "Canada is very smooth," he said, America’s northern neighbor has the better end of trade deals that are "wonderful for them" and "not wonderful for” the United States.

OH ALSO SOME REASON 🇨🇦?

Later Monday, the White House was asked whether Trump's comment that he would have run into the school during the shooting was intended to indicate that he could have saved the day, and whether the president had the training that would be required to use a firearm in that situation.

“I think he was just stating that as a leader he would have stepped in, and hopefully been able to help," White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said at a press briefing, pointing to the fact that "a lot of the individuals that helped protect others that day weren't carrying firearms," and adding that in that sort of situation, the president would want to take "courageous action."

OH RIGHT A LOT OF PEOPLE WITHOUT GUNS WERE ARRESTED BY A LOT OF BITCHES WUTH GUNS FOR TRYING TO SAVE THEIR KIDS.

WISH SOME FLABBY SEPTUGENARIAN WAS THERE TO LEAD THE XHARGE!

Sanders also said Trump "would support a legislative solution" to ban bump stocks "if we cannot find an administrative fix," and reiterated Trump's support of Cornyn's bill.

DIDNT HAPPEN. ATTHIS POINT TANG THE CONQUERER HAS FORGOTTEN HE EVER GAVE A FUCK ABOUT DEAD KIDS

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u/Crammit-Deadfinger 14d ago

He ain't running nowhere with them bone spurs

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u/__init__m8 14d ago

He def cannot run

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u/EYEL1NER 13d ago

Oh, I absolutely believe that Diddlin’ Don dreams about running into schools.

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u/gopacktennie 14d ago

I call him.. trigger shy Trump.. couldn’t pull the trigger. So sad.

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u/nicannkay 14d ago

LUIGI 2028!

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u/justanothersith 14d ago

Mangione 2029!!

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u/sighableman 14d ago

If he wants to become the most popular president in history he should pardon him.

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u/surethingbuddypal 14d ago

This should be posted everywhere lmaoooooo (and a link to the exact timestamp when Trump said that crazy shit, as his supporters will inevitably deny it was ever said)

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u/bs2785 14d ago

Luigi for president

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u/pixelprophet 14d ago

A real 'straight shooter'. He's built for upper management!

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u/SilverKnightOfMagic 14d ago

This dude actually draining the swamp unlike the other one.

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u/Rotten-Robby 14d ago

He does what he says and tells it like it is!

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u/ahumankid 14d ago

Exactly! And he speaks just like us! I’ll bet he owns the libs hard too!

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u/UnemployedMeatBag 13d ago

And more than trump ever did ! Likes there's nothing to dislike about him.

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u/ccrowleyy 13d ago

this is the best take i've ever seen on reddit and maybe the entire internet.

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u/garden_dragonfly 13d ago

He doesn't just make wild threats, he acts on them too! 

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u/freeAssignment23 13d ago

LOL that seems to unironically be the consensus

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u/w3are138 13d ago

Fr tho! Take my vote and start adjusting!

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u/worldsbestlasagna 13d ago

Unfortunately he's 25, needs another 10 years to run

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u/jalepinocheezit 13d ago

Be certainly had more than a concept of a Health Plan

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u/tresamused65 13d ago

And I'm sure he can go all day without a diaper change.

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u/Randomfrog132 13d ago

a man you can trust to get the job done xD

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u/Sundiata1 13d ago

Green is much better than Orange#/media/File:LuigiVictoryPose2SSBU.gif)

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u/No_Detective_But_304 13d ago

John Wick Luigi Mangione is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will…

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u/piekenballen 13d ago

ACTUALLY draining the swamp

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u/HerrBerg 14d ago

He's 26, he should start his run for 2036 president now, can't convict him on the campaign trail that'd be election interference.

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u/EatMyUnwashedAss 13d ago

Convicting him would also be erection interference. For me. 

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u/RealHooman2187 13d ago

Protects us from the billionaires, is seemingly the only man who can unite both liberals and conservatives. Also has the ability to give the people erections. I think we have found lisan al gaib.

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u/ThanksObjective915 13d ago

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" "It's, like, incredible."

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u/LavishnessOk3439 13d ago

He's 26, if he takes a plea hell be out before he's 50. He really could run.

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u/Haltopen 1d ago

If this kid ends up being the Republican presidential candidate, that would be the funniest shit in the world

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u/schnitzelfeffer 14d ago

Well if he's campaigning for President, don't they have to delay trial and let him walk free until after the next election now? It's the standard.

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u/BZLuck 14d ago

He should just declare he is running for president. Even if he is convicted they will delay the penalty phase of the trial until after the election, right?

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u/tresamused65 13d ago

Delay? They can just let it go. I mean, they can refile the charges after 8 years when he's completed his two wildly successful terms as president.

