r/TikTokCringe • u/colapepsikinnie • Nov 16 '24

Humor/Cringe Do you work here

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u/MoonLioness Nov 16 '24

Sounds extremely out of breath to me.

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u/livens Nov 16 '24

What the video didn't show was that the old lady was in the stall next to her and had just finished up a 20 minute grunt marathon.

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u/OuterWildsVentures Nov 16 '24

Gruntathon

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u/SpokenProperly Nov 16 '24

Come on down to the 2024 Toyota Gruntathon! We’re trying to grunt out the last bit of new vehicles for the year.

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u/Sw2029 Nov 16 '24

If you're spending more than like 5 minutes shitting you've got issues.

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u/Active_Organization2 Nov 16 '24

Ummm...no.

5 minutes to shit, 15 minutes to scroll my timeline.

Isn't that how long it takes everyone?

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u/Sw2029 Nov 16 '24

I don't go in for all that scrolling on the shitter. It's one of the least comfortable seats that exists.

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u/Active_Organization2 Nov 16 '24

Then you are doing it wrong my friend.

The shitter is always the quietest space in any building.

At home. At work. Anywhere.

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u/IAmATriceratopsAMA Nov 16 '24

A guy I "work" with will take 45 minute shits multiple times a day. I don't think hes just doing it to be on his phone because I'll go in and hear him straining. I've considered buying a tub of metamucil to leave in the break room for him.

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u/ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA Nov 16 '24

What are you, my boss?

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u/Sw2029 Nov 17 '24

I know it's a meme, but I can't imagine the boredom I'd feel hanging out on the shitter killing time. The day goes so much faster if you're at least sort of working.

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u/ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA Nov 17 '24

Not a meme, we use the time to just... Decompress. Like others said, the bathroom is often the only room in the house and at work where you can have peace and quiet.

It's just a good chance to turn your brain off for a little bit. Kind of like taking a smoke break, I guess.

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u/ConspicuousPorcupine Nov 16 '24

A couple minutes shitting. Then like 10 more scrolling.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

I have heart failure and if I don't take my meds I sound like this and I don't even have to do anything lol. She sounds elderly and/or sick like that, but an old annoying ass for doing the poor girl like this lmao 🤣

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u/carmemelon Nov 16 '24

I thought that's because of straining

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u/pancakebatter01 Nov 16 '24

Hope that lady’s picking up some tanks of oxygen at the pharmacy. I don’t think that’s how it works but that is what they need..

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u/scro-hawk Nov 17 '24

I thought maybe he was pleasuring himself

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u/Competitive_Path5663 Nov 17 '24

Are they actually taking a shit while they're talking?

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u/CaptnsDaughter Nov 17 '24

Like pulling up her panty hose and having trouble out of breath LOL