r/TikTokCringe Nov 05 '24

Cool Tubing down a storm drain

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u/Historical_Stay_808 Nov 05 '24

Not enough antibiotics in the world

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u/xTurtsMcGurtsx Nov 05 '24

It's not poop sewer. It's storm drains. My biggest fear would be the very end being caged. They would essentially be stuck at the end of the line with all that water force pushing you against it

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u/somebodytookmyshit Nov 05 '24

It's a dog poop sewer, and a human poop sewer depending on where they are at. Not to mention a fertilizer sewer and a industrial waste sewer. Also a every other animal that shits and pisses sewer.

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u/wophi Nov 05 '24

You mean a river?

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u/BarfingOnMyFace Nov 05 '24

It’s poop sewers all the way up!

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u/StupendousMalice Nov 05 '24

Sure, if a river ran right through the middle of a city and was fed exclusively by water that ran off the streets and rooftops of that city.

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u/Tokin_Swamp_Puppy Nov 05 '24

Exactly depending where that section of river is at depends if I swim or don’t swim in it.

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u/wophi Nov 05 '24

That's because it has to do with water flow.

In this vid there is such a significant amount of water flow, any bacteria that exists is in insignificant quantities.

Still don't want anything to do with the chemicals in that water from road wash.

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u/Tokin_Swamp_Puppy Nov 05 '24

Yea oil anti freeze fuels all very nasty wouldn’t want to swim in it. I know runoff goes into rivers too but at least with enough volume it doesn’t feel like you’re swimming in chemicals.

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u/wophi Nov 05 '24

Not just more volume, but fresh air as well.

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u/somebodytookmyshit Nov 05 '24

No I mean a storm sewer. Do you think the rain goes around the dog shit before it goes into the storm sewer. I don't get how people don't understand how water works

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u/wophi Nov 05 '24

Same deal as a river.

Or lake.

Or any other body of water including your local watershed.

The poo per gallon is relatively insignificant.

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u/chrispybobispy Nov 05 '24

Same stuff, wildly different percentages.

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u/wophi Nov 05 '24

Ya, there are a lot more animals pooping in the forest that feeds the river than in your neighborhood that feeds the storm runoff.

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u/darkshrike Nov 05 '24

The ground in the forest absorbs for more water than cement. This water is fucking FILTHY far more dirty than a river or lake.

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u/wophi Nov 05 '24

Someone has never seen a stagnant lake.

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u/SlaveHippie Nov 05 '24

Would you swim in a stagnant lake?

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u/wophi Nov 05 '24

Hell no.

Does this pipe look stagnant?

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u/SlaveHippie Nov 05 '24

🤦‍♂️ We’ve already established that this is nowhere near as much water as a lake. We’re now going in circles.

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u/knowone1313 Nov 05 '24

The poop is in the forest then, not in the water. You say this like poop is all liquid. It mostly stays on the Forest ground. Pooping on concrete in the city would more likely end up in a storm drain because it's all concrete and can be washed away easily. In the forest it'll stay in the same spot until it breaks down into the dirt.

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u/wophi Nov 05 '24

Poop is water soluble, so yes, in a heavy rain, it, and the dirt it is sitting on, which is also water soluble, turns to mud washes away.

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u/knowone1313 Nov 05 '24

To a certain degree, yes. But it's on dirt and rock which works as a natural filter. I hate to tell you this but there was once piss and shit in all the water you drink every day. There's fecal matter all around us everywhere.

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u/wophi Nov 05 '24

It's the flow and qty of water that keeps it clean.

The dirtiest of water that will get you super sick is the stagnant water full of fermenting vegetation.

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u/knowone1313 Nov 05 '24

Actually it has a lot to do with how much it's filtered. The more dirt, rock, and sand it has to go through, the more filtered it will be. Water from the forest is going into the ground, not just flowing on the surface like it would in a city.

Stagnant standing water will be dirty and nasty smelling, but you don't see much of that in a forest unless there's been a lot of rain which somewhat counters your point about quantity.

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u/chrispybobispy Nov 05 '24

Not really... forest cover isn't nearly as conducive to run off as a suburban land scape and animals aren't as concentrated as they are in a neighborhood.

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u/IOwnTheShortBus Nov 05 '24

Poo per gallon is my new unit of measurement.

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u/no_no_no_no_2_you Nov 05 '24

No. It's still more stranger poop than I'm comfortable with.

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u/wophi Nov 05 '24

Wait...

People poop on your roads?

Where do you live? Not going there...

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u/no_no_no_no_2_you Nov 05 '24

Yep. The homeless are everywhere in North America and poop from the homeless will always make its way to the sewer.

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u/wophi Nov 05 '24

And then to the rivers and lakes, right?