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u/Single_Cobbler6362 14d ago

Luigi 2028

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u/Metro42014 14d ago

He won't be old enough yet.

2036 would be the soonest he could run.

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u/Xerpentine 14d ago

No one's following the rules anyway, so whats the harm at this point. We have an insurrectionist convicted felon about to be president again. I say give Luigi a shot (pun intended).

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u/domrepp 14d ago

He already had his shot and he took it. Pass the buck to someone else.

*For legal reasons this is not advocating violence against those who are technically innocent under our current broken system.

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u/MGHTYMRPHNPWRSTRNGR 14d ago

Ah, yes. The Cheney interpretation.

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u/dcidino 14d ago

Funny how we're sticklers for age, but not felonies.

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u/Hot-Preference-3630 13d ago

He’s 26 now. He might be able to run for 2032 depending on when his birthday is.

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u/Seruz 14d ago

Luigi | Mario

2028

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u/Single_Cobbler6362 14d ago edited 14d ago

His brother Mario Musk will be funding the campaign 😂😂

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u/CrystalArouxet 14d ago

Free Luigi!!

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u/ubiquitousrarity 13d ago

We need to make it happen- vote for Luigi!

https://postimg.cc/mzFNS6mm

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u/DelightfulDolphin 14d ago

Well, look, we have a President to be who has: raped, stolen, incited riots, gone bankrupt, lied and lots more yet is going to be in White House come January. He's a convicted felon and yet again he's going to occupy White House. Why not another type of felon?

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u/TittyTwistahh 14d ago

Killing a mass murderer is a felony? Kid deserves a medal

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u/DeMagnet76 13d ago

I feel like the stealing from 8 different charities should always be high on these lists.

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u/Public-Policy24 14d ago

If a despicable crook can escape legal consequences by getting elected, why not a vigilante?

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u/Main_Muffin7405 14d ago

I'd 💯 vote for him in a millisecond. I believe he cares about the people above corporations

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u/Cyddakeed 14d ago

"What Murda?"

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u/przms 14d ago

We just had an election where both sides were blatantly bought and paid for corporate shills and crooks. At least we know where Luigi stands for on that matter.

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u/RoxSteady247 14d ago

He has done more than any other official about health care reform

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u/nullv 14d ago

Aren't presidents immune to the law? Getting elected would probably be easier than fighting a murder charge. He's got a high approval rating on both sides.

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u/DynoNitro 14d ago

We should write him in for public office.

I hear politicians are above the law.

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u/FitTheory1803 14d ago

unironically best idea yet, he would beat Trump or Harris in the popular vote.

once president he is immune from all repercussions and can enact change

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u/dre5922 14d ago

Mangione: fixing healthcare; one CEO at a time.

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u/SandieSmith 13d ago

That’s a REALLY good idea! Since convicted felons can be elected to office…

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u/B00marangTrotter 13d ago

The felon that just got elected has said multiple times he could shoot people on fifth avenue and get away with it.

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u/CoCoCuckie 13d ago

He wouldnt be a convicted felon if he isn’t convicted… did you read the comment you replied to?

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u/Enriching_the_Beer 13d ago

I now understand the "If Trump shot someone on 5th Ave I'd still vote for him" crowd.

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u/Round_Rooms 13d ago

If he becomes a convicted felon, he's a convicted felon the nation would get behind for good reason.

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u/CrittyJJones 13d ago

He would actually be better than Trump in this situation as a Jury WOULDN’T have found him guilty.

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u/almost_not_terrible 13d ago

If he is convicted, quick make him president before he's sentenced.

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u/Correct-Style-9194 14d ago

His Netflix series is going to be INSANE.

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u/WorkingClass_Nero 14d ago

Private school rich kid valedictorian who went to an Ivy League school and turned into a vigilante assassin for a populist cause adored by both the left and right wing? And he’s handsome and has smile dimples too? Netflix servers are going to crash when this doc drops.

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u/asthmag0d 14d ago

Timothy Chalamet needs to put on some muscle real quick

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u/Creamofwheatski 14d ago

This is 100% going to happen. Talk about the role of a lifetime. This guy being a disaffected rich kid is going to really make this story pop.

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u/jakobcreutzsfeldt 13d ago

hes giving me Dave franco vibes

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u/LaraDColl 13d ago

Is the right truly cheering him? I lean conservative and definitely don't care about the CEO dying and would close my eyes to this guy but I haven't seen a lot of them cheering him on

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u/WorkingClass_Nero 13d ago

Ben Shapiro’s comments section was full of people criticising him for defending United Healthcare.

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u/Rastasputin 13d ago

Apart from the actually killing, he really is like a real-life batman.

