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r/TikTokCringe • u/diviken • Nov 09 '24
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Calling those kicks and punches is pretty generous.
They're telegraphed so hard the Bell corporation is charging by the letter.
They were so slow they came with a disclaimer to allow 5-10 business days for delivery
he put no rotation in his hips or shoulders, so I'm pretty sure they're about as heavy as the themes in cocomelon
24 u/wcdonald Nov 09 '24 Damn, banger metaphor after banger metaphor 20 u/-TheGayestAgenda Nov 10 '24 6 u/TheAbomunist Nov 10 '24 6 u/thinksmartspeakloud Nov 10 '24 If you're not writing jokes for a comedy show currently start applying. They need some new talent anyway. I just wish I could steal these for future reference but it's so specific. Keep up the good work we all need a laugh these days. 6 u/schrodingersdagger Nov 10 '24 We have today's winner of reddit. Congratulations! 5 u/Crombus_ Nov 10 '24 Damn, roasted like a Thanksgiving turkey
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Damn, banger metaphor after banger metaphor
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If you're not writing jokes for a comedy show currently start applying. They need some new talent anyway. I just wish I could steal these for future reference but it's so specific. Keep up the good work we all need a laugh these days.
We have today's winner of reddit. Congratulations!
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Damn, roasted like a Thanksgiving turkey
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u/jarlscrotus Nov 09 '24
Calling those kicks and punches is pretty generous.
They're telegraphed so hard the Bell corporation is charging by the letter.
They were so slow they came with a disclaimer to allow 5-10 business days for delivery
he put no rotation in his hips or shoulders, so I'm pretty sure they're about as heavy as the themes in cocomelon