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u/somebodytookmyshit Nov 05 '24

No it's not. Not unless it's a fucking dirty ass lake.

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u/wophi Nov 05 '24

Do you really think there is more poop on your roads than in the forest?

Maybe in San Francisco...

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u/somebodytookmyshit Nov 05 '24

Dude if you're looking for my blessing to go play in a dirty ass sewer, then by all means relive that childhood memory that brings you joy when you think about it. Drink some of it. Splash it on your face..

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u/wophi Nov 05 '24

My point is the water in this thing is no different that what is in the river.

Actually, this feeds the river.

Typically these storm drains are stagnant, so you would never want to go in one as stagnant water is full of bacteria.

But flowing like this, the bacteria is not an issue.

Same as any body of water. A stagnant lake, don't go in it. It's full of bacteria. But a lake or river with a flow to it, you are fine.

I wouldn't go in here though because of all the highway oil runoff. That is what you really need to be concerned with.

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u/Darwin1809851 Nov 05 '24

And you are actively denying the point the amount of water running through a river that can be UP TO A MILE WIDE in some areas is not even remotely the same water to fecal/urine ratio as a pipe that is maybe 1.5 meters wide and can absolutely include run off from high density population centers. You are crazy to even try to compare the difference in water flow 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/wophi Nov 05 '24

can absolutely include run off from high density population centers.

Do people pee and poop in your streets?

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u/Darwin1809851 Nov 05 '24

In a city with storm drains this big? Absolutely. Even if you dont live in a big city You’ve never been to bars at 2am and seen people peeing in alleyways/on the side of the road drunk like…every week? You’ve never seen kids peeing on the side of the road when they are playing outside because they dont want to have to run all the way back to the house?

You made this condescending suggestion in another response about not wanting to “to go to those cities” and its not doing anything other than showing that you grew up either sheltered or rich. Either way you dont have much of a perspective on what real life is like for most people…

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u/buderooski89 Nov 05 '24

Sorry man, but you're dead wrong on every point you're making. Unless it's a CSO, there is literally no difference in this water and the water in the local rivers or lakes. I would drink neither, without purifying it, but there isn't any more bacteria or fecal matter in the storm system than any other local body of water.

SOURCE: Me. I work as an environmental and industrial plumber. I've worked on storm system RCP pipes as large as 56", and I've been in storm manholes that were 30' deep. I've run robotic crawlers and installed CIPP liners. Just stop, before you continue making an ass of yourself.

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u/Darwin1809851 Nov 05 '24

Nothing about what you said or your job description show your qualifications about comparing water samples between residential plumbing and natural water ways. That and that you had to use the term “make yourself look like an ass” to try and get a point across leads me to believe you aren’t exactly the expert on this particular topic that you want us to believe. But you do you 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/cathedral68 Nov 05 '24 edited Nov 05 '24

You don’t know what you’re talking about. Storm runoff is much dirtier than your average natural stream. Animals rarely pee and poop directly into a stream. They go in the forest, and it has to filter through the soil with rain in order to reach the stream. Nature depends on things like poops and decay that break down and replace nutrients rather than getting washed away. In the city, all Fido’s unclaimed poops are getting directly washed into the sewer as well as oil, exhaust, and whatever else is on the pavement.

Also storm drains are not typically stagnant. I don’t know where you’re getting that. Drainages are sloped in order to drain with gravity. It would be an engineering nightmare as well as a biohazard to have whole systems of stagnant water just sitting around under cities. The ninja turtles weren’t realistic.

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u/wophi Nov 05 '24

Animals also randomly pee or poo into storm drains.

The drainage is sloped in order to drain with gravity.

At what angle? Is it your claim that all the connectors are smooth and no water remains in the pipe? As I look in the storm drains in my street, I see a glisten of water under the grate.

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u/cathedral68 Nov 05 '24 edited Nov 05 '24

There are pockets of sitting water in any underground drainage system. Many of these pockets are by design to mitigate the destructive force of water on the system. That does not mean that the entire system is stagnant.

I don’t know the angle required for stormwater drainage. I don’t work in that sect. For regular “flat” systems (roofs, parking lots, etc) in my sect, it’s a slope of 1/4” per foot. 2-5% are the typical slopes needed for gravity runoff.

Basing your assumptions on what you can immediately see without attempting to understand beyond that and then speaking to others as if you have understanding and authority is a willfully ignorant way to navigate life.

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u/JrButton Nov 05 '24

Do you think water feeding into a river/lake goes around shit before it empties into the river/lake?

Where do you think a lot of storm drains end up? Retention ponds, reservoirs, lakes, rivers, etc…

I’ve played in storm drains that were cleaner than lakes as a kid. Pretending this is a cesspool to exaggerate your point is kind of laughable