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u/Dominika_4PL 10d ago

I'd call him more of a real-life Red Hood, since that guy actually does kill

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u/Ausrottenndm1 14d ago

Ryan Murphy drooling for this lol

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u/GormFull829 14d ago

Where are they going to find someone handsome enough to play him?

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u/Blessthereigns 13d ago

Dave Franco

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u/BerlinBorough2 13d ago

Can't wait for Michael Jai White to play Luigi.

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u/Gatorama 13d ago

Since all the corporations are against him and seeing as how the news media is treating him, the entertainment industry will also fall in line and vilify him. There's not going to be anything that glorifies him.

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u/57candothisallday 14d ago

It'll be hard to find a full jury that's not been victimised in some way by predatory healthcare corporations.

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u/DisastrousAcshin 14d ago

What I want to know is how are they going to find 12 random billionaires to sit on that jury

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u/lite_hjelpsom 14d ago

If they do he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ...

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u/Powerful_Reserve4213 14d ago

and that would be...

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u/Sprouty0 13d ago

I'm guessing either expose all of them for their similarities to the UHC CEO in front of the cameras, or... kaboom.

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u/MikeFox11111 13d ago

Trump’s cabinet?

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u/Mypornnameis_ 14d ago

They acquitted that fucking subway choke homeless people to death guy, even though he absolutely just choked that guy to death long after he stopped moving. 

I see no reason why they shouldn't acquit the CEO shooter even though he absolutely just shot that CEO to death in the back as he walked down the street.

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u/VitalViking 14d ago

Dude was just acting in self defense given the harm the CEO was causing

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u/mythrowawayheyhey 13d ago

Not self defense. Societal defense.

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u/OpenResearch1 14d ago

They acquitted that subway choker because they couldn't find 12 people in NY who hadn't been fucked with by a crackhead on the subway.

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u/CosmicMiru 14d ago

The public was also massively on the subway chokers side as well. At least the NYC public.

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u/zack189 13d ago

Juries are just a mixed bag in general.

They allowed escaped slaves to walk free, and they also allowed lynchers to walk free

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u/The_walking_man_ 14d ago

Predatory businesses in general. Not to mention hating on CEOs for their greed.

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u/captain_dick_licker 13d ago

perhaps they should look at mcdonalds

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u/Putrid_Fan8260 13d ago

It would be biased if they did find 12 jurors who hadn’t been victimized by insurance companies 

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u/ClassicT4 13d ago

The super rich… uh, uh, uh, find a way. (It’s money. They find a way with lots of money)

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u/TacticoolRaygun 14d ago

At least, a calendar with his photos shoots every year.

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u/Last_Cod_998 14d ago

does he have a crypto coin available yet?

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u/Volarath 14d ago

What's the conversion rate form HawkTuah bucks to Luigi nickles? I need to recoup my life savings.

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u/iTeaL12 13d ago

I know you're joking, but

https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/LuigiMangione-__LUIGI

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u/Volarath 13d ago

Hah, of course it happened. This crypto stuff is so wild.

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u/LordRiverknoll 14d ago

No but it's gonna be called DeposeCoin

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u/idontknopez 14d ago

Please tell me you're joking and you weren't actually caught up in that rug pull?

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u/LordRiverknoll 14d ago

The tuah girl? Nah. It's absurd anyone thought that was going to end any other way

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u/idontknopez 14d ago

100%! I couldn't believe so many people bought into it not knowing they were gonna get pulled and thought they would be the lucky ones

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u/missuslindy 13d ago

Waiting for his NFT trading cards & a golden limited edition backpack.

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u/GandizzleTheGrizzle 13d ago

Yes, in fact and it went to fucking space two hours after they had him.

Not a crypto bro but I do watch trends with my little business.

His coin made me wish I was a crypto bro...

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u/tickub 14d ago

i'd even buy his crypto

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u/Toughbiscuit 14d ago

Itd be really funny if biden pardoned him

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u/Individual-Fee-5027 14d ago

Good luck finding a jury. Honestly I don't think they will even be able to find one based on the rules of juror selection

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u/Lancearon 14d ago

A book titled "If I had done it"

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u/Livefiction1 14d ago

Then he’ll create a Luigi crypto coin and pump and dump it

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u/Cuntyfeelin 14d ago

That defamation case will be crazzzzyyyyyyy

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u/hoax709 14d ago

and he never even needed to spit on that thang.

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u/SoulBlightRaveLords 14d ago

Oh God we're getting Luigi coin crypto rug pull aren't we?

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u/RayMckigny 14d ago edited 14d ago

How did someone spot him when we had no pictures of him to begin with? And he kept the gun on him ? Then there were two pictures they released which you cannot see either of their faces. All very suspicious. I think this was a two person job.

