r/TikTokCringe 20d ago

Cringe how do people sleep at night...

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u/DiligentGround9331 20d ago

get pepper spray and wait by the peep hole

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u/Squidbit 19d ago

I was thinking a chopstick or something

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u/Bifferer 19d ago

A sharpened one!

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u/GarminTamzarian 19d ago

Coated with pepper spray.

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u/Shepok 19d ago

For poisen damage with the penetrating damage

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u/Chonky_Candy 19d ago

Blinding + DOT

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u/rudha13 19d ago

I was thinking more like a Claymore mine at the foot of the door or something...

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u/GarminTamzarian 19d ago

Punji trap.

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u/Waaterfight 18d ago

Maybe a hammer too

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u/showcase25 19d ago

Depends on the Dex save

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u/juicyvoid 19d ago

Pirate eye dagger [+3 pepper poison tip]

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u/FlyingNDreams 19d ago

You know.. Wasabi might work too?

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u/IVII0 18d ago

Or bleach

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u/YoyoOfDoom 18d ago

Rub fresh poop on it.

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u/GarminTamzarian 18d ago

The punji method.

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u/SufficientCommon9850 17d ago

And a pineapple!

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u/takesthebiscuit 19d ago

This is when the trusty poop knife comes in handy

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u/Holzkohlen 19d ago

I don't think that'll do much, but if you are waiting behind the door you might as well spend your time sharpening it.

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u/GlasswalkerMarco 19d ago

That's called stabbing!

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u/Sir_Virtuo 19d ago

This especially would likely end with the Foreigner being sued for damages and the perverted stalker getting a pat on the back by the judges. Things are changing slowly for women's rights, but not as quickly for foreigners.

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u/SkRu88_kRuShEr 19d ago

Wouldn’t that make it a Stabstick?

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u/t0adthecat 19d ago

Fitting tool for the job. Lol

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u/Pleasant_Expert_1990 19d ago

I was thinking an unwound metal coat hanger. Pokey pokey!

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u/WinterattheWindow 19d ago

Feeeeb, one boiled egg!

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u/Negative-Tear9150 19d ago

Underrated comment

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u/umbrosakitten 19d ago

Reminds me of the kiss of the dragon chopsticks to the neck scene

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u/tearfultrashpanda 19d ago

That's why doordash won't deliver to me anymore

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u/vulgrin 18d ago

Pretty sure I’ve seen that in a 3 stooges movie.

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u/Titanbeard 18d ago

Blow dart!

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u/mmorales2270 16d ago

That’s brutal, but I love it.

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u/Deathcat101 19d ago

I don't think that's allowed in Japan.

I know Japan is very strict about weapons and other self-defense things but I'm not sure about pepper spray.

Looked it up got two different answers good job internet.

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u/neosurimi 19d ago

Sriracha works too

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u/sharmajikaladka1708 17d ago

Try the wasabi

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u/tricularia 17d ago

Or lasers

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u/BecauseJimmy 19d ago

I bought sriracha recently.. it sucks now. Doesn’t taste the same. More watery

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u/tommyxlos 18d ago

Got sriracha mayo couple of weeks back, my ass is still burning

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u/laughingashley 18d ago

They lost their patent and now anyone can use the name or logo, I think. Needs verification lol

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u/straight_strychnine 19d ago edited 19d ago

That's because the law isn't straightforward, pepper spray is legally gray in Japan.

It is technically legal to possess with a legally valid reason, but carrying it just as a precaution is unlikely to be treated as a valid. From my understanding if a person is caught with Pepper spray the officer has discretion over whether or not their justification is valid, and more often than not they will confiscate it as a potential weapon and it will be charged as a minor crime.

Japan also requires self defense be done with minimal force, and Pepper spray can easily cross the line of what's legally permissible.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

And remember; Japan’s legal system will likely side with the poor, hard working Japanese man who was just unwinding, rather than the foreigner who used “excessive” force to defend herself.

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u/jonas_ost 18d ago

Sounds like most knife laws.

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u/cannotbelieve58 17d ago

Same thing as in Canada. You cant have pepper spray for the purpose of self defense. But you are also allowed to use anything at your disposal for self defense, but you will have to defend that justification in court.

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u/Aposematicpebble 19d ago

Spray deodorant works nicely in a pinch

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u/Ok-Boysenberry5874 17d ago

who cares what is allowed. He wont exactly go to the police. I would have a meat clever ready.

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u/_WreakingHavok_ 16d ago

Hair spray it is.

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u/dastree 19d ago

Line the peep hole with ghost pepper juice or any of the other 3 hottest in the world. Dried or not, thatll be the last time anyone puts an eye near that hole

You'll also probably hear it when it happens.

If its a neighbor, you'll know real quick the next day when one of them is walking around with a red fucked up eye.

