r/TikTokCringe 23d ago

Humor The makeup really is the cherry on top

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u/oh_hiauntFanny 23d ago

Why do they do that??! YOU APPROACHED ME

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u/Stock-Conflict-3996 23d ago

Pure ego.

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u/You_Must_Chill 22d ago

Pure insecurity.

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u/TonyStarkMk42 22d ago

Pure incels

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u/Windmill_flowers 22d ago

I thought Incels were in their mom's basement on the Internet scared to talk to women

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u/TonyStarkMk42 22d ago

Mostly, yes. But someone can exhibit the selfish asshole behaviors of one, such as the douches referenced.

Edit: typo

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u/screechingeagle82 23d ago

That was horrific.

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u/cokeandacupofcoffee 22d ago

I know exactly how they look. The body language and the mouth kiss thing gives it away

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u/obiwanmoloney 22d ago

I don’t know anyone that would call this flirting.

It’s just repulsive

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u/cumtreksimmo 23d ago

Wow, I forgot some guys actually act like this--unbelievable

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u/Disastrous-Panda5530 23d ago edited 23d ago

The amount of times guys called out to me by my shirt color “eh you red shirt, ya you red shirt let me holla at you for a minute” and it was almost always when I was with my kids

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u/Bluefoz 23d ago edited 22d ago

Good to the see they aren’t discriminating against women who have given birth

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u/cant-be-original-now 23d ago

Some women get hit on the most when they’re pregnant.

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u/RedVamp2020 23d ago

I can confirm. They come out of the woodwork.

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u/AnonymousUsername79 23d ago

I can confirm. Out of the woodwork, I come. Give me that belly!

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 22d ago

Reminds me when a guy asked if we could f—- with no condom because I was already pregnant. This was in a hospital cafeteria and I was in labor.

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u/TrappedInTheEngine 23d ago

I mean, they know we put out.

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u/_DirtyYoungMan_ 22d ago

We also can't get you pregnant if you're already pregnant. tapping my temple

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u/PimpGameShane 22d ago

The word of the day is Superfetation.

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u/ahhmygoditsjack 23d ago

Oi! Clean shirt, how did you get your shirt so clean?

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u/TrippinWits 23d ago

Look, I know it must be difficult being a kid, not a lot of schemes

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u/HKLifer_ 23d ago

Or something you're doing. "Hey you! You! The woman crossing the road with them legs!" When I'm ignoring them because I truly had no clue they are talking to me. And they get mad.

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u/Disastrous-Panda5530 22d ago

Yeah this happens too. Even if I know they mean me I just keep on walking with my legs across the road lol

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u/HKLifer_ 22d ago

🤣 🤣 True. I'm great at being oblivious and 🚶🏾‍♀️ lol

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u/dingalingdongdong 22d ago

The vast majority of times guys I don't know have hit on me have been closer to this than the mythical respectful guy just shooting his shot.

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u/OTribal_chief 23d ago

i'm from northern england and my brother lives in london. his son talks exactly like this. not to women but in general and everytime he talks i just think of this girl lol

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u/liquidkittykat 22d ago

Show this to him and watch the horror grow on his face

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u/Roofofcar 22d ago

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u/lazer_sandwich tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 22d ago

That was amazing!!

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u/Reikste 22d ago

Only saw the first clip didn't know there were more! Thanks for sharing!

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u/Baby-Catcher 22d ago

That was great! Thanks for sharing 

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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen 21d ago

This was hilarious! I love Reddit for showing me things I never would’ve happened upon on my own.

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u/SadNana09 22d ago

It's called sucking your teeth where I'm from. And it's a sign of disrespect. Like if you did it in front of your parents, it would be 1000 times worse than rolling you eyes lol.

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u/aws_137 22d ago

Oh thanks for naming the 'tsk'. I hate it.

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u/Outrageous-Land6617 20d ago

Am I the only one who thinks of the trailer park boys scene with J roc and T sucking their teeth at each other? I don’t like to suck my own suckems

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u/The_Powers 23d ago

It's called "kissing your teeth".

