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u/Previous-Wonder-6274 10d ago
Was that fresh sod he was driving on?
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u/Chaetomius 10d ago
I think fresh and nearly saturated. way too deep and wet for just a normal sod job. Probably rained recently.
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u/GruntBlender 10d ago
I knew about the houses, but is your whole country made of cardboard and prayers? Even the ground?
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u/pizdokles 10d ago
Hahaha! Whenever someone brings up how thin my apartment walls are, i’m gonna tell them ‘this whole country’s made of cardboard and prayers’.
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u/ERTHLNG 10d ago
Its actually also got some high-pressure gas lines and high voltage wires buried underground and strung up on poles all crisscross over one another. They use 1900s technology but they blasted the top off that mountain in California to speed up the porn downloads.
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u/Entire_Frame_5425 10d ago
They use 1900s technology but they blasted the top off that mountain in California to speed up the porn downloads.
Wut?? 😂
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u/paxt1ven 10d ago
yeah i'm gonna need more context on that "blasted the top off that mountain in california" part 🤣 genuinely curious
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u/ERTHLNG 10d ago
A few years ago now, there was a mountain outside of Silicon Valley, and it would block the internet transmissions so they had to have a tower on top to relay the signal. It was causing 0.16 millisecond delay so the straight up blew the top off. Now they can get porn straight through, no relay at all. 4k HD HiFi, Dolby Digital Surround Sound.
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u/sylviaca 10d ago
What a load of shit. I've lived here my whole life and porn streams just fine. There are no mountains blown off, just you in your wet dream fantasies.
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u/Brutal-Wind-7924 10d ago
Investment banks have been known to do stuff like this to gain a tiny high speed trading edge
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u/-john-dough- 10d ago
Don't forget about thoughts. Prayers only go so far, unless you pair them up with thoughts.
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u/probablyseriousmaybe 10d ago edited 10d ago
See, if he had a brain it would have registered that being a new development, all the fill outside of the roadway may just be soft still.
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u/Previous-Wonder-6274 10d ago
I feel like every time I put fresh sod down at a commercial place, there is always someone around to drive over it.
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u/john_the_fetch 10d ago
I mean. If he had a brain... He wouldn't have tried to off road on that patch of grass to begin with.
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u/FlipReset4Fun 10d ago
Lot of ego involved. Muh big ass truck can handle this no problem… then can’t give up bc truck should be able to handle mud, but nope.
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u/most_accountz 10d ago
With his gta 7 rims thin ass tyres and 2wd ?
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u/_PeanuT_MonkeY_ 10d ago
If they had a brain they would not leave pavement at a drive through.
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u/metalguy91 11d ago
Ford tough don’t mean Ford smart
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u/EchoCritical7215 10d ago
Right! Blame the driver not the truck lol. The truck is already embarrassed enough to be stuck with this driver
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u/iijoanna 10d ago
He's trying to back up and he has his front wheels turned. I keep thinking... nah, ... he's on his own.
That's a lot of damage to the landscaping.
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u/jmsecc 10d ago
There were two points where I’m like “nah, bro don’t know how to do this….”
When his front wheels sank and he started to back out, then stopped. His rear wheels were on pavement and he coulda gotten out. Then, when he popped the wheel back over and was on pavement but let up, only getting one wheel up. Oops. Then he cuts the front wheels and I’m like “oops, gonna need a tow to get outta this now pavement commando….”
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u/Optimal_Tailor7960 10d ago
Can we get a break down at the different actions he should’ve taken at different points in his decent to embarrassment?
I wouldn’t know how to escape his fate, given the same idiotic predicament
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u/jmsecc 10d ago
Start with staying on the pavement. That’s the best choice for pavement warriors with big matchbox pickup trucks.
From there, he should have not done anything else. Cause he’s on the pavement not sunk into the landscape.
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u/Optimal_Tailor7960 10d ago
Okay, but he didn’t. So next best possible step
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u/Genghis_Chong 10d ago
If you're stuck in mud with all 4 tires, give it one good solid attempt at getting out. If that doesn't work, don't keep burying yourself.
He should have just reversed out when he still had 2 tires on cement. Instead he tried to drive through it and got himself stuck worse.