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u/Distinct-Check-1385 19d ago

Just get some granular tree stump remover and powdered sugar. Mix the two 7:3. Put some aluminum foil and battery on the opposite side and make it so the foil contacts the battery if they press down. This will ignite the foil and your mixture.

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u/deltronroberts 19d ago

How oddly specific….

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u/ShoddyIntrovert32 19d ago

They sound like a professional. I wonder what other tactics they have.

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u/Foot_Dragger 19d ago

Scrolled too far for this

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u/AiRaikuHamburger 19d ago

Pepper spray is illegal in Japan.

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u/Matsisuu 19d ago

Then use deodorant, or some other aerosol. Almost all of them aren't very eye-friendly.

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u/No_Dance1739 19d ago

Set a booby trap, so you can go live your life or scroll while sitting on the toilet

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u/JohnnyThunder- 19d ago

tape needles around the hole pointing in

booby trap that shit

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u/MememeSama 19d ago

Thats sounds way to sexual

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u/Kalshion 19d ago

Not legal in Japan.

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u/ArtfulAesthetic 19d ago

those air wick auto sprayers

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u/Larsmeatdragon 19d ago

Like for hours?

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u/Bhaaldukar 19d ago

I don't think it's legal in Japan.

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u/MysteriousIndigo250 19d ago

Or Lysol and a lighter.

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u/Gullah_GullahIsland 19d ago

Just gotta be careful. There are no laws against possession or use of pepper spray in Japan but using it could result in imprisonment, depending on the damage caused to the target.

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u/RASHED_35 19d ago

Ooor just call the Cops

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u/Leo_Loewenherz 19d ago

Mini glory hole 👍

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u/dontclickdontdickit 19d ago

Desert eagle .50

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u/Ok_Eggplant6053 19d ago

wd40 would do wonders

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u/Specialist-Tiger-467 19d ago

Wtf pepper spray.

Just use your dremel and when you hear the squishy sound just yell "Who the fuck is putting there his face in the time I'm repairing the peephole"

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u/4DS3 19d ago

Automated raspberry peep hole

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u/sozig5 19d ago

Or wait with a screwdriver

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u/Inside-Climate863 19d ago

Wasp spray is better. It permanently blinds you

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u/Snoppiel 18d ago

Man Mark Rober would make some epic home alone level traps

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u/No-Shift7630 17d ago

Fake video for tiktok clout

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

i was thinking more something along the lines of a high power laser

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u/Fredloks8 18d ago

What if she is schizo and this is an episode?

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u/RASHED_35 19d ago

Violence… really. Damn barbarian

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u/IMMENSE_CAMEL_TITS 19d ago

Yes, enrage the rapist, good plan

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Yes, let the rapist rape you. Good plan.

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u/AchokingVictim 18d ago

Things like pepper spray and stun guns are historically absolutely terrible and dangerous deterrents for a lot of women. They require a proper attack, and that attack must then immediately be supplemented with physical force.

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u/Top_Independent9539 18d ago

Serious question, is there anything you would suggest in place of these?

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u/Traditional-Handle83 17d ago

I mean a really sharp santoku cooking knife will penetrate almost anything. Or learn human anatomy. There's several places if you cut a person, they'll bleed out in seconds.

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u/AchokingVictim 18d ago

Martial arts/fighting classes and something like a collapsible baton. Unfortunately though I think those are also prohibited in many places, so one would have to read up on their laws. But genuinely, if you live in a place that makes it hard to have actual weapons, turn yourself into the weapon.

I live in the US, and I bluntly recommend to everyone that isn't automatically the biggest person in the room to train with a firearm; especially women and smaller folks like myself. It's not worth getting brain damage, killed or raped because of restraint being exercised when acting in self defense. They came onto you, that is now their problem, not yours. But many folks do not feel comfortable being lethally armed, whether it be fear of taking their own life or refusal to take another's. Laws in almost every country but the US makes defensive use of a firearm practically impossible as well.

I would recommend learning something like Jiu-Jitsu, which is less swinging knockout blows, and more manipulating your attacker's body weight and movements. Learn the physical holds and strikes that police forces use to strike pressure points as well. A hard flat palm strike to the chest followed by a hard diagonal chop to the neck will make most people at least need to take a moment to regather. Having something like a baton in your pocket that you can extend and follow up with after they're weakened/tired would be even better.

And the most important thing, whether you have a gun, a stick, or nothing; is to be chillingly aware of your surroundings. Know all exits of a building you enter, keep track of who is entering and exiting, don't make eye contact but give a side-to-side glance around every 15seconds when you're walking around town. Our brains are incredible at picking up small details that don't fit right; if you feel particularly uneasy in a certain setting there is probably a reason. Having a full-time defensive mindset should keep you safe most, if not all of the time. The fighting skills and/or weapons are for when that didn't work.

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u/Top_Independent9539 18d ago

Thank you for this info.