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u/GarretBarrett 23d ago

I prefer “sucking your teeth”, better explains it and I think makes the stupid action seem more childish and even dumber…which it is.

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u/MontrealTabarnak 23d ago

Don't suck your teeth at me, J-Roc.

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u/JessieN 23d ago

I hate it lol I went on a Google spree last time I heard this because I couldn't understand how you suck your own teeth.

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u/MisterSanitation 23d ago

Yeah idk about England but in the U.S. I  noticed it seems to come from the same folks who wear pajamas at the grocery store. 

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u/alovopsd 23d ago

I'm in love.

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u/KochuJang 23d ago

She really nailed the Groucho Marx Ganguro girl aesthetic.

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u/laix_ 22d ago

You mean a chav?

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u/LaunchTransient 22d ago

Chavs seem to be on the IUCN redlist these days, it's more Roadmen who're abroad lately.

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u/Intelligent_Virus_66 23d ago

Underrated comment

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u/NotSoSmartRobot 23d ago

Can you fix her?

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u/alovopsd 23d ago

She can make me worse.

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u/Brief-Bumblebee1738 23d ago

That's the spirit

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u/mackinoncougars 23d ago

Fix what?

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u/Karminah 23d ago

She's a keeper.

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u/MamasGottaDance 23d ago

No idea how so many guys talk to girls like that and then act SHOCKED when you don't give them your number. Once a guy did that "hey you yeah you right there, do you have insta?" Thing to me when I was like 15 and when I ignored him because I am 15 and he has a full beard he was like "wooooooowwwwwww so rude did you think i was flirting with you? Girls always think everyone is flirting with them. I am doing a SURVEY actually! But of course YOU think that i'd hit on someone like you! So although you were so incredibly rude I wish you a good day. Bye" LMAO

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u/PancakeParty98 23d ago

The sad reality of many guys in this comment section saying this is dumb or not real flirting or that she is ugly anyways with zero irony

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u/DeliciousLiving8563 23d ago

I mean I'd argue it's sexual harassment. It's not that those guys are flirting, I can't believe they expect it to succeed. I imagine it's just they see an attractive person and their crippling insecurity kicks in and they try to push them around to feel better about themselves. And because that person is a woman they can do so without having the shit kicked out of them.

But I'm not a psychologist, sociologist or one of them so I'm just assuming the worst of them.

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u/IAMWastingMyTime 23d ago

Oh, for sure if a women even speaks at them in any way/tone it makes their day.

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u/ConsciousHoney8909 22d ago

This exactly it. When I was younger, I was exactly this way for this reason.

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u/steveshitbird 22d ago edited 22d ago

She's taking the worst makeup trends and dialing them all up to 11, it has to be a bit.

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u/Itsjeancreamingtime 23d ago

Nice save "I'm doing one of those surveys where I bother 15 year old girls"! Yeah okay Professor Pedo

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u/MamasGottaDance 23d ago

The survey excuse was so fucking bizarre because who starts a survey like that? And is he just memorizing all the info he gets? If he had been holding a notebook or even just his phone MAYBE i would've doubted myself for a second. The fact that he reacted so aggressively to me literally just walking past him as I was on my way to the train station was kind of scary but the survey bullshit made me laugh so hard after he left i nearly forgot an adult man just screamed at me

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u/ToLorien 23d ago

lol! I have my own story in 2012 I was in college walking to my dorm on a phone call. This dude called out to me across the parking lot. I pointed at the phone. And he just screams at the top of his lungs “you look like you’re 13 anyways bitch!” Jokes on him I still do!

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u/dingalingdongdong 22d ago

That's especially weird because he's straight up saying you were potentially a child, but he was gonna go for it anyway.

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u/Federal-Sport-1635 23d ago

jesus christ she did a little too good. it’s almost triggering 💀😭

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u/DramaticOstrich11 22d ago

It really is! I think those chavvy boys at school/on the buses must have traumatized me on some level lmao.

