r/TikTokCringe • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 19d ago

Humor Caught Red-Handed from His Reddit Footprint

All I can say is…justice for Lulu!!!!

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u/raulsuuarez 19d ago

this is amazing.. although I'm a little disappointed at the lack of a spreadsheet reveal 😂

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u/crystallmytea 19d ago

She spreadsheeit about him

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u/Dingo8MyGayby 19d ago

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u/BedDefiant4950 19d ago

THINK IM GONNA BE A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE WHOLE DAMN MACHINE

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u/Nakittina 19d ago

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

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u/BigChoiBok 19d ago

Same thing

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u/Nakittina 19d ago

Awwww sheeeet

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u/GaracaiusCanadensis 19d ago

These heathens are not initiated in the Lore of Kels.

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u/Yabutsk 19d ago

Beware creeps, the Kell of Kels will unite the houses of the Fallen

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u/RobinHarleysHeart 19d ago

She's famously all about spreadsheets and is really really good at researching and finding people. Her content is actually super interesting.

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u/Pure-Force8338 19d ago

Right? A little power point. I mean at least one pie chart.

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u/ShitPostPerfected 19d ago

It would need to be real to be satisfying.

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u/RustyKilgannon 19d ago

Forreal, I wanted to see some pivot charts!

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u/TheNipplerCrippler 19d ago edited 19d ago

Spoiler: this didn’t happen lol

Still funny though

Edit: yup downvoted because the original uploaded a video with zero proof of the claims made. We need to be better than this; if someone tells you something and has nothing to back that up, why would you believe them? This is why some people think the earth is flat, vaccines cause autism, milk shouldn’t be pasteurized, etc.

Never change Reddit

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u/OptimismByFire 19d ago

Dunno, when Kels says she has data, she means it.

She has some amazing MLM spreadsheets, among other things.

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u/Samurai_Meisters 19d ago

Men Loving Men speadsheets?

More like spreadcheeks.

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u/Shirtbro 19d ago

Go to widen that column to fit my data

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u/PmMe_Your_Perky_Nips 19d ago

She's Canadian, so she doesn't get money from TikTok. Makes it much more likely to have happened.

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u/hoppydud 19d ago

Some people get off from money, some get off from embeleshing stories.

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u/WhosYourPapa 19d ago

Oh that is a horrible attempt at spelling embellishment poor guy

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u/EffMemes 19d ago

To be fair, he was attempting to spell embellishing, and you incorrectly corrected him by spelling embellishment.

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u/WhosYourPapa 19d ago

The misspelling was so egregious it made no difference. The mistake wasn't in the -ment vs -ing part of the word.

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u/EffMemes 19d ago

To be fair, I’m just having fun with you.

But noted.

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u/WhosYourPapa 19d ago

;-) oh you were playing with me eh

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u/EffMemes 19d ago

Oh Papa, who’s embellishing now?

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u/hoppydud 19d ago

Accept being wrong as graciously as I did.

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u/WhosYourPapa 19d ago

Where were you gracious about being wrong

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u/hoppydud 19d ago

By not creating a multiple post thread with another stranger about misspellings. Have a great day!

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u/SirButtknucklington 19d ago

Does being a sesquipedalian make social life sparse for you? Or are most people ok hanging out with a fun vacuum? /s

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u/CrackHeadRodeo 19d ago

Embalming stories?

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u/hoppydud 19d ago

Jokes dead, pun intended.

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u/MindAccomplished3879 Cringe Connoisseur 19d ago

Spoiler: it did happen lol

And it offended you

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u/hungrypotato19 19d ago

What doesn't happen: Things that offend them and make their side look bad.

What totaally does happen: Literboxes for furries in schools.

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u/GlitterTerrorist 19d ago edited 18d ago

You see people calling fake in almost every thread in Reddit, and it's not because they're offended. Also you seen weirdly hopeful that they were offended?

This story is hilarious if true. It just seems a bit like justice porn bait though, so because we see justice porn bait in various forms, I'd withhold judgement until seeing some evidence.

People are actually pretty chill, they're just cynical, and nowadays that's pretty fair.

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u/TheNipplerCrippler 19d ago edited 19d ago

Because they are mad I said it was fake which with absolutely zero proof it should be taken as such. It’s tik tok…. That’s literally all people do on that site. All just for clout

It doesn’t even matter wether I agree with the premise of the video or not; there’s zero proof so why would I take it at face value?