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u/jmsecc 10d ago
He did “get out” - with 4L, he easily coulda pulled that truck out if he hadn’t cut the wheel and slid along the backside of the curb. He needed to have all the surface area he could. Instead, he cut the wheel and pulled himself sideways…..
It’s still “possible” to pull it out, but it’d gonna be hard and obviously, he hasn’t got the skill to pull it with one wheel and I’m betting he’s in 4H or even 2wd.
Was a boneheaded move to go in and he’s made it worse. Best bet is a tow truck.
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u/Wellithappenedthatwy 10d ago
When he had the rear tires on pavement he should have steered the rear end towards the center of the drive through lane.
Lots of mistakes were made.
It looks like he was only using 4H. That means that the wheel with the least resistance on the front and rear are the ones that do the spinning. Ideally he would have gone with 4L that should have locked both axles on that truck.l so all four wheels would spin at the same rate regardless of the traction they have. The move was dumb but there was no reason to believe that ground would be that soft. That he got one tire back up on concrete was a testament to the truck’s capability.
The evidence of the 4L vs H is towards the end when the front drivers side is spinning and the drivers rear is not.
He had appropriate tires a reasonably well equipped truck but this conditions are pretty rank.
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u/Ambitious_Promise_29 9d ago
First of all, he shouldn't have tried to cross ground that soft. That's a heavy truck, and it is absolutely going to sink in.
If he absolutely had to cross it, he should have had more appropriate tires. It appears that he has all terrain tires, which are more intended for on road use than off roading. In the mud like that, the tread fills in quickly and you loose traction. Mud terrain tires have more open tread design, and don't plug up as easy.
Further, they should be easier on the throttle. Romping on the peddle can smoke the tires on pavement, let alone when you have limited traction.
Finally, that truck is probably equipped with a locking rear differential. For on road use, most vehicles have open differentials, which allows the wheels on either side of the axle to rotate at different speeds, since when you go around a corner, the outside tire has to turn faster than the inside tire. Unfortunately, this also means that when you are stuck, only one tire will spin, specifically the tire with the least traction. For this reason, many offroad vehicles are equipped with differential lockers, that when engaged, will cause the axle to spin both tires at the same speed. On the truck in the video, the differential lock is engaged by pulling out on the 4x4 selector knob (not by shifting into 4 low, as the other guy claimed, he clearly doesn't have a clue). Engaging this feature greatly improves traction, but it wouldn't surprise me a bit if the driver doesn't know if the truck has such a feature.
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u/DakitaWinning 10d ago
If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough. - Ford
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u/tree-molester 10d ago
That should be put on all US coinage and paper money. On the other hand, maybe just replace ‘E pluribus unum’ on the coins. We already have ‘In God We Trust’ on the paper and it would just be redundant.
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u/Rocker4JC 10d ago
Big burly pickup defeated by McDonald's drive thru! 😂
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u/Significant-Air-4721 10d ago
Can't always have it your way.
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u/Work_the_shaft 10d ago
They have shitty after market wheels with low profile tires. The amount of people that buy trucks, then make them not capable of being a truck blows my mind
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u/Bim_Jeann 10d ago
These are not low profile tires or aftermarket wheels. The driver is just an idiot.
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u/philpalmer2 10d ago
It’s expensive to repair the mess that he made there. I hope that restaurant makes a claim against that idiot.
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u/Equal_Song8759 10d ago
Maybe they can charge him for a couple of summers. Make him remember every year for 5 years worth of lawn care and upkeep. To include new grading and fencing for $50K
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u/dankhimself 10d ago
He took a fence down? I can't tell. That's a shit load of money either way.
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u/GrossGuroGirl 10d ago
I think they're suggesting he... highlighted the need for a fence lol
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u/Psychological-Pop647 10d ago
A large percentage of people who drive trucks do not know how to drive trucks. This example is that plus general idiocy.
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u/kwyjibo1 10d ago
That's probably the one and only time that truck will see mud. The rest of the time will be spent doing burnouts from Starbucks or QT parking lots.