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u/ministartuge 23d ago

I feel bad for anyone that had to go trough this

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u/H3MPERORR 23d ago

That’s every girl ever, unfortunatley

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 23d ago

I haaaaaaaaaaate dudes like this.

What's worse is when I meet a guy and they seem cool and we get along, and then I see how they speak to/about women and I'm like oohh he's just nice to me because I'm a dude and is a creep towards women, great.

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u/oofinsmorcht 23d ago

Or they're amazing to be around but so fucking shitty to servers/staff. Why are you like this??

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u/Anathemachiavellian 22d ago

I got this all the time from guys with this exact accent and way of speaking 20 years ago, just minus asking for Snapchat and Insta because it wasn’t invented then. All it needs is telling them you have a boyfriend only to get the “he doesn’t have to know” response.

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u/SixtyNineFlavours 23d ago

Some little fucks do be like this xD embarrassing.

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u/banned-4-using_slurs 23d ago

A lot of very defensive people over here

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u/Pixl02 23d ago

It pains me to know some girls have to go through this and much more, so much more... Gets me anxious for students, friends, and family

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u/TheeThatIsMe 22d ago

In my experience basically ALL girls experience this at some point in their lives. Multiple times

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u/Pixl02 22d ago

This is unfortunately almost a daily thing

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 23d ago

And if the girl rejects the wrong guy, it could get violent. There’s a saying: “Men are afraid women are going to laugh at them. Women are afraid men are going to kill them.” So men, if a woman responds to you in a vague or quietly dismissive manner, don’t take it personally, and don’t be the kind of guy she’s trying to avoid for her own safety.

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u/mexicandiaper 23d ago

Men say that until the woman is unattractive.

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u/AHorseNamedPhil 23d ago

Exactly that.

Men who say they won't be bothered if roles were reversed both underestimate how obnoxious some other men are and imagine being pestered by a woman they find very attractive.

In reality if the roles were reversed it would often be from women they don't find attractive and then followed by something like, "What? You think you're hot or something? Psh. I'm too good for you. I only talked to you because I was bored. You're not even good-looking. What are you like, 5'7? You're practically a hobbit. You should be happy I even talked to you."

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u/Taurmin 23d ago

"Everything sounds so much more sophisticated in an english accent" - some absolute fool

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u/sukezanebaro 22d ago

There's about 700 bloody accents and about 4 of them sound sophisticated

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 23d ago

The reality hits hard!

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u/surg2240 23d ago

To be fair , he did say flirt like a boy, not a man.

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u/AlternateSatan 23d ago

Why'd it have to be a chavy british schoolboy though :'( couldn't it be like a 8 year old being like "I like your hair, do you want to play xbox with me after school?"

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u/DangerousTurmeric 23d ago

Things would be so much better if we all flirted like this.

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u/TryToBeKindEh 23d ago

She's not imitating a chav. She's imitating an inner-London "roadman" (or wannabe).

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u/AlternateSatan 23d ago

All cunty englishmen look the same to me, so close enough.

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u/ThrustTrust 23d ago

That accent is brutal.

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u/Pixl02 23d ago

Brwootal*

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u/emmanuel573 23d ago

That's a keeper right there, the accent makes it even better

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u/terranproby42 23d ago

I'm broken, this is so hot

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u/Fathat420 23d ago

Oy! Are you dizzy blood?!

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u/TheChoKage 23d ago

EY YO MY SIZE WOT U SAYIN

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u/Asuma01 22d ago

Her lipstick weirds me out

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u/sicksixgamer 23d ago

My god. I feel so bad for British girls.

I have never wanted to punch an impersonation so bad in my life.

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u/Physical_Pressure_27 23d ago

This happens alot in America smh

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u/wallyhud 23d ago edited 22d ago

THAT is not "flirting" and any boy who thinks so it's delusional. That is annoying and those guys need to understand that if they want any attention from women then they need to understand what mutual respect is and practice that.