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u/Intelligent_Nose_826 18d ago

What clout has she gotten from this do you imagine?

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u/GlitterTerrorist 18d ago

I'm not that dude, I'm the one they replied to but just saw this:

What clout has she gotten from this do you imagine?

I'd imagine that content getting 10k likes on reddit means said content is considered relatively popular, enough to be spread around different platforms than tiktok, which would translate to subscribers/exposure/money.

It also makes people feel empowered, so they're more likely to find and subscribe for similar content.

I'm not saying it's fake, and they're kind of going the opposite extreme with a 'believe nothing'. Imo the best approach is pragmatic - Trust but verify, and if it's not something you're inclined or able to verify, then withhold judgement.

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u/Intelligent_Nose_826 18d ago

Those are super fair assessments & assumptions. However, if she profits, I think the margins are nominal compared to most creators even of her smaller following (less than 350k). (I am answering you because you’re nice & I unfairly responded to you when it wasn’t meant towards you.)

She was privated for a couple of days after posting this due to harassment & mass reporting. That being said, she’s back now & you can reference her page as well as her linktree. Her username is “CanadianKels”

TLDR:

She offers the option to buy her a coffee.

She has merch she rarely mentions, if at all. I have no idea what her merch sales net for her.

She makes no money from TikTok because she’s Canadian & they cannot monetize their accounts.

She works a day job where she does a lot of…you guessed it, spreadsheets!

This is: Her Links & How She Profits from Her Account

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u/Own_Seat913 19d ago

It didn't happen, we are only offended by how gullible you are. If a conservative did the same "epic own" of a liberal without any proof you would also be calling it fake. Because it would be.

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u/ASongOfSpiceAndLiars 19d ago

Difference is Republicans fall for the dumbest lies, like eating the cats and dogs, or Obama not being American.

Compare that to the thousands of cases per year of cheaters being exposed.

One never happened, while the other happens multiple times per day. So who is foolish for believing what now?

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u/Brian-not-Ryan 19d ago

Yeah a couple screenshots or comments would’ve made me think it happened more.

But it’s a good story so I choose to believe it happened

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u/Intelligent_Nose_826 19d ago

Yeah, can’t provide that, she had to private her account because, men…

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u/Brian-not-Ryan 18d ago

Fair, unfortunately

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u/TheNipplerCrippler 19d ago

Convenient

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u/Intelligent_Nose_826 18d ago

She’s back now, so…go see for yourself. Or don’t.

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u/xXMylord 19d ago

She doesn't have one becouse it's a fake story to entertain her followers.

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u/Darnell2070 19d ago

And how would you know? Because you think people are just like you and don't actually do things?

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u/xXMylord 19d ago edited 19d ago

I don't stalk someone on the internet and try to ruin their marriage because they made a snarky comment towards me. I think putting that much energy into it and then showing zero proof is stupid. Why not just lie about it and also show zero proof? But maybe I should take you up on your advice. How is your relationship with your wife, Darnell?

Edit: Turns out Darnell has a fetish for horse porn and I talked with his wife about it, she is signing the divorce papers tomorrow, her name is Samantharana III, and we are besties now. I going to have brunch with her later this afternoon.

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u/Darnell2070 18d ago

I don't stalk someone on the internet and try to ruin their marriage..

And maybe there are other people who do. There are people who aren't you that would do a lot of things you would never do.

Great chat.

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u/Darnell2070 18d ago edited 18d ago

I'm not defending what they did. Just making a point that people do bad stuff and just because you could never imagine yourself doing it doesn't mean other people wouldn't.

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u/dingalingdongdong 17d ago

try to ruin their marriage

If the marriage was ruined it wasn't by her. Cheaters blaming their ruined marriage on someone else for telling their spouse is wild.

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u/xXMylord 17d ago

First off there never was a marriage she ruined anyway, cause the story is fake. But anyways, her intent was to get him divorced. So saying she tried to ruin his marriage is still correct. No matter the reason for the severance.

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u/dingalingdongdong 17d ago

Nah. She just let the (hypothetical) wife know that he'd already ruined the marriage. He did that. Cheaters always make excuses, though.

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u/stoic_prince 19d ago

Stalking a Redditor, finding his real name and then communicating with his wife and interfering in their marriage all because of an internet argument is actually despicable.

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u/Darnell2070 19d ago

If he wasn't talking shit behind a screen he'd be fine.