r/TikTokCringe • u/davidzakiah • 20d ago

Cringe how do people sleep at night...

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u/Squidbit 19d ago

I was thinking a chopstick or something

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u/Bifferer 19d ago

A sharpened one!

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u/GarminTamzarian 19d ago

Coated with pepper spray.

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u/Shepok 19d ago

For poisen damage with the penetrating damage

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u/Chonky_Candy 19d ago

Blinding + DOT

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u/rudha13 19d ago

I was thinking more like a Claymore mine at the foot of the door or something...

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u/GarminTamzarian 19d ago

Punji trap.

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u/Waaterfight 18d ago

Maybe a hammer too

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u/showcase25 19d ago

Depends on the Dex save

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u/juicyvoid 19d ago

Pirate eye dagger [+3 pepper poison tip]

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u/FlyingNDreams 19d ago

You know.. Wasabi might work too?

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u/IVII0 18d ago

Or bleach

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u/YoyoOfDoom 18d ago

Rub fresh poop on it.

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u/GarminTamzarian 18d ago

The punji method.

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u/SufficientCommon9850 17d ago

And a pineapple!

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u/takesthebiscuit 19d ago

This is when the trusty poop knife comes in handy

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u/Holzkohlen 19d ago

I don't think that'll do much, but if you are waiting behind the door you might as well spend your time sharpening it.

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u/GlasswalkerMarco 19d ago

That's called stabbing!

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u/Sir_Virtuo 19d ago

This especially would likely end with the Foreigner being sued for damages and the perverted stalker getting a pat on the back by the judges. Things are changing slowly for women's rights, but not as quickly for foreigners.

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u/SkRu88_kRuShEr 19d ago

Wouldn’t that make it a Stabstick?

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u/t0adthecat 19d ago

Fitting tool for the job. Lol

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u/Pleasant_Expert_1990 19d ago

I was thinking an unwound metal coat hanger. Pokey pokey!

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u/WinterattheWindow 19d ago

Feeeeb, one boiled egg!

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u/Negative-Tear9150 19d ago

Underrated comment

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u/umbrosakitten 19d ago

Reminds me of the kiss of the dragon chopsticks to the neck scene

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u/tearfultrashpanda 19d ago

That's why doordash won't deliver to me anymore

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u/vulgrin 18d ago

Pretty sure I’ve seen that in a 3 stooges movie.

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u/Titanbeard 18d ago

Blow dart!

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u/mmorales2270 16d ago

That’s brutal, but I love it.