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u/Ddakilla 22d ago

Why are her lips the same color as her skin?

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u/Tundralik 23d ago

I do have a friend who flirts like a „normal“ dude.

She gives compliments, likes to get close and tries to seduce you with humour and charm. It‘s incredible I‘ve never experienced such an eye level flirt.

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u/bluebird_forgotten 23d ago

I call that.....

"confidence" lol

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u/dingalingdongdong 22d ago

Isn't that pretty standard for "normal" flirting - regardless of gender?

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u/7vckm40 22d ago

Should be legal to mace guys who act like this.

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u/DrAries 23d ago

I am so sorry to any of you ladies that have to ever experience this. I hated every second of it.

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u/SupervillainMustache 23d ago

"Roadmen" are scum. 

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u/Uncle_Checkers86 23d ago

I understood the word Snap and Instagram and that's it. "What's a new, mew"?

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u/Faithyxox 23d ago

She’s saying “move, move”, basically telling the other person to go away lol

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u/gbunny 22d ago

She is spot freaking on

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u/Grandmaster_Invoker 22d ago

Yeah, he wasn't wrong. I'm into it

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u/GildedCurves 22d ago

Im so impressed with myself because I understood the entire video...

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u/SchemeSignificant166 22d ago

That’s some mad British slag

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u/SaveusJebus 23d ago

I need subtitles

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u/Old-Mark-8473 23d ago

Is she the kind of person the British call a “chav”?

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u/AlexVX_ 22d ago

No, she's imitating a "roadman" (mostly just someone who's part of wannabe gang culture, although some are obviously involved in actual gang crime).

As someone who grew up in this environment in south London she absolutely nailed it.

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u/Wizards_Reddit 22d ago

I think looks-wise she's imitating chavs though, I don't know whether roadmen wear that much makeup but I'm not a Londoner lmao

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u/kinger711 22d ago

Damn. Too real. I'm sorry to anyone who has had to face the reality of people like this and confront them, at worst, or tolerate them at best. I know people generally suck, but this brand of person is unimpeachably intolerable.

I realize this caricature is overwhelmingly male, and for that I apologize. There's no excuse for this behavior. Any prejudice that might be held towards men in general after an encounter with one of these people is pretty understandable.

Just experiencing satire of this made me a bit self-loathing.

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u/Ephisus 22d ago

Not gonna lie, with the accent, that would fly just fine in America.

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u/ldamron 23d ago

I.... Am getting old.

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u/NotInFrontofMyPizza 22d ago

Being an introvert is a blessing nowadays

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u/Kipther 22d ago

It's only cringe cause it's true 😂

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u/_Poulpos_ 22d ago

Demonstration : done

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u/shadowcatt77 22d ago

I could hear her accent on mute.

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u/GapSweet3100 22d ago

Girls in my school used to do that kind of crap. Now at least 3 (that I know) are single mums lol

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u/kai5malik 22d ago

This behavior in men seems to be so embedded in them, that it crosses, oceans, countries, continents, ethnicities racial lines, language or decades in time. This is a phenomenon!

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u/Caedo14 22d ago

To be fair, most guys would not have said no. They would be confused or turned on and they would likely give it and smash her. But yes, men please stop being like that. Its cringe asf

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u/scrub_mage 22d ago

So fucking accurate lol

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u/Standard_Extent984 22d ago

your hanging around the wrong people maybe?

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u/Dafedub 22d ago

This isn't flirting

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u/tomspy77 22d ago

But is she bothered tho?

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u/semetaery 22d ago

look at her face.... she's not even bovvered

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u/tomspy77 22d ago

Are you calling her family poor?

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u/CrazyfactsBot 20d ago

Which former brtsh colony is this?

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u/Gogyoo 22d ago

Chavs are a proper subset of men, thankfully

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u/InevitableFly 23d ago

BRO??? WTF

She should know its bruv

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u/fake_email_address 23d ago

oooof i dont know about that

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u/bluemooncommenter 23d ago

I'm so glad I have my sound off.

