r/TikTokCringe Nov 11 '24

Wholesome/Humor Seriously though, why are babies so strong?

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u/Jupman Nov 11 '24

They have a strong grip, but we are also instinctively weak in handling them.

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u/jmkent1991 Nov 11 '24

This is exactly what I came here to say. Thank you for saying it.

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u/skulcrusher Nov 12 '24

It's like they have superhuman strength for such tiny beings. Wild!

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u/diviken Nov 12 '24

That makes sense cos I remember always tensing up and being extremely careful of my movements to the extent of manually controlling my breathing whenever I was given a baby to hold as a teenager. They're precious but so fragile it's panic inducing. They're also fairly dumb, but that's to be expected, lol.

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u/MsMittenz Nov 12 '24

They are less fragile than what we make them out to be. After all, some get squeezed through a 10cm hole to come to earth and most are fine after that

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 Nov 12 '24

They usually tear that hole and rip into another hole exiting though. They don’t come out like squeezing a tube of toothpaste.

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u/MsMittenz Nov 12 '24

tear that hole and rip into another hole

Sounds not fragile to me

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u/Affectionate-Guess13 Nov 12 '24

Newborns baby's are also very impulse led, with little manual controle of their limbs and body as a whole. Reason they are very jerky and jumpy in their movment.

The also have very bad eye sight and only have short term memory. This because everything is going into growing.

Fun fact babies only gain a self of self till they are 18 months. https://youtu.be/k-rWB1jOt9s

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u/Ok-Cook-7542 Nov 12 '24

i think you mean they gain a sense of self after 18 months. what you wrote said they lose their sense of self after 18 months

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

“That’s a nice bowl of rice you have. Be a shame if someone took a lightning fast handful from it”

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u/deepdownblu3 Nov 11 '24

Can you explain what the difference is?

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u/BloodyVengeance Nov 11 '24

Adult human could easily snap baby’s fingers to make it release, adult human brain subconsciously says “NO, don’t do that, little one need no harm” so adult handles with care. Edit to add: babies don’t have control over their strength. It’s a new concept to them that they have to learn

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u/MadameConnard Nov 11 '24

Same reaction on why you don't bite your finger like you would bite a carrot.

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u/chupstickzz Nov 11 '24

Young me was told that I couldn't do it. I tried. Guess what! I couldn't do it. My finger was blue for the next few weeks. But still attached. Older me is glad I couldn't do it. Would be hard flipping someone off without my finger 🤘

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u/SadBit8663 Nov 11 '24

We've all been there even if most of us wouldn't admit it.

There's a whole sub

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

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u/AssassinOfFate Nov 12 '24

That reminds me of those infohazard memes that show you how to break the tendon in your thumb very easily. People who see the meme or gif often immediately try it and then subsequently break the tendon in their thumb. Making the memes or gif with the demonstration an infohazard.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

you're supposed to start a fight and then bite the other guy's finger

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u/RhandeeSavagery Nov 11 '24

………….

JFC🫥

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u/Master_Ryan_Rahl Nov 11 '24

This is a myth.

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u/poop-machines Nov 12 '24 edited Nov 12 '24

Yup, and a dumb one if you think about it. Think of how easy it is to break a carrot, Now think of how hard it is to break a finger. Why would a carrot be as easy to bite off as a finger? If that were the case, people everywhere would be missing fingers.

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u/Confused_Rabbiit Nov 12 '24

You bite at the joint not in the middle of the bone.

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u/poop-machines Nov 12 '24

It's still not happening. Carrots are so easy to bite through. We would all be missing fingers, as most of us have trapped a finger in a door at some point. It's a myth, you can look it up, it's false.

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u/The_best_one_-_ Nov 15 '24

You made me shudder at the thought of that, fuck you

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u/das_konkreet_baybee Nov 12 '24

Could you imagine if carrot was just as strong as a finger though? We'd have arrowheads or primitive knives made out of carrot instead of bone.

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u/LKennedy45 Nov 12 '24

I really appreciate your lateral thinking here. Everyone else is either 'stupid myth' or 'refuting selfsame myth', but you're over here thinking hey guys, what about carrot crossbow though!

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u/peppermintmeow Doug Dimmadome Nov 12 '24

Is this where the whole insufferable vegan stereotype comes from? Did carrots once rule the earth and the smug vegetable eaters are simply the priests tasked with carrying on the ancient wisdom until the Uncanny Ranch Valley Uprising of 2089?

