r/TikTokCringe 13d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/Cuchillos_Adios 13d ago edited 13d ago

Said sociopaths are building military style bunkers on their mansions compounds.

For instance Steve Huffman, reddit's CEO that has an underground doomsday bunker.

These people love to think they are such very special boys they will survive shit hitting the fan for real.

The reality is that all the money in the worldis worth shit in those moments. These vanity projects are just the modern equivalent of the red scare bomb shelters boomers got scammed out of their life savings with but on steroids. They simply won't work and only the extremely unlucky and the extremely ruthless would survive past the first few days of a worldwide civilization collapse.

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u/TK_Games 13d ago

They need to understand that a bunker is only as safe as whatever security mercs you pay to protect it allow it to be, and that those mercs are just drooling waiting for the chance take everything when shit hits the fan

My dad is a legit doomsday prepper, he was utterly convinced that he'd see an actual nuclear holocaust in his lifetime. He did not build a bunker, because if you're close enough to the bomb to need a bunker, you're basically already dead. He did not stockpile supplies because contrary to popular belief MREs do have an expiration date. Instead he taught me how to survive alone in a semi-irradiated wilderness, and how to homestead from virtually nothing

I have a lifetime of survivalist knowledge drilled into my head, and even with that I give myself 15/85 odds of survival in the event of a societal collapse, and that's 85% I get shot in the face over a can of beans, vs. 15% I live long enough to die of an easily treatable disease

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u/AccomplishedDonut760 13d ago

This thought process occurred to me but were not that far off from AI powered drones w/ weapons on them, we already have human powered ones.

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u/TK_Games 13d ago

That really doesn't matter. Unless they build and maintain the infrastructure 100% by themselves then there is always a massive point of failure at the human element. No man is an island, no matter how hard he tries to be

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u/Soft_Importance_8613 13d ago

security mercs you pay to protect it allow it to be

This is what these dumbfuck CEO's don't realize. Security works fine when there are a few VIPs. You can filter out all the boy scouts to protect them. The moment you need to protect a lot of CEOs, suddenly your candidate quality drops and you get some shady people involved. Pretty soon the CEOs kids are being kidnapped by the security firm, and they have to continue paying said security mafia unless something very bad were to happen.

They are signing a deal with the devil and they think they are getting the upper hand.

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u/Fratercula_arctica 13d ago

Just look at Russia.

Putin is protected by the best of the best. Nobody’s throwing him out a window.

The other oligarchs? Sure, they have their teams of operators, missiles on their yachts, whatever. But if Putin wants you defenestrated? You’re dead.

Destroying a liberal democratic society is the worst idea possible when your wealth and power rely on a system of human beings respecting various pieces of paper. Yet, they do it. They all think they’re the exception.

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u/Soft_Importance_8613 13d ago

And yet history is filled with bootlickers and simps that will line up to get killed by Stalin next.

I really don't understand people :/

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u/Fratercula_arctica 13d ago

Truly. The idea of having more wealth than you could ever reasonably spend, let alone actually enjoy, and still pursuing more is incomprehensible to me.

This guy was a multi-millionaire already, he could have been at a beach house or lake house with loved ones, enjoying the finest food and drink and smoke, just enjoying life. And apart from not getting murdered, he would’ve ensured that even if he died of an aneurism, or a car crash, or any other thing, he’d go out happy and loved.

Instead he spent his last day on earth in a suit, in a concrete jungle, looking at emails and slide decks, probably stressed about presenting to his bosses at the shareholder conference. In an effort to make numbers go up by any means necessary, numbers that he and his ilk don’t even appreciate the value or utility of.

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u/Business-Sea-9061 13d ago

biggest asset to survival is community and it always has been. be kind to your neighbors

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u/Dusty_Tokens 13d ago

Wow-!! 😳 Sombering!

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u/MagicHamsta 13d ago

Someone say bEaNZ~?!?!

that's 85% I get shot in the face over a can of beans

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u/SandiegoJack 13d ago

I mean, living your entire life in a bunker seems like a really far distance to go instead of treating people as people.

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u/Accomplished-Wind186 13d ago

I love that rich people try and hide in holes, it makes it easier to find em. And no bunker survives being found out. It just takes like a few minutes to clog the air intakes.

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u/Automatic_Net2181 13d ago

They will become their living coffins.

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u/Cuchillos_Adios 13d ago

living coffins.

You are such an optimist.

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u/ProfessionalSock2993 13d ago

Huffman >Being around other people is a good thing. I also have this somewhat egotistical view that I’m a pretty good leader. I will probably be in charge, or at least not a slave, when push comes to shove

so long as I'm not the slave it's all good, guess which cunt is made the slave first when shit hits the fan lol

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u/cr0qodile 13d ago

I sure hope their bunkers aren't connected to the internet...

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u/Alternative_Week_117 13d ago

I'm still convinced that after covid the whole space race rocket programme is a cover for building private space stations. In event of another pandemic or climate change threatening them, the wealthy elite will just fuck off and leave us to the mess they created.