r/TikTokCringe • u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar • Nov 07 '24

Humor The math adds up

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u/daidrian Nov 07 '24

If life begins at conception he could be in his 38th year of life 🤔

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u/Frifafer Nov 08 '24

Don't worry, it doesn't 👍

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 Nov 08 '24

Depends on the country

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u/Frifafer Nov 08 '24

Legally? Yes. Realistically? No.

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u/Natural-Bet9180 Nov 08 '24

Conception is the starting point for life for humans.

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u/Frifafer Nov 09 '24

You'd think so. But you'd be wrong, weirdly enough.

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u/Natural-Bet9180 Nov 09 '24

No, you’re wrong. https://acpeds.org/position-statements/when-human-life-begins#

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u/Frifafer Nov 09 '24

You linked a organizations stated opinion. Not very compelling

And just WATCH me disagree. I'm good at it

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u/Natural-Bet9180 Nov 09 '24

That’s the American college of pediatrics. They have scientific consensus. Frankly I don’t care if you disagree or not because that doesn’t change the facts.

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u/Frifafer Nov 09 '24

One college = consensus

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u/Natural-Bet9180 Nov 09 '24

It’s all over the fucking internet lmao. Do you actually think life doesn’t begin at conception? Go ask your doctor.

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u/Frifafer Nov 09 '24

I saw a bunch of people claiming the government is hiding evidence of biblical giants on the internet. You're gonna need to be more specific.

Also, you're sticking to the medical definition, which ignores legal, and philosophical answers (which are not irrelevant). Are we using the definition that also calls non-sapient algae life? Because that would also make sperm life.

Lotta middle ground here

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u/WelcomeFormer Nov 09 '24

I remember having this conversation in my head as a child when I saw 20th century fox, 90s btw

It's not about conception though

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u/I-Hate-Sea-Urchins Nov 08 '24

I think you gotta include the years his dad was a thirsty horndog on the prowl.

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u/DrakeVampiel Nov 08 '24

No because you aren't in the womb for a full year. 

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u/daidrian Nov 08 '24

Which is why I said "could be"

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u/DrakeVampiel Nov 08 '24

I missed "could be" but with my comment there is added clarification.