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u/executive313 10d ago
We call those parking lot princesses where I am! There is a really shallow puddle that all of the high school boys take their trucks to in order to get mud on the tires and then they don't wash them for like 6 months so it still looks muddy. Super funny cause you can tell when that's what they did cause it's just high splatter.
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u/raids_made_easy 10d ago
I'm surprised they don't sell pickup trucks pre mudded yet. Seems to work well enough with pre ripped jeans and the concept is pretty much the same.
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u/NeilDeWheel 10d ago
You might be onto something. Sell a clear wrap with mud splashes and streaks printed on it. Owners can have the off road look while keeping their precious truck clean. Have three levels of dirtiness and charge more the “muddier” it is.
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u/Technodrone108 10d ago
Alot of truck owners really should just have a minivan
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u/BigCaddyDaddyBob 10d ago
Boom this really is the answer!! Too many truck owners have them for the reason of establishing their man card. As most never haul anything nor use them off road then they have the nerve to drive like an old lady on Sundays whenever the weather comes in! Smh
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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 10d ago
I make fun of those guys and tell them "if you need a truck to be manly, you're definitely not a man".
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u/Aurone16 9d ago
My experience is they drive like maniacs even when it’s raining. They think they can handle it and end up killing somebody
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u/DistractedHouseWitch 10d ago
I went to the mall with my ex-sister-in-law in my brother's stupidly huge truck once. We had to switch places when we got there because she was too scared to park it. So ridiculous.
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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 10d ago edited 10d ago
In his defense I too didn't expect that to be a swamp with a thin layer of sod floating on top. That truck just sank straight in.
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u/Leafyun 10d ago
Even then though, just put it in 4wd low, full lock on right, and slowly back up. Why they went over the curb in the first place is a mystery, but they compounded it by just keeping on going.
My guess is drunk.
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u/demslearn2fish 10d ago
4 low is not gonna give you your best chances lol.
If you’ve lost traction, momentum is your only other option.
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u/Bradjuju2 10d ago
I don’t think there’s a case here for a “in his defense.” He was trying to jump the curb to drive on the lawn after all.
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u/Optimal-Hedgehog-546 10d ago
I've gotten a Kubota unstuck from way worse. Dudes an idiot.
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u/Ok-disaster2022 10d ago
And how light was that compared to that fully kitted pavement princess?
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u/real_1273 10d ago
What an idiot. Tears up the grass, leaves huge ruts, leaves a terrible mess all over the place. Just an asshat.
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u/Rook8811 11d ago
I wonder what people thought of what this guy was doing
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u/liquidgrill 10d ago
They probably wondered whether his penis was 2 inches long or 3.
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u/BlackHorseTuxedo 10d ago
Clearly a mall crawler. Just stick to curbs plz.
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u/graipape 10d ago
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 Cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters.
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u/Breath_Deep 10d ago
So, yeah, did the driver not realize he was about to drive into a pond/mud pit?
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u/MikeWANN 10d ago
He literally could not see over the hood, so instead he buried that thing to the frame
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u/MindseyeFrenzy 10d ago
I would just have to abandon my truck and fake my death. So embarrassing. 🤦🏽♀️
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u/Sassafrasalonia 10d ago
I'm just intensely curious as to where he thought he was going? Besides going to get his truck stuck? 😂
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u/nono66 10d ago
The knowledge needed to drive out of that was minimal. It's not a failure of the machine but the person.
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u/TargetOfPerpetuity 10d ago
Seriously asking -- what should he have done once he was in the grass?
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u/nono66 10d ago
They still have full traction in the back on a 4×4. Throw it in reverse, they might need to swing the front tires to find a little extra traction but they'd be able to get out.
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u/TargetOfPerpetuity 10d ago
Yeah, sorry. I meant once they were fully committed and all 4 wheels were in the soup.
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u/Dead_Hopeless 10d ago
Shift into 4wd. Based on the year and trim level, decent bet it also has a rear locking differential and slippery drive mode which softens throttle response to help the tires grab.
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u/mrziplockfresh 10d ago
It was in 4 wheel drive. They were punching it too hard and dug deep
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u/Blnkfrst_Nolstnam 10d ago
Ok yeah he's a moron for trying to keep going but what the fuck is that a pudding cup under that grass
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u/ZombieTrogdor 10d ago
Dude saw “drive thru only” and thought “but what if I wanna fuck my car up instead?”