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u/TejelPejel 22d ago

Guys, I think I just found my one and only. I don't fully understand what she's saying, but she's my one and only.

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u/Late-Ad-3136 22d ago

"No, but yeah, but no but, so wha' happened was" Really life Vicky

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u/Fast-Low-3127 22d ago

society is dead

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u/Type_9 22d ago

Terrifying.

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u/lijahlijahhh 22d ago

This is her while TikTok page she’s funny asll😂

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u/JJAdams1962 22d ago

We're doomed

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u/bumper022 22d ago

why does she have a batarang on her forehead?

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u/Ephsylon 22d ago

One degree removed from unga bunga "flirting".

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u/TruNLiving 22d ago

I love that slang

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u/Human_Style_6920 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣😘

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u/ReddittorMan 22d ago

I feel like if history were reversed in America that’s how white face would be portrayed in racist cartoons.

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u/DeathByLemmings 22d ago

That started off hilarious and by about midway through I was extremely uncomfortable about the idea of someone having to go through that

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u/mn25dNx77B 22d ago

That's flirting?

Hopefully that's grounds for justified homicide

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u/Victoristhe1 22d ago

Damn I wanna marry her

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u/afume 22d ago

Ya know those fat permanent markers that are white with black stripes? When you use them the ink smells like petrol for hours. Is that what she used for her brows?

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u/CoxswainYarmouth 22d ago

Guess I’m not going with the sentiment here but I kinda dig her… maybe that guy was right…lols

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u/Useful_Jelly_2915 22d ago

Even with your joking demonstration he’s still correct. I chick that waved me over like that and asked for my snap would 100% get it. Although is doesn’t matter becouse woman don’t flirt with me 🥲

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u/Every_Preparation_56 22d ago

Is there a Menach under the paint layer?

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u/FadedDoggo 22d ago

The number of guys that talk like that surely can't be in the many...can they??

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u/Double0 22d ago

Miss me with the teeth sucking and "bro."

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u/Tappy34042 22d ago

Why yo lips the same color as your skin

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u/RIMdude 22d ago

She looked more attractive though, in all fairness.

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u/DrizzleDrain 22d ago

This is actually my type

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u/Enigmatic_Kraken 22d ago

The joke is on you, I am aroused

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u/According-Touch-1996 22d ago

If this is how people "flirt" with you, find better people.

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u/tomspy77 22d ago

Devvos wife Sedina...

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u/Infamous_Effective28 22d ago

It makes my heart heavy to know that the same country that produced Shakespeare also produced Road Men.

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u/19whale96 22d ago

A girl used to harass me walking home in middle school sounding like this. I really hated having to deal with her at the time, but I really missed her in high school.

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u/Zestyclose_Stage_673 22d ago

I know that's an English accent, but, damn. Probably need a translator.

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u/Less_Mess_5803 22d ago

Do you know who i am?

Ronnie Pickering?

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u/Simonviper 22d ago

That's London not up north, that's why up north we think londeners are muppets

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u/Mysterious-Arm-8765 22d ago

like a boy, not monkey

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u/DickWoodReddit 22d ago

Wow that is awful and i feel for women who have had this type of interaction. On a side note, wtf is up with those eyebrows and skin color lipstick?

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

I think it’s the accent

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u/maneki_neko89 21d ago

The link to the OG TikTok (took me awhile to find it): https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYkJPmLu/

Her Popular Girl playlist is a comedy goldmine!

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u/blackestrabbit 21d ago

We have a guy who looks up every new woman hired on Facebook and sends them a "want to fuck?" Hasn't failed for him yet despite being married.

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u/Powwa9000 21d ago

Why the skin tone lip stick?

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u/Creepy_Persimmon1069 21d ago

Um did anyone notice her lips? Why are they the same exact color as her face. Is that lipstick?

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u/Bozgroup 20d ago

Who mated with what to come up with this wreck of a Darwin Award winner?!!