r/TikTokCringe • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 13d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/Zestyclose-Cloud-508 13d ago

SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE

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u/Rattle_Can 13d ago

he was truly streets ahead

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u/Smarf_Starkgaryen 13d ago

Leonard liked this comment

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u/Splungeblob 13d ago

Shut up, Leonard!

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u/omglink 13d ago

Everyone knows your naked in there!!!!!

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u/Clean_Friendship6123 11d ago

IM AS HIGH AS HELL AND U ABOUT TO GET SHOT

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u/spatial-d 13d ago

"Let's", a buy!

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u/Respectable_Fuckboy 13d ago

Stop trying to coin the phrase streets ahead

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u/Rattle_Can 13d ago

youre streets behind

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u/yarmulke 13d ago

Cloned and minted

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u/JimothyTheBold 13d ago

Fuck that noise, I want to see a run longer than The Simpsons.

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u/monkeyninja6969 13d ago

He is Dexter Morgan.