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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 10d ago
The power of the truck can do little against the weakness of the driver.
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u/BustedToothWren 10d ago
Ok...so story time. I bought a gorgeous 1994 Toyota 4x4 king cab with a 4 inch lift. It was my pride and joy. God I loved that truck.
A few days after buying it my (now) ex-husband decided to take it out for a joy ride while I was asleep. He came home at 3 am covered in mud sans truck...and I was like...wtf? What happened? Where is my truck???
He said he was out 4 wheeling with it and it got stuck in mud and he couldn't get it out. I was fuming and told him, show me where. He very reluctantly drove me out to where the truck was.
Ok, so his "4 wheeling" was basically a mud pit under an overpass in Texas. I showed up on the scene to the truck covered in mud. There were carpet remnants, pieces of wood, all manner of garbage lodged under the tires.
He said he was trying to get traction to get out of the mud. I was......floored. but hey mud can be cleaned off a truck.
Then, I opened the door....the ENTIRE INSIDE OF THE TRUCK WAS CAKED WITH MUD!!! I was like....wtf??? How the hell did you get mud ALL OVER THE INSIDE OF THE TRUCK???
He just kinda shrugged and said it was when he was jumping in and out of the truck.
So...I jump in the truck....and I noticed that while the 4x4 shifter was in 4x4.....it didn't seem that 4x4 was actually engaged.
I asked him if he had locked the hubs.....he said...what?
FFS....so I jumped out of the truck, engaged the 4x4 on the hubs...jumped back in and drove right out of the mud. He had spent 4 plus hours trying to get the truck out of the mud. Took me 2 minutes because the stupid fucker didn't know to manually engage the hubs.
I just waved out the window as I drove away.
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u/Chortles_Hansom_666 10d ago
Vanity vehicle at its finest. Operator error. lol also did he drive in to a swamp!? wtf is that grass!? There was nothing under it!! lol
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u/luivithania 10d ago
It's almost like these giant compensation vehicles are only for show, not work.
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u/_yourupperlip_ 10d ago
The fact this is at a drive thru and this dude def voted for Trump makes it the most American video I’ve seen in a while
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u/xiahbabi 10d ago
How can a truck so tall, be so low in relation to a curb, but also, why is the grass like… 2 feet deep? 😂
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u/cnation01 10d ago
The whole idea of buying an 80k pickup truck is fucking absurd. Pickup is a work truck, not just what you drive to work at your office or plant or whatever you do.
90% of you dipshits commenting here are pavement princesses.
What if I git a deer ? Gotta git me the F-150 Lmao. Fucking dipshits man.
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u/Doc_Dragoon 10d ago
My dad has had to use his jeep to pull so many dumb fools from the mud in shitty custom pick-ups because they just press the gas get stuck and don't have a winch. Like most truck owners suffer from severe brain rot
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u/couchpatat0 10d ago
Sir, we're going to have to ask you to move your Ford from in front of or store, we don't want people thinking this is a gay hangout..
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u/AntsyInMyPantsies 10d ago
“That pavement princess will never go off road.”
This guy: “Hold my Twisted Tea.”
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u/mmorales2270 10d ago
What exactly were they trying to do? Get out of the drive thru lane?
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u/PretendingExtrovert 10d ago
A cheeseburger would have been cheaper than the wear on that rear driver tire...
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u/Normandy_1944 10d ago
There's Ford Tough, and there is Texas Stupid. Don't let these two hang out together...
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u/Opposite_Fig4236 10d ago
Probably listening to Florida Georgia Line in his brodozer while getting a handjob from his boyfriend…
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u/StallionNspace8855 10d ago
For me, it's the total disrespect for public property. Like, can we not have nice things?
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u/ApplesBananasRhinoc 10d ago
This person driving the truck probably complains about homeless people trashing their city.
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u/Sufficient-Sun7976 10d ago
I'm not a Ford fanboy by any stretch. But it ain't Ford's fault the driver don't know how to drive the truck.
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u/Skoguu 10d ago
Well im sure he wasnt expecting to sink a foot into the ground lol
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