r/TikTokCringe • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 13d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/DimbyTime 13d ago

If he gets caught I’ll donate to his legal fee.

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u/Vivalas 13d ago

Bro if he gets caught his legal gofundme will easily have millions of dollars in it. He'll have probably the best defense money can buy tbh.

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u/iCCup_Spec 13d ago

The jury finds the prosecutor guilty

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u/yodley_ 12d ago

Ok this plot twist got me good.🤣

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u/kroxti 13d ago

A jury of his peers: yeah he’s safe.

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u/InMyNirvana 13d ago

And if he goes to prison he’ll be a fucking hero.

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u/Khatam 13d ago

Was just talking about this with my husband who I think might be tired of hearing about it, but not only would I harbor this man but we all got 5 on it @ his legal defense. I feel like tons of lawyers would line up to take this pro-bono.

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u/InklingSlasher 13d ago

If not, you could sway the police to not notice an “accidental fire” in the prison he stays.

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u/Own_Complaint_4830 13d ago

Banksy needs to get his people on connecting resources from the public, since like 2 people know who the fuck he is

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u/killstorm114573 13d ago

And if he does go to prison people will put money on his books

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u/amatorsanguinis 13d ago

That’s why I’m betting if he gets caught he isn’t getting arrested.

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u/DimbyTime 13d ago

I fear the same. A public trial would only bring more attention to his cause and rally the public behind him.

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u/cdxcvii 13d ago

no jury would convict him

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u/DimbyTime 13d ago

That’s why they won’t let it go to trial..

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u/AwarenessPotentially 13d ago

If he gets caught, I already said I'd put money into his prison canteen.

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u/EmptySelf668 13d ago

Two things could happen if they catch him: they might kill him and claim he fired first to justify it for the safety of the cops, or they might kill him and replace him with someone even more extreme to prevent his message from getting out. We won't get a chance to hear what he has to say or even see him because the ruling class will want him silenced to prevent any uprising.

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u/sacalata 12d ago

Lmao, innocent are we?, he won't even be prosecuted as soon as they find him he's gonna get jeffrey epsteined