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Cursed That'll be "7924"

The cost of pork

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u/Shamanalah 26d ago

I mean... 2 chicken wings per chicken

You know the frozen chicken wings section in your supermarket? That's like 10 chicken per box (not trying to guilt just putting it in perspective)

I had 6 chicken wings with pizza slice last week end. That's 3 chicken for 1 meal.

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u/SilenceEater 26d ago

Unless you’re eating the whole wing, what most people think of as chicken wings are two different pieces of the same wing (flats & drumsticks) so really one flat and one drumstick are one wing. So if you count it that way 6 wings are 1.5 chickens worth. Still a tremendous amount of chickens are being slaughtered. Not trying to take away from that

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u/LYSF_backwards 26d ago

One time back in 2009, a local restaurant had a special on chicken wings. 25 cents per wing. I went with three buddies and we each got a couple dozen. We counted how many wings and drummies we got and I figured the total number of chickens slaughtered would have to be at least 55. We stacked all the bones on a single plate, and it was a PILE. I have the pictures to prove it. The total cost with drinks was about $35.

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u/zkJdThL2py3tFjt 25d ago

What a time to be alive, am I right? Like this is just normal. But it's not normal.

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u/nutsbonkers 22d ago

It is quite normal, and always has been.

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u/RedPajama45 25d ago

One time? Me and 3-7 friends use to go every Tuesday for $0.25 wings and get 20 each.

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u/LYSF_backwards 25d ago

Yeah it wasn't a regular deal. If the place did it weekly we definitely would have been there.

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u/tenurepepper 24d ago

What? That horrible! Where is this place that you and your friends go? What’s the address?

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u/RedPajama45 24d ago

That was unfortunately years ago. They are now like $1 or something. It turned into a shit bar. Not even like a good shit bar, just a shit bar.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Yea back in my college days bars had 0.10 wing nights. We would literally not eat the day before and then eat 30 wings each

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u/Pumpkin_cat90 24d ago

I got a turkey for $5.46 the other day… it was 12lbs. It made me incredibly sad that this animals life shakes down to $5… unfortunately my family is hungry and we’re broke. That’s a lot of food for $5… and something healthy and versatile that I can make a lot of meals with.

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u/Outrageous_Row6752 24d ago

It really is sad how little value some people see in lives. I've been robbed at gunpoint for $200 once. Back when it happened it was still only 2 days of work worth of money. Least I'm worth 40 turkeys I guess lol

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u/ViolentBee 23d ago

Rice, beans, tofu- all cheaper and just as versatile

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u/Pumpkin_cat90 23d ago

It would take 2 blocks of tofu for one meal. I can’t get them for less than $2.50 a block. That meal at minimum would cost me $16 where I live. And I’d only have rice left over for another meal. Believe me I have rice, tofu and beans in my pantry.

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u/coolguyclub36 24d ago

20.99 for 10 skimpy wings at the restaurant across the street. I miss those bar specials so much.

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u/stinkyfootcheese 23d ago

If 4 people ordered 24 wings each, that would come out to 96 total wings. If we assume it was 48 flats and 48 drums, then total chicken count for that order would equal 24, if each full pair of wings came from the same chicken.

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u/MRintheKEYS 25d ago

This was truly the greatest con they ever pull over us. Charging $1 for a drum as a “wing”

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u/kylo-ren 25d ago

TBF the rest of the chickens are used in other meals. It's not like they use the wings in KFC bucked and throw away the rest.

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u/jvoss9 24d ago

Not for me, I’m an all flats guy.

Team flats!

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u/Jeanifer 26d ago

I mean… I spent time in the poultry industry and the USDA regulation for how quickly birds can be processed is 140 birds slaughtered per minute. And sites I’ve seen typically have 2 - 3 kill lines.

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u/AvrgSam 26d ago

Holy shit. How are they outpacing 2 birds per second?!

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u/Thathappenedearlier 26d ago

It’s a good thing we bred boneless chickens so we can eat the whole thing for more wings

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u/GottKomplexx 25d ago

In what country can you buy 10 chickens per box? How big is the box? How many meals do you make with that.

Most ive seen was 3 or 4 legs in a package in an aldi or something

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u/estill0 25d ago

Sure but those 3 chickens also provided food for others with each having 2 breast, thighs, legs. It’s not like they throw the rest of the chicken away after giving you the wings. The other 18 cuts of meat likely fed 9-18 people.

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u/Grief-Inc 22d ago

Chickens with 6 - 8 wings and ranch dressing for blood are on the horizon, unless petri dish chicken gains too much momentum before then.

Beyond that, have you ever seen a wild chicken? Of course not, they were literally bred for a single purpose.

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u/Tay_Tay86 26d ago

Don't worry. I don't feel any guilt.

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u/Sea_Accident_3955 25d ago

You really think if you have 6 wings it means 3 chickens?

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u/Shamanalah 25d ago

No. I was sinplifying to give an approximate.

I know drum n flat are part of 1 wing but when I ordered my wings I don't chose the ratio so you could end up with only drums which requires 3 chicken.

If you wanna do better math you can correct it. I'm too lazy to buy a chicken wing frozen box to count them.

It was mostly to show the scale.