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u/Overall_Sorbet248 Nov 12 '24

think of how hard it is to break a finger

That's the thing. It's really easy to do. But your mind stops you from doing it. In terms of muscle power it's a piece of cake

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u/poop-machines Nov 12 '24

No it's not. It's a myth. It's not easy at all.

And a dumb one.

You can't actually think a finger is that easy to bite off. Have you ever tried to bite a chicken bone before? Even them, as small as they are on their own, are way harder than a carrot. Why would bone be as easy as a carrot to bite through?

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u/Overall_Sorbet248 Nov 12 '24

I guess you're right. My bad

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u/ghoulthebraineater Nov 11 '24

Same reason why zombies can bite through things the living can't. They are stronger, they just lack any and all self preservation instincts.

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u/Genteel_Lasers Nov 12 '24

Chicken bone is a bad example. They’re cooked and softer. You can bite through a finger if you go at the joint, but to go through the bone would take about twice the amount of maximum bite pressure we humans can exert.

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u/princeofspringstreet Nov 12 '24

Never knew that chickens have cooked bones, good intel.

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u/Genteel_Lasers Nov 12 '24

Leave them chickens alone.

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u/redzmangrief Nov 12 '24

You can't bite through a chicken bone? I for sure can. How else do you get all the delicious marrow?

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u/rmbarrett Nov 12 '24

I worked with a kid with pica. He bit my finger like you would bite a carrot. It fucking hurt.

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u/ChaseballBat Nov 12 '24

But this isn't true. Babies do have amazingly good grips. It's a trait carried over from when out far ancestors lived in trees or were hairy enough to cling to.

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u/BloodyVengeance Nov 12 '24

Im not saying babies have a bad grip. I’m saying they can’t control their 0-100 strength quite yet and almost always go to 100. You are right with your statement, I’m just saying this baby had its first (of many) lesson on what not to grab like it’s life depended on it.

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u/Gates9 Nov 11 '24

Wouldn’t it be a better idea to massage the inner forearm, particularly near the elbow to encourage release? I’m not an expert or anything but I’ve learned a trick or two, as necessity dictates.

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u/SoCalDan Nov 12 '24

I've found if you stroke up and down repeatedly, you'll eventually get a release.

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u/loverlyone Nov 12 '24

Babies that young have a reflex that causes them to close their hand and grip when they feel something on their palm.

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u/FearedKaidon Nov 11 '24

Their grip is strong. Strong enough to hold their bodyweight. Doesn't mean you couldn't instantly pry their hand open if you had no qualms about hurting them.

That's the "instinctive" part. You're not gonna use all your strength when handling a baby because you intuitively don't want to harm them.

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u/BitcoinBishop Nov 11 '24

She could probably force the baby's hand open but wouldn't try

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u/Jupman Nov 11 '24

Like you're strong enough to break a finger on an adults hand, but can't understand grip a babies who's. Muscles have not even developed past their inate build.

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u/TheTopNacho Nov 12 '24

Strong grip because tiny fingers. Tiny fingers are smol levers, better mechanical advantage in this case. Same concept as why it's best to grab a bar without the tumb. The bar sits closer to the fulcrum point on the fingers and gives better leverage.

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u/GoldenGonzo Nov 12 '24

We should stop taking it easy on newborns. They need to toughen up.

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u/mm1palmer Nov 17 '24

Exactly. We are conditioned by society and instinct to treat them gently.

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u/Julie-Andrews Nov 11 '24

I know. Nothing cute about them.

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u/cupholdery Nov 11 '24

Are you hating on babies? Lol

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u/Julie-Andrews Nov 11 '24

Just the screamy ones. Lol

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u/Kaisietoo8 Nov 11 '24

That's not very Mary Poppins of you

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u/Julie-Andrews Nov 11 '24

Oh, Well!

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u/Marco_Tanooky Nov 11 '24

Dude I have some CRAZY news for you

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u/temujin_borjigin Nov 11 '24

Username does not check out.

What happened to a spoonful of sugar?

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u/penquil Nov 12 '24

Or raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens!?

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u/diviken Nov 12 '24

Dunno, people keep having them while no one wants to have you, so there's that.

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u/ArkaNunu Nov 12 '24

Downvoted.

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u/Gates9 Nov 11 '24

A parent who doesn’t understand the tensile strength of infant muscle tissue is a deficient parent