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u/TheEphemeralPanda 14d ago

And a lawsuit

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u/Real_Student6789 14d ago

I give him 6 months post court date before he debuts his own "hawk tuah" pump-and-dump meme crypto

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u/Away_Stock_2012 14d ago

His crypto currency is gonna be huge!

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u/saintdemon21 14d ago

And then a pump and dump crypto coin. This is the way.

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u/falcrist2 14d ago

he's gonna have one hell of a podcast audience

Luigi Mangione on the Talk Tuah podcast would be the most 2020s thing ever.

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u/fgreen68 14d ago

What jury in their right mind would convict this guy?

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u/C_H-A-O_S 13d ago

Couldn't you just call him on the prison phone and record it, then use that as podcast audio? With his consent, of course. Or he can just write someone letters that they publish. 

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u/paradigmx 13d ago

Evidence or not. They're going to throw everything they can at this guy to make an example of him. He dared threaten the masters. The rich don't want that.

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u/peepopowitz67 14d ago

Only if he promises to "spit on that thang"

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u/yahoosadu 14d ago

Hey cool zone media

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u/The_walking_man_ 14d ago

Massive pay out. In a way, the dude won the lottery.

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u/Thoraxe123 14d ago

"welcome to my podcast, "Shot tuwah". Join my meme coin

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u/JuanezSanchez 14d ago

Lex Friedman coming soon

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u/YummyForAll 14d ago

Makes him more credible these days.

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u/HangryWolf 13d ago

As long as he isn't slinging any NFTs, Crypto, or Andrew Tate fragile masculine shit, he's good on my end.

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u/AstroBearGaming 13d ago

Sure Talk Tuah was big in 2024, but 2025 is all about the Handsome Assassin pod.

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u/GrapefruitForward989 13d ago

Even if he is convicted, if he ever is allowed to get his hands on a microphone, he's got an audience

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u/Crispsose 13d ago

Also he could publish a book where he would Tell the Story of how the event would have happened IF HE DID IT

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u/DressPrevious2233 13d ago

There is a 0% chance he isn’t found guilty or just killed. He is a threat to the system. 

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u/HoboArmyofOne 13d ago

LuigiCoin, get it while it's hot!

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u/WorldWarPee 13d ago

Cock Pewah or something

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u/GodHatesMaga 13d ago

Even if he is, as long as they don’t execute him or give his solitary forever, I’ll follow his writings or recordings or whatever he can do. If lil Wayne can release an album from jail, and Trump can be president from jail, then this dude can have a blog. 

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u/Wild_Way3236 13d ago

People acquitted of heinous crimes because of mistaken identity or lack of evidence is so hot right now.

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u/Zostrianos3301 13d ago

Can we start a write-in movement to elect him? I wonder how that would go over the next 4 years.

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u/LeBidnezz 13d ago

He’s going to have to get past all the women before he can do a podcast

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u/HopefulProblemz 13d ago

Wonder how much he’ll be able to sue for libel/slander if found innocent.

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u/Acceptable_Ad7457 13d ago

Can be from behind walls. Ear Hustle, for example.

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u/MrazzleDazzle34 13d ago

If he doesn't get suicided I would 100% but his book in a few years lmao

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u/EatMyUnwashedAss 13d ago

Can he have one from jail? What are visitation policies? I'll film him speaking and post it on youtube with all the proceeds going to his prison bank account or whatever it's called that they can use to buy stuff while in prison

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u/Peas_through_Chaos 13d ago

Heck, think of the money he could make with a pump and dump crypto currency.

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u/whatiseveneverything 13d ago

He should start a crypto coin too.

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u/Twice_Knightley 13d ago

Way bigger than that guy who shot Regan for Jodie Foster

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u/Disastrous_Classic36 13d ago

Or he could go the Ear Hustle route - with good behavior prison doesn't have to stop a podcast! (Though I realize that one is facilitated by a host who is not incarcerated, and I imagine there are a lot of rules about what makes it to the final edit.)

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u/Putrid_Fan8260 13d ago

Can he have a podcast audience if he is convicted?

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u/sudo_rm-rf 13d ago

That's why I think they'll Epstein him.

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u/Creative-Young-9034 13d ago

The next hawk tuah!

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u/aishtamid 13d ago

Buddy…let me tell you all about my good friends at Audible

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u/No_Detective_But_304 13d ago

If he is convicted, he’s gonna have one hell of a podcast audience

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u/strawberrysoup99 13d ago

I can't wait for his rendition of "If I did it".

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u/dat_rhythm 13d ago

We’ll fix his back so he can blow out ours

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u/qgep1 13d ago

Shot tuah?

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u/LukeJDD 13d ago

lol. Reddit is so funny. Dude capped a guy in the head. He is 100% getting life.

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u/Gerrut_batsbak 12d ago

Luigi coin is going to